…..New Your Gov. Kathy Hochul said….. “This is a moral moment for the people of New York but also for the rest of the nation…..follow what we did here in New York…..and we’ll finally start to be at the beginning of the end of all gun violence…..and the massacres that are occurring every day in our country”…..isn’t it a shame…..when a woman proves to all those men in D.C……that she has a bigger pair than all of them combined…..the elections are coming up……and we need more women like her…..not like that Marjorie thing from Georgia……peach tree dish MTG….really?…..I’ve seen tissue full of snot……with a higher genetic intelligence code than you.

I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE……BUT I LOVE IT!……A news reporter ask Michael Jordan…..if he thought the ‘90’s Chicago Bulls…..could beat LeBron’s Lakers….MJ said…. “Yes”…..the reporter asked….. “By how much?”…..MJ said…. “2-3 points”…..then the reporter asked….. “Why such a close game?”…..MJ…. “Well, most of us are almost 60 now…”

MAN WHO WON $10 MILLION LOTTERY SENTENCED TO PRISON FOR FATALLY SHOOTING HIS GIRLFRIEND……Dang dog…..you couldn’t just convince her to take some coins…..and git the hell on…..or you taking your $10 mil…..and git the hell on?…..at least you could pay for a good lawyer…..one who obviously took your money…..and got the hell on!

YO!…..WANNA-BE MUSICIANS…..HERE’S A LESSON FROM THOSE OF US…..WHO ARE…… “Musicians must always make sure that their volume level…..is appropriate for the venue they’re playing…..you can’t have Madison Square Garden volume…..at Joe’s Corner Bar.”

IN CASE YOU WERE SLEEPING….At least 3 people were killed…..and 11 injured in a shooting on Philadelphia’s South Street…..and….at least 11 people were killed….54 injured in 7 separate mass shootings this weekend……and….

STRAINS OF SUPERPOWER…..bacteria’s….that could possibly cause the world’s next deadly pandemic…..have been discovered by scientists in Antarctica…..they found out that these bacteria’s have a built-in resistance…..to antibiotics that could make current treatments useless…..oh, you want more?……

SCIENTISTS SAY INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL MIGHT BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT SPACESHIPS….. “PLEASE”…..tell me the secret……a new research article in the International Journal of Astrobiology….quotes author Irina Romanovskaya…..a professor of Physical and Astronomy at Houston Community College…..proposes that….extraterrestrial civilizations could already be doing this in a peculiar way……Irina also claims that interstellar travel would likely create technosignatures……like radio waves, industrial pollution, light pollution…..or anything that would suggest advanced technology is being used…..when aliens engage in such travel….. “Some extraterrestrial civilizations may migrate from their home planetary systems…..to other planetary systems…..they would most likely encounter serious or insurmountable technical problems…..when using spacecraft to transport large populations over interstellar distances”…..look, Irina cut to the chase…..how can I do it without calling that Musk guy?…..because the more I read…..that more it sounds like you’re still enjoying that acid hit….this article was posted by something called….Salon….and written by Nicole Karlis……give it a read and let me know what the hell she’s talking about…..I still believe……Aliens created our universe in a lab…..or we’re some alien teenager’s sick science project.

AND YEP……Work is like old age……the worst thing in the world…..except for the alternative…..and speaking of work…..

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WRITING A RESIGNATION LETTER…..Seriously?…..this article made me laugh….it starts out like this…. “There is a process you should follow when quitting a job”……seriously?…..(again)…..there is no process…..shit, just quit!…..walk out the front door…..what’s your boss gonna do?…..Fire You?……..I can tell my boss in a nice way…..or if things get ugly…..I ain’t telling my boss shit…..oh, he’ll figure it out when he notices……he hasn’t seen me for a minute…..I’m not writing no damn letter…..I’m gone.  

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

A woman beat her husband with a belt after catching him masturbating to porn on his phone

An alligator kills a Florida man retrieving a frisbee in a lake

Judge rules that bees, legally, can be fish

NYC corrections captain at Rikers Island dies in the Dominican Republic after a Brazilian butt lift from a bogus doctor goes wrong