…..Man I remember being buried in snow up in Boston…..and it was ’78 (I’m old ok)…..Massachusetts had so much snow…..the entire state was shut down….for a week…..we called it “Bugout-Blizzard”……because people were buggin’….food shortage….no travelling to anywhere….everything closed…..the only fun we had…..those of you who remember apartment…. “1-5-1”….were the parties….and chasing live chickens in the snow….because a truck overturned.
UNIVERSITY STUDENTS CAN SAVE 13 THOUSAND POUNDS BY SPENDING A YEAR ABROAD…..This is coming out of England…..and I totally agree with the idea….you’re young.….get out…..see what’s happening in the world…..that would be your greatest memory of a year in school.
CANADIAN STUDY TESTS MILD ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY TO TREAT DEPRESSION DURING PREGNANCY……You want to tell me what that does to the kid?…..Woman’s College/Mount Sinai Hospitals/Center for Addiction and Mental Health in Toronto……are using a gentle form of zapping called..…Transcranial Direct Current stimulation (tDCS)…..to treat depressed women who are concerned that traditional drug therapies may pose a risk to the fetus..….and these….. “Stupid Study People” think….jump starting someone is better?……ok!
IS CONSCIOUSNESS AN ILLUSION?…..Now there’s a good “Hump-day” question.
THE SECRET BEHIND BRAIN FARTS…..Sorry y’all…..I couldn’t pass this one up…..now “THEY” say…..it happens to us all the time……during meetings, crossword puzzles, talking to someone on the phone…..and the next word you’re looking for…..just doesn’t come……you know the word…..used it before…..maybe remember the letter it starts with…..you are experiencing….. “Tip-Of-The-Tongue” syndrome (TOT)…..but they like to call it brain fart…..so now you know….when you can’t remember….you’re brain just passed gas.
GERMANY SET TO OPEN UP AUTOBHAN TO SELF-DRIVING VEHICLES…… “THANK YOU”…..because the way some people drive over here…..I’m still trying to understand why…..someone would tailgate me……when I’m driving 110 mph…..the Traffic Ministry wants to create a network in which traffic jams and air pollution can be reduced…..while road safety will be increased…..Mercedes- Benz introduced its Future Truck 2025 last year…..it can self-drive at speeds up to 50 mph on the highway.
CASTRO DEMANDS GUANTANAMO BAY IN RETURN FOR US-CUBA DIPLOMATIC DEAL…..Good.….give it back…..it’s not like we don’t have enough prisons on the mainland.
NORTH WEST FLUSHED KANYE’S PHONE DOWN THE TOILET…..She was probably getting back at him…..because he said he wasn’t changing any diapers.
LIKE A MAN, A GOOD BRA IS HARD TO FIND…..Tell me about it.….I can’t even find one in my size….in the Kiddy stores!
SLY STONE AWARDED $5 MILLION IN BACK ROYALITIES, DAMAGES…..As usual his manager and attorney were ripping him off.….and the court is going to rule on future damages and other matters in a few month…..it’s about time he’s getting paid……because Sly was bumping out a lot of hits back in the day…..at least he won’t be homeless and living in a van anymore…..unless he smokes it all up!……did you know he’s 71-years-old?
WHAT NEWLY SINGLE MEN SHOULD NEVER WEAR ON A DATE (ACCORDING TO WOMEN)…..Shiny dress shirts (makes you look like a cocaine dealer)…..sandals……super deep v-neck sweaters (they don’t want to see a man’s cleavage)…..funny T-shirts…..turtlenecks (yeah, I might go with this one)…..those stupid gym singlets (that have such armholes you can see the guys nipples)….Hawaiian shirts…..sunglasses on the back of your head……bowties…..camouflage…..so there you go fellas!