…..Now according to Lil Kim’s B-ball rules…..dunks are worth 3-points…..and a 3-point shot…..that doesn’t hit the rim…..is worth 4 points…..the way Steph Curry drops 3’s……they need to move the line back…..as for the dunk 3-point idea…..that would be cool…..but it depends on the dunk…..fast-break ones….nah….slam it down in your face and could possibly talk shit….but can’t…..because of stupid NBA rules…..ok….. “YO MOMMA” dunks…..no question!…..a 1-point penalty for missing a free throw…..man, Shaq O’Neal would’ve lasted one season in the NBA…..because he couldn’t shoot one worth shit…..a basket made within the final 3 seconds of the game…..is worth 8 points…..Steph would kill it.
GOP LAWMAKER ATTENDED HIS GAY SON’S WEDDING 3 DAYS AFTER VOTING AGAINST SAME-SEX MARRIAGES…..Ah……ok!?!…..because that makes no sense…..that was REICH-publican Glenn Thompson…..from Pennsylvania by the way.
DONALD TRUMP….Wants to solve America’s homeless problem…..by shipping people off to the middle of nowhere….and stick them in thousands and thousands…..of high-quality tents…..he was an ass…..when he was ruining the country…..he’s still an ass….since he’s not ruining the country anymore.…..and you’re an ass…..if you think voting him back into office in 2024…..is a good idea.
5-YEAR-OLD DRESSED IN A CHUCKY COSTUME TERRORIZES UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE IN AN ALABAMA NEIGHBORHOOD……Don’t know about you…..but I like this kid!…..all those guns out there…..and people are afraid of a kid dressed…..like a horror movie character.
TO QUOTE MY SISTER DARN….. “157 Republicans vote against the Marriage bill…..they are on record to deny federal protections of same-sex and interracial marriages and to champion a racist, bigoted, and dehumanizing agenda that impacts millions of people…..it took only 4 years to set this county back 50-years……so tell me how this isn’t going to get worse?”…..well, how about this……
TWENTY-TWO REICH-PUBLICAN ATTORNEY GENERALS…..Are suing the Biden administration for requiring schools that accept federal funds for free lunch programs……to comply with gender and sex non-discrimination rules……these 22 idiots seems to think schools should be allowed…..to discriminate against LGBTQ kids…..who use the Department of Agriculture’s free lunch programs.
RUSSIA SHOT DOWN IT’S OWN AIRCRAFT…..Again…..anyway,…..
EX-CHILD BRIDE AMONG THREE WOMEN EXECUTED IN ONE DAY…..Iranian authorities put three women to death for murdering their husbands…..a former child bride was later convicted.….for killing a man she married when she was 15…..Human Rights Groups report that Iran executes more women…..than any other country in the world…..the majority of whom are thought..….to have been found guilty for killing their husbands…..the sentencing court said the motive for the murders..….have been over “family disputes”……activists say many of the cases involve accusations of domestic violence…..but Iranian courts frequently do not take that into account……precise figures of execution numbers are not available…..because Iranian authorities do not officially…..announce every case where the death penalty has been carried out……despite making up around 5% of Iran’s general population…..members of the Baluchi minority made up more than…..one in four of those Amnesty International said to have been executed so far this year…..more than 250 were put to death in the first six months of 2022……. “The state machine is carrying out killings on a mass scale across the country…..in an abhorrent assault on the right to life.”
CHRIS ROCK STOOD CENTER STAGE IN NYC AND STARTED MAKING JOKES ABOUT WILL SMITH……Man, y’all need to let that shit go…..turn the page…..and move on.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Upcoming Metal Fest is accused of opening a portal to hell and summoning Satan by a local Christian community
NASA scientist explains why astronauts should not masturbate in zero gravity
A New York Pastor was robbed of $1 million dollars’ worth of jewelry during church service
U.S. defense contractor and his wife who were photographed in KGB uniforms were charged with stealing the identities of dead children in Texas
Passengers lost suitcases were found dumped in the trash at an international airport
Dallas Taco Bell sued over a store manager allegedly throwing scalding hot water on Black customers
Las Vegas hotels are now charging guest up to $200.00 for poolside chairs
Wisconsin is home to a bottomless lake, and you’ll want to see it for yourself
People are asking a woman to ditch her husband after he peed on her wedding dress