…..Scientists now draw eyes on the butts of cows so the lion’s won’t attack them….and there you go……Amen!……………..NEXT!
HENRY ROLLINS: WHITE AMERICA COULDN’T HANDLE WHAT BLACK AMERICA DEALS WITH EVERYDAY…. “I’m an educated, Caucasian, heterosexual male. Does that ensue I will have success and live the American Dream? Obviously, it doesn’t but it damn sure drops me on second base with a great opportunity to steal third. If white America experienced a fraction of what black America deals with regarding law enforcement, incarceration, the court system, employment and countless other facts of life, they would immediately and collectively lose their minds.”
MAN I’LL TELL YA!…….A cup of coffee…..munch on something…..getting ready to step out the door…..and deal with humans?…..listen to Santana’s Moonflower….makes it a little easier to get through a Monday…..any mood you think you might be in….trust me, he has you’re theme song……hey, it’s Monday!
THIS PASTOR HAS CONVINCED US: POKEMON ARE ACTUALLY CYBER-DEMONS….And I believe him….because people are going nuts playing that game….one guy quit his job so he could chase those suckers around the city full time….Nebraska’s athletic department opened up their stadium so people could chase those things….these people have got to be possessed…..it shut down over the weekend and people lost their damn minds…..I didn’t even watch the cartoon….and now you want me to walk around like a tech-zombie….and catch an imaginary thing?…….KISS IT!
ONE WOMAN’S SEX SESSION WAS INTERRUPTED BY A SPEEDING TRAIN SLICING OFF HER HEAD……DAMN!…..I guess they don’t have hotels in Siberia…wow…..those of you who wondered about coming and going at the same time?….please re-read!
POLICE: MOM LEFT THREE KIDS IN THE DESERT AS PUNISHMENT…..DANG MOM!…..those rug rats can’t be “THAT” bad.
A COFFEE SHOP THAT PUTS A PRICE ON POLITENESS…..I like this place…..this is how you can order…. “One small cup – $5.00……One small cup please? – $3.00…..Hello, I’d like one small coffee please – $1.75”……the owner said;…. “I decided because I need to solve all the injustices of the world to start changing more for people who didn’t take the time to say hello and connect and realize we’re all people behind the counter.”
WATCH A MAN WALK HIS PET TORTOISE AROUND THE STREETS OF TOKYO…………………………………NAH!
BACK TO POKÉMON…….They’re trying to find out why the players keep finding dead bodies…..seriously!……this is what’s going around…..players have found….a homeless man in Raleigh…..a newborn in a Missouri pond….a hiker found dead in his tent in Colorado….skeletal remains in Ohio…..a woman shot in Indianapolis…..Kentucky, Washington State, Houston….and they’re saying people going around and living a normal life….keep coming across dead bodies while playing the game…..and not every case is reported to the police….there’s no word…..so far….saying whether it’s the game….or people just coming across people by luck.