…..Oh what now?…..Gloucester Township….just outside of Philly….enacted a controversial ordinance….titled “Minors and Parent Responsibility”….which threatens to throw moms and dads behind bars for three months….and slap hefty fines on them…..if their children rack up multiple juvenile offenses…..basically holding the parents “accountable” for their kids misbehavior…..this move is an attempt in addressing the root cause of youth violence or disorder…..bullshit….this is a crackdown on parental rights…..what made them come up with this dumb idea is because of something that happened in 2024…..nearly 500 minors at a Gloucester Township Day and Drone Show….left three officers injured and the community shaken…..this law will cover more the 28 juvenile offenses….from loitering and destruction of property to assault, mugging and drunkenness…..a child’s repeated offenses could result in a parent’s incarceration or a $2,000 fine……there’s also Policy-5756 parents have to deal with…..this keeps parental involvement in a child’s gender identity hidden….I have so many questions about this dumbass new law….and one parent nailed my first question…. “How can parents be blamed when they’re kept in the dark…..and how can they be expected to fix what they don’t even know is broken?”…..parents can’t be everywhere…..or know what or whom is influencing your child’s behavior…..kids can and will do stupid things, daring things while growing up….you can’t blame a parent for someone else’s actions…..I’m glad this law didn’t exist when I was growing up in Jersey…..and some of my friends are glad it didn’t exist back then…..you know who you are because we did the same stupid stuff together….because a lot of my friends parents….and I mean a lot…and mine…..would be doing consecutive life sentences in prison still till this day…..yeah, we did dumb things….but you can’t blame our parents for the choices we made…..this straight out of some dystopian nightmare.
D.C. OFFICIALS ORDER HOMELESS TO VACATE…..If I were a policeman or any law enforcement officer and had to do this…..I’d feel like crap…..where are they supposed to go?
DENZEL WASHINGTON SAYS “I’M NOT INTERESTED IN OSCARS AND DON’T CARE – THEY WON’T DO ME A BIT OF GOOD WHEN I DIE”…..I’d love to meet this gentleman again….here’s my story…..there was a good friend of mine named Barbra (RIP)….who owned Ms. B….a restaurant on 8th Ave in NYC….I’d been photographing her for a few months and every time my road trip with a band was over….I’d pop in and say hi….this one time when I stop in….she said, “Hey, I have a few friends I’d like you to meet”…..cool….she led me to a table and Denzel, Lawrence Fishburne…..and the one person I was in “awe” of was also sitting there…..Mr. Roscoe Lee Brown….and the three of us spoke for a long time….before I left I asked for their autographs…..if selfie’s were a thing back there I would’ve taken a bunch of them….and Nicole will tell you…..I hate taking selfies…..instead we shook hands and I wished them the best of future careers…..and since I was in town for a minute…..I popped over to Jersey to say hi to mom and pop…..I told mom what happened and showed the autographs they gave me…..she said, “Oh that’s nice of them”…..I never saw those autographs again….after I showed them to mom.
SELFIE-SEEKING TOURIST TRAMPLED BY AN ANGRY ELEPHANT…..I hate taking selfie’s dammit elephant – 1……should’ve kept your stupid ass in the car tourist – 0…..NEXT!
COWBOYS OWNER JERRY JONES REVELS DECADE-LONG BATTLE WITH STAGE 4 CANCER DIAGNOSIS….Look, I never hated the guy….but he is the reason why Jennifer Lopez has more rings…..than the Dallas Cowgirls…..as for the team….don’t like them…..and I’m not alone on that…..I liked them before he bought the team and messed up the vibe…..but when they played the Pittsburgh Steelers back in the day……I didn’t like them…..all the best Jerry….maybe now would be a good time for you to step back and let the coaches do the job you hired them to do….which is coach the team…..without you messing everything up.
ISRAELI CITIZENS….Are starting to catch hell around the world….in Malaga, Spain restaurant owners are refusing to serve them….and kicking them out of their places…..Kuwait is refusing to let them board their airplanes and barring them from enter the country….and here’s the funny insane part….many American Jewish citizens are applying for citizenship to live in…..of all places….Germany…..at many airports they enter….people are greeting them with…. “Go back to Israel, we don’t want you here” chants…..one restaurant owner told them….. “You want a beer, go to Gaza…..they have beer.”…..Australia is refusing entry to a Far-Right Israeli politician……and this is the most absurd story ever…..there’s a reel of a comedian going around showing part of his show….and there’s a guy in the audience and he asked him what type of work do you do…… “I investigate war crime”….. “Wow, that’s wonderful, and where are you investigating?”…… “In Ukraine.”….. “Good, and where are you from?”…… “I’m from Israel.”……the entire audience busted out laughing….and the comedian didn’t know what to say.
HERE’S A GREAT IDEA….Rather than deport all of the illegals…what they should do is they should offer them a deal…..where if they hunt down five child predators…..then they can get their papers….and we’ll call the program….alien vs predator.
THE BEST HOTEL “PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB” SIGN…..I have jet lag….I’m writing my blog…..I’m at the front desk asking for a headache pill…..I need a quiet moment by myself….I’m in the bathtub enjoying a break from the rush hours at home….I’m contemplating how I can make the world a better place….I’m practicing yoga as we speak….I’m kissing my loved one….I’m on Skype with my kids….I turned off the light to save energy and fell asleep….I’m preparing my speech for tomorrow…last night was a long night….I’m watching the news.