METH HEADS….out here trying to fall in love….you can’t even fall asleep

I’VE FOUND OUT….that if you tuck one part of your pants leg….into your sock….people expect less of you

QUESTION FOR MY ESSENTIAL OIL FRIENDS….which oil calms household family members down?….chloroform?….it’s chloroform, isn’t it?

ARE THEY…still bad habits if I like them?

LIBRARIES…..were a good start….but we still need more places….where people aren’t allowed to talk

IF YOU FELT ALONE ON CHRISTMAS…..please remember….that you are always alone….it just happened to be Christmas Day

I TOTALLY BELIEVE….in annoyed at first sight

THE GREATEST DIFFERENCE….between a man and a woman….is the meaning of….. “What an ass.”

ABRAHAM LINCOLN….said watching “Melania”….was the worst experience he’s ever had….in a theatre.

IN THE 80’s….if you missed a phone call…no one told you…..and you lived in peace

I PUT MY LIFE….together once….I didn’t like it….so I took it apart again

THERE SHOULD….be confetti in tires….so when there is a blow-out….it’s still kind of an okay day

I SWEAR…if it wasn’t for the last minute….nothing would get done.

I DON’T HAVE….a favorite child…I have a least loud one

I HAVE A LOT OF…..excitement in my life….I used to call it stress…..but I feel much better….now that I call it excitement

AS I WALK….through the valley of the Shadow of Death…..I remind myself….you can’t always trust Google Maps

I AM ALLOWED…..to do what’s right for me….even if it upsets others

YOU’LL BE OK….and then you won’t be….over and over until you die.

I’M FINALLY PROUD OF ME….the messy life….my chaotic ways….and my feral refusal to be tamed….not everyone will like me….and I don’t give a shit

AND MY FAVORITE…..

YOU HAVE WALKED….through shadow….trauma….and flame….and you doubt your “Self” in this world?….get out of your head….and back on your feet….remember who the hell you are.