…..I have to sincerely apologize to my friends in the United Kingdom…..for having to suffer…and go through horrendous torture….while watching a Knicks game….I’m sure pulling teeth….banging you shin on the end table…..or practicing running into street lamps at 50 miles an hour would’ve been more enjoyable.
TEENAGER SPENT THREE YEARS THINKING SHE WAS DEAD DUE TO “WALKING CORPSE SYNDROME”…..This is actually a rare medical condition known as “Walking Corpse Syndrome”.….or Cotard’s Syndrome…..people genuinely believe they are dead or parts of their body no longer exist..…and some have died from starvation because they feel they no longer have to eat..…but with the help of a therapist.….and Disney films she recovered.
MY LETTER TO THE ACADEMY…..Dear Hollyweird people….I get it…..I get it…..you would rather have Ben Kingsley’s play Mahatma Gandhi…..Katharine Hepburn play Jade in Dragon Seed…..Godfrey Cambridge as Jeff Gerber in Watermelon Man…..Birth of a Nation (you remember Gus…..the renegade Negro?)…..Al Jolson in The Jazz Singer……Boris Karloff The Mask of Fu Manchu…..Victor Mature playing Indians…..Laurence Olivier as Othello…..Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany’s……C. Thomas Howell as Mark Watson in Soul Man…..Elvis Presley in Stay Away.….Natalie Wood in West Side Story…..Jake Gyllenhall in Prince of Persia…..Marlon Brando in The Teahouse of the August Moon and a Mexican in Viva Zapata…..Angelina Jolie in A Mighty Heart…..Ben Affleck in Argo…..Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger……Warner Oland as Charlie Chan…..John Wayne as Genghis Khan…..Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra……and now they want Angelina Jolie to play Cleo in the re-make…..and of course…..Exodus!…….I get it…..but out of all the films you produced last year….you want to tell the world that you could not find one…..Charlie…Chinaman…Jap….Gook….Yellowman….Nip….Asian person…..or a…..Brownie….Lebo…..sand nigger Arab actor….maybe a…..Ape….Buck….Colored Coon….Eggplant…Jigaboo…Kaffir…..Mammy….Nigra….Oreo…..Uncle Tom…..Sambo…..Aunt Jemima African/American….what about a……Spic….Brownie….Wetback….Greaseball…..Beaner Latin American/Hispanic….not even a….Redskin….Injun…..Prairie Nigger…..Native American……who is worthy of deserving an Oscar nod?……and you have the nerve…..and audacity to call…..your international market of film viewers….. “RACIST!?!”…..Oscar voters are nearly 94% Caucasian and 77% male….Blacks are about 2% and Latinos are less than 2%….a median age of 62 and people younger than 50 constitute just 14% of the membership….I agree with Spike Lee when it comes to the Academy….. “F**K ‘em!”
FLORIDA POLICE USE IMAGES OF BLACK MALE FACES FOR TARGET PRACTICE….Man,….I’m not even going to go there……y’all knowing about it is fine with me…..National Guardswoman……Valerie Deant walked into target practice in Miami Beach…..and saw police snipers shooting at her brother.
COLIN COWHERD REACTS TO SUSPENSION OF HIGH SCHOOL COACH…..Just in case you didn’t know…..Michael Anderson….who is the coach of Arroyo Valley High School girls basketball team in California….destroyed his rival school….Blooming High School…..by the score of.…161 to 2….and yes that’s a beat-down….now someone came up with the bright idea to suspend him for two games….I really have no idea why…..unless the parents of the rival team….couldn’t accept the fact that….a)….their kids got their collective asses kicked….or b)….their kids can’t play b-ball worth a damn…..the coach who should’ve been suspended….is the coach you believe can teach your sorry ass non-playing kids how to play basketball….and like Colin said….you have to learn how to lose….in order to work hard to win….it bothers the parents more…..the kids will get over it and forget….me, I would’ve taken my first-string out by the second quarter…..but if the second and third string players kept scoring…..hey!
WILSON CHANDLER DUNK OVER TYSON CHANDLER…..Go to NBATV…..ESPN….Google……You Tube….wherever…..this is the nastiest…. “YO MAMA DUNK”…..I have seen in years!
DID YOU KNOW….All humans begin as a female…..the Y chromosome…….which is only present in males.….is not activated in the first 5-6 weeks of embryonic development.
EBOLA COULD PUT A STOP TO FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION ON SIERRA LEONE……No kidding….but before Ebola does that…..why don’t you stop genital mutilation before Ebola has a chance.