May 16, 2022

NEW YORK RESTAURANT EMPLOYS GRANDMAS INSTEAD OF PROFESSIONAL CHEFS

…..Oh I’m definitely going to try and find this place the next time we’re home.….ain’t nothing like Grandma’s cooking…..Enoteca Maria is a restaurant on Staten Island..…and the owner….Jody Scaravella came up with this idea 12 years ago.….after losing his grandmother, mother and sister..…all within a few years of each other…..he posted an ad in the newspaper seeking..… “Italian housewives to cook regional dishes”……now the restaurant has a rotating staff of grandmother’s from 30 different places from around the world…..Palestine, the Czech Republic, Argentina, Nigeria and Algeria to new a few..….they’re known as “Nonnas”..….which is Italian for grandmas……and they take turns in cooking traditional recipes from their respective cultures.….offering patrons a chance to experience new dishes every night…..now, people come from all over the world to try their century old recipes.….Jody gets phone calls from people in Australia, England, Italy…..to book a dinner reservation…..and those of you living in Manhattan…..the Staten Island ferry stop is right down the block from the restaurant.….the grandmas love cooking..…some of them live on Staten Island…..and some come from Brooklyn, the Bronx and even New Jersey…..you have to admit..….old-world dishes cooked with family secret ingredients beats fast-food any day.

THANKS FOR THIS ONE RONNIE……Vacation in Amsterdam….have sex and get stoned…..vacation in Saudi Arabia.…..have sex and get stoned!

RIGHT-WING “CRUSADERS” MILITIA GROUP PLOTTED TERROR ATTACK ON MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS, FBI CHARGES…..And imagine this…..all three of these Kansas men are white…..not Black…..not Muslim…..not illegal’s…… “WHITE”….and they belong to a group that espoused…..sovereign citizen, anti-government, anti-Muslim and anti-immigrant extremist beliefs.….their plan was to park four cars packed with explosives…..at the four corners of an apartment complex in order to set off a massive explosion…..I’m surprised Blacks weren’t considered in their plan.….and here’s the part I love so much…..all three of them are…..Donald Trump fans…..just like the armed supporters who protested in front of the Democrat’s campaign office.….Mosques in the U.S. have suffered vandalism, arson and other types of destruction 78 times in 2015……nearly a 400% jump from 2014…..there have been 260 hate crimes targeting Muslims in 2015…..an 80% rise from the year before…..a Muslim Sikh was recently attacked in California…..nearly two dozen San Antonio police officers were punished for wearing Trump hats…..history repeating itself again.

ICELANDIC LAWMAKER BREASTFEEDS HER BABY WHILE ADDRESSING PARLIAMENT…..Cool with me…..it’s the most natural thing to do…..her child was hungry and she wasn’t expecting to speak….but when she was asked a question…..she walked up to the podium……and spoke while feeding her child.….and no one batted an eye.….in Spain parliamentarian Carolina Bescansa caught hell for feeding her son in Parliament…..her move was part of an effort to campaign for women’s right and free nurseries.….women currently hold 41% of the seats in Iceland’s parliament.….and Iceland has been the best country in the world to be a woman for the past seven years straight.

NIGERIA’S PRESIDENT BUHARI SAYS HIS WIFE BELONGS IN THE KITCHEN….You’re an ass…. “I don’t know which party my wife belongs to but she belongs in the kitchen and my living room and the other room.”……and that’s what I love about women because sometimes they don’t tell everything to their partner…..because she didn’t tell her idiot husband…..that she belongs to another party.

CHINESE RESTAURANT ADOPTS “PAY WHAT YOU WANT” POLICY AND LOSES $15,000 IN A WEEK…..I but you they’ll change that policy real quick.

SCIENTIST SUCCESSFULLY RECREATE TYRANNOSAURUS REX EMBRYO FROM CHICKEN DNA…..Man y’all better stop playing around…..didn’t any of them see Jurassic Park?

THE NEW LOS ANGELES NIGHTCLUB WILL ONLY ADMIT ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE….Please define attractive to me please…..because during my lifetime….I’ve met some people who were consider attractive…..and they turned out to be real ugly people.

MAN GETS 20 YEARS IN PRISON FOR SHOOTING AT GEORGE ZIMMERMAN’S VEHICLE….Now ain’t that a bitch…..too bad he missed.

ITALY OPENS FIRST-EVER 24-HOUR FREE WINE FOUNTAIN…..And you wonder why I love Italy..…24/7…..the Fontana del Vino was installed by the Dora Sarchese Vineyard…..in nearby Ortona…..and they wanted to provide a service that had been previously unheard of in Italian history….the fountain is located along a popular trail…..the Cammino di San Tommaso..…which is used by thousands of Catholics every year on a pilgrimage to see the remains of Thomas..…who was one of Jesus disciples.

ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME NOMINEES ANNOUNCED…..And I’m cool with their choices……well some of them..….Tupac Shakur….Bad Brains…..Depeche Mode…..Electric Light Orchestra….Jane’s Addiction…..Joan Baez.….Journey…..Pearl Jam (definitely).….Steppenwolf…..Chaka Khan (should’ve been in there long ago)….Chic….Janet Jackson…..J. Geils Band.…Joe Tex..…Kraftwerk……MC5….The Cars…..The Zombies and Yes….and fans can cast one vote a day up until December 5th…….by visiting Rockhall.com….and here are a few people they still haven’t put in there…..Whitney Houston….John Coltrane……The Smiths…..Tina Turner….Brian Eno…..Kate Bush….New Order.….Iron Maiden…..Roxy Music…..Slayer…..Nick Cave..…Motörhead and Devo.

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