SOME OF US……matured early…….because life showed us……the worst side of the world……at an early age
BEING A MUSICIAN ISN’T ABOUT PERFECTION…..it’s about passion…..people don’t go to shows to hear a perfect performance……they go to feel something
THE HARDEST JOB……kids face today…..is learning good manners…..without seeing any
WHY…..are they called stairs inside…..but steps outside?
KARMA SAYS…..a time will come in your life…..when some people will regret…..when they treated you wrong…..trust me, it will definitely come
IRONY IS…..getting pregnant…..on a pull-out couch
THANK YOU LORD…..for opening my eyes…..to another beautiful day
MY JOB IS TOP SECRET…..even I don’t know what the hell I’m doing
GOT ME AN EMOTIONAL PET…..it’s a chicken…..it’s crispy…..it also comes with a biscuit
BE CAREFUL…..who you procreate with
I BOUGHT…..a Russian Christmas advent calendar…..and every time I open a window…..an oligarch falls out
NEVER FIGHT UNTIL YOU HAVE TO…..but when it’s time to fight…..you fight like you’re the third monkey on the ramp of Noah’s Ark……and brother, it’s startin’ to rain
WHEN I SEE CHOCOLATE…..I hear two voices in my head…..one says; “Eat the chocolate”……the other says; “You heard her, eat the chocolate”
EVEN LONG AFTER YOU’VE FINISHED THEM…..some books outright refuse to leave you alone…..the stubbornness of a great story…..is truly priceless
THE MAN ON THE NEWS SAID…… “At the end of the day, what’s going to keep you safe is common sense”…..some of y’all in trouble
AIRLINE CHECK-IN….. “I’m sorry, it looks like your baggage is too heavy for the plane…..you’ll have to remove some items……and put them into your carry-on…..which is going on the same plane”
WHEN YOU TALK…..you are only repeating what you already know…..but if you listen……you may learn something new
IF ANYBODY…..wants to sponsor me…..I’m doing a 0.002km run…..to raise awareness…..for laziness
YOU MUST ALWAYS BE WILLING……to truly consider evidence……that contradicts the possibility……that you may be wrong…..intelligence isn’t knowing everything……it’s the ability to challenge…..everything you know
IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME…..we all love ourselves more than other people…..but care more about their opinion than our own
SOME ANGRY GUY WITH ROAD RAGE……just yelled out his window;….. “I’m gonna make your life a living hell”…..I yelled back;…… Thanks, but I’m not looking for a relationship right now”
MUSIC…..is easier to listen to…..than people
THE HIGHEST FORM OF KNOWLEDGE.….is empathy…..for it requires us to suspend our egos…..and live in another’s world
SOMETHIMES I TALK TO MYSELF……and we both laugh
I ALWAYS…..start the day with good intentions…..then I get out of bed…..and that’s usually where it all goes wrong
AND MY FAVORITE……
YOUR TERRIBLE JOB…..is the dream of the unemployed……your house is the dream of the homeless…..your smile is the dream of the depressed…..your health is the dream of those who are ill…..don’t let difficult times…..make you forget your blessings