…..Hey, give the man a break.….at least they found him in a yoga-type position…..and if you think that’s weird…..
POLICE FIND NAKED MAN DOING JUMPING JACKS IN Mc DONALD’S WOMEN’S RESTROOM…..And there you go!….at least he was alone when he locked the door.
RARE VIKING DISCOVERY MADE IN ITALY…..Archaeologists have found a burial site with 10 skeletons near Palermo..….the capital of the Italian island of Sicily..….now before I go on…..I need to save the person who wrote this life…..Sicily is…..Sicily..….Italy claims the island but try convincing a Sicilian about that……and you might be sleeping with the fish..….and second….why are they surprised to find Viking bodies in Sicily….oh wait..…you didn’t know that yet…..ok……they’re saying some of the dead buried in a cemetery were members of the elites of the clergy……bodies found near the medieval church of San Michele del Golfo….and of the three bodies found..….one was a woman and two were children……and the rest are hard to identify…..scientists have discovered that the graves belong to the Normans..….descendants of Vikings…..the tallness and massive built of the skeletons indicate this origin…..the Normans arose in the northern part of France…..and would go on to have military conquests all over Europe……including the southern part of Italy….in the second half of the 11th century the island was recaptured from the Arabs by a Norman nobleman named Roger de Hauteville……the Vikings were everywhere…..one of the greatest explorers..….and more than likely..…the first ones to step foot on what is now called America.
THE CRAZY NEW VIRAL DANCE IS RISKING PEOPLE’S LIVES…..And if you’re stupid enough to exit a moving car..….because you want a video of you dancing to Drake’s song called….In My Feelings…..posted on Facebook…..or whatever……and hope you get millions of “LIKES”…..then I’m going to believe that the kid..….who jumped out of his car..….to dance..….and had the shit knocked out of him……by a passing car..….is the coolest thing on the planet to do right now…..and by the way…..I liked his video..….that car ran his ass over…..because he decided to do one of the dumbest thing ever.
REMEMBER THE WAITER..….Who said someone wrote “we don’t tip terrorists” on a receipt?……he admitted he made up the story……and said, “I don’t have an explanation, I made a mistake. There is no excuse”…..I hope you never find another job for a long as you live..….the people you accused were banned from the restaurant…..at least the restaurant apologized for you stupidity.
SERENA WILLIAMS SAID SHE WANTED ITALIAN FOOD SO HER HUSBAND FLEW HER TO ITALY…..Now that’s how you roll……if Nicole said she wanted so Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles…..BAM…..hire a private jet and fly to LA…..unfortunately, if she wants some bird and waffles..….I go in the kitchen and make it for her…..besides,…..I hate LA anyway!……but we could rent a villa in Italy……and I could make them for her there.
PRESIDENT’S NEW NIGHTMARE: TRUMP ORGANIZATION CFO SUBPOENAED…..Man, if all this stuff Mueller has on him…..turns out to be true..….this will be the most “Historic Takedown”…….ever!…..more and more stuff keeps popping up…..and people still believe in this……I don’t know what to call him…..he’s using and taking the same tactics Hitler used……and as if that ain’t working…..now he’s taking a page from George Orwell?…..Trump told people..…(in case you haven’t heard)..….to not trust their eyes and ears when it comes to what you may be hearing or seeing..….I’ll make what he said simple for ya……and quote Public Enemy…… “Don’t Believe the Hype!”
VING RHAMES SAYS POLICE HELD HIM AT GUNPOINT IN HIS OWN HOME.….Yep, a white neighbor called the police and……reported a break-in by a….. “large black man”……Ving said he answered the door…..and there was a red dot pointed at his head from a 9mm..….and they told him to put his hands up……but luck was on his side…..the chief of police knew him because their kids both play on the same sports team…..man, that could’ve gone wrong in so many ways….and,…..
GUESS WHAT? YOU CAIN’T….Live in your own damn house…..you “CAIN’T” open your own business in the morning in San Francisco…..and I forgot the other “CAIN’T”
109-YEAR-OLD WOMAN SAYS AVOIDING MEN IS THE SECRET TO A LONG LIFE….She might have a point…..because she is….109-years-old.
SHIP CARRYING 40 MIGRANTS, INCLUDING TWO PREGNANT WOMEN HAS BEEN STRANDED FOR TWO WEEKS IN THE MEDITERRANEAN, AFTER FOUR COUNTRIES REFUSED IT PERMISSION TO DOCK……Ok,….I’ve been living across the pond for a few decades…..I didn’t come for asylum….and I can’t even begin to imagine how it is to deal with their situation…..but when I look at how home is…..it makes me go.….Hummm!…..anyway…..I moved across for a reason.….and if I want to…..I can use the credit card and fly back home…..and here’s the weird part…..I can relate to the ones stuck on the ship…..because I did move back home for a minute…..and I applied for jobs…..and for some weird reason a few friends told me to exclude the fact that I’ve lived outside the country…..yeah, I said why…..and I didn’t listen…..but I should have…..when I mentioned I recently move back home…..after spending years living in Europe…..the doors were shut…..it’s not like I wasn’t qualified to do whatever…..it was the fact that I lived outside the box…..many European countries have a lot of shit to deal with right now…..and I mean no disrespect…..but refugees are not on the top of the list……Malta, Italy, France and Tunisia all said…..nah man,…..Malta…..hah, Staten Island is probably bigger.….and there’s a whole lotta money on Malta…..Italy is catching hell from the far-Right…..France may have won the World Cup..…but it’s back to business as usual when it comes to immigrants…..Tunisia…..the boat is sitting 3 km (1.9 miles) off your coast…..and Spain’s borders were recently crushed by refugees fleeing into the country……it makes no sense for migrants…..to return to a continent they’re escaping from…..only to more than likely have to start all over again.….nah,…..anyway,….yeah, I actually felt unaccepted when I moved back home…..it was hard to communicate with people…..European way of living “VS” the American way of living…..major difference…..so I decided to return to a multi-language world…..where I felt comfortable…..that’s something I can decide to do…..….and if I’m not happy with my environment.….I can decide again…….but the people on the boat…..are hoping they can live..…and dream…..and decide…..Europe is going through some serious changes…..every country has internal shit to deal with…..and like I said…..refugees are not on the top of the list.