…..That’s the new epic science fiction horror film…..directed and co-produced by Jordan Peele…..and after watching it….my feeling about this new epic science fiction horror film was…..NOPE!…..I don’t get it…..the cinematography is beautiful…..the script was slow…..and what was up with that bat-shit murdering crazy ass chimpanzee?……I will admit one thing…..that was one of the most beautifully designed aliens I’ve seen on the screen for a while…..other than that……the newest……epic science fiction scary as hell……horror film……..NOPE!……anyway,…..
SOMETIMES…..I’ll find an article that makes me think……
THIS IS WEIRD…..Now…..I’ll agree with the person who wrote this article…..this newly engaged woman reached…..a new level of crazy…… “I made my fiancé sign a contract – if he cheats, he’ll pay my bills for life”……in her defense….. “I, financially, have been screwed over so many times, and when it comes to money, I get scared and I don’t trust easily…..we are now engaged, we’re doing things, financially together, we’re making accounts together, so we thought it would be a great idea just to make sure that we both make some documents and agreements and sign them together.”……ok,…..my question is…..does a divorce loophole exist within this weird agreement?…..anyway,…..
RAIDER HISTORY TO REUNITE AT ALLEGIANT STADIUM FOR LARGEST SILVER AND BLACK ALUMNI GATHERING……Over 300 ex-Raider Nation players will gather together for the pre-season game against……The New England Patriots…..one thing is for sure…..even if you played for Raider Nation……and was traded to another team……. “Once a Raider – always a Raider!”…..and I love my wife soooo much…..I told her….. “When we’re in Vegas…..and I have the chance to tour the Death Star…..I’ll make sure you have a change to tryout…..for The Raiderette’s cheerleading squad…..then you can finally be my cheerleading wife, wear skimpy clothing, scream and root for my favorite team”…..Nicole is so sweet……she looked me in the eyes, smiled and said….. “And I’ll punch you dead in your face first!”
MICHAEL JACKSON…….I also came across this article…….“According to Guinness World Records Michael is the best entertainer of ALL TIMES…….he is the MOST AWARDED artist of all TIMES……he was actually crowned a real King in the Ivory Coast and he was awarded as the artist of the decade by President Bush in 1989……The BAD tour still holds the World Record Guinness for the tour with the largest paid audience……$125 million, and Thriller is still the top selling album of ALL TIMES……which outsells many of Elvis’ albums combined……who NEVER wrote a single song……whereas Michael is inducted in the Songwriter Hall of Fame and the Dance hall of Fame…….without even being formally trained…..he was inspired by James Brown, whom he called phenomenal and a genius…….MJ’s Cirque du Soleil are by far more successful than both the Beatles and Elvis’ combined…….Immortal grossed $300 million whereas the Beatles Love Show grossed only $68 million……..and Elvis show even less than the Beatles……MJ’S Cirque du Soleil Immortal tour is the 8th highest grossing tour of ALL TIMES…….MJ is the top earning celebrity EVERY single year since his death……MJ also had and has many impersonators……who even went UNDER the knife to look like him and in 1983 a fan of his killed himself because his parents wouldn’t let him have cosmetic surgery to look like Michael……upon the news of his death Wikipedia and Twitter reported a crash….. the Internet collapsed……8 people committed suicide when MJ died and help lines provided emotional support to people all over the world……MJ was so popular that he became the first western artist to EVER appear on a commercial in Russia……in 1997 he was voted the most famous person in the world…….he holds 23 world Guinness records AND he wrote most of his songs himself…….MJ sold out two concerts for his HIStory Tour in Aloha Stadium within a few hours……which was unprecedented……the demand for his 7 sold out Wembley concerts in 1987 was enough to fill the stadium 20 times and This is it became the highest grossing music documentary of ALL TIMES……it grossed 327 million $ according to wiki…….MJ was in show business since he was 6 years old……he had a 45 year old career……he was a child star……Rolling Stone called him a prodigy……he broke racial barriers……he put MTV on the map and he has influenced every single artist after him.”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A Florida man was arrested for trying to buy an 8-year-old girl for $100,000
A Vermont sheriff’s captain was fired after a video showed him kicking a detainee in the groin
A Ukrainian woman posing as a Rothchild family member infiltrated Mar-a-Lago
A curvy teacher was slammed for tight “inappropriate” outfits and booty pics
Journalist Alicia Quarles was arrested for allegedly kicking a NYPD cop in the stomach
Turkish pop star was arrested over religious school jokes
Spain urges women to swim topless to fight discrimination
An elderly woman slapped a male flight attendant after he took away her gin