…..Please excuse my Albanian…..but this shit is so wrong…..and privileged……to quote Shaun King….. “It’s wild to me that 3 black men just got suspended for 3 games “WITHOUT PAY” for misrepresenting their vaccination status when Aaron Rodgers didn’t get suspended for a single game when he clearly misrepresented his status”……Antonio Brown, Mike Edwards and John Franklin III…..African-American NFL players…..were suspended for not following NFL COVID protocol…..Aaron Rodgers…..did the exact same thing…..look at this scenario……AMERIKKKA!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Thomas Williams breaks into high school wearing Spider-Man underwear
Neighbor calls police after hearing woman shout “Stop! No!” only for officers to discover she was telling him to stop passing gas
Man surrenders samurai sword at airport
2 men rob Erie man of a condom at knifepoint
Thief allegedly stole wallet – leaving behind his birth certificate
64 year old’s attempt to steal a car foiled when he takes too long to load his walker
Man tries to steal lawnmower using a bicycle
Parisian mom dresses like teenager, takes exam for daughter
Russian man busted for stealing a bridge
Robber arrested after using plastic bag as a disguise
Minnesota mother, son attested to stealing frozen Gopher feet
Baytown mom punches, runs over robber who threaten her kids (my kind of parent)
Woman accused of pointing a gun at a man over hidden vodka
Suspected burglar gets stuck in mud (he’s just plain stupid)
Lorian man tells police his weed was stolen
Naked man went to the wrong house to propose to girlfriend
Man steals adult store mannequin, returns for her sexy lingerie
Man fleeing police officers unknowingly tries to hide in St. Louis Police Headquarters
Man says friend left Meth in his sock
Burglar locks up homeowner in his own gun closet, gets shot
Woman hits cop to quit smoking habit
Intruder found trying on earrings
Man claimed to have found stolen car
Naked woman crawls through strangers doggie door
Man allegedly robs teen, makes an appointment to rob him again
Clerk laughed at bandit and just said, “NO!”
Woman calls 911 because she wants a divorce
HERE IN OTTAWA…..we received about 2 inches of snow yesterday so…
8:00 am: I made a snowman
8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere.
8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 – The transgender man.. women…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 – I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 – Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.
8:39 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 – The ‘council on equality’ officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 – TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs” and am now a sexist.
9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather
9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 – The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 – I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman…
Moral……………………
There isn’t a moral to this story.
It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
YO, PRO-LIFERS, CHRISTIAN WHATEVERS……JUST SAYIN’…… “The right of a woman to choose, the right to control her own body, has been clearly set since Casey and never challenged – (Justice Sonia Sotomayor)……Planned Parenthood vs Casey…..clearly says…. “States cannot impose an undue burden on the right to an abortion”……it’s a woman’s right!