BALTIMORE RAVENS…..The coach said screw this….send Justin Tucker out there and see if he can make an historic record setting field-goal….and Justin kicked a record setting NFL…66-yard….. “Doink” of the goal post crossbar…..field-goal….and the Detroit Lions….along with my brother Mark….together said…. “WT “DOINK” JUST HAPPENED?”….
SAN FRANCISCO….Rule # 1…..never leave “AARON “FREAKIN’” RODGERS”….any time on the clock….because he’s gonna burn ya….even if it’s only 37 seconds….
LA RAMS….I’m giving my brother Isi a shoutout on that win….for beating the Brady Bunch….and I owe you a beer…..
CLEVELAND BROWNS….Or as my darling wife calls her favorite team…. “The Tootsie Rolls”….definitely pissed off my other brother K-Lyles….because The Bears coach can’t figure out what the hell to do to win a game….maybe getting rid of the coach could be a good start….
SEAHAWKS…..Yeah, my brother and sister….Cynthia and Sean were not happy about that one….and I’m sure Sean doesn’t care….because he’s from England….
LA CHARGERS…..Justin Herbert is still my favorite QB and player right now….and he proved all that hype about Kansas City…..is just that…..hype…..
DALLAS COWBOYS….Whatever….. my brother Gip is happy….and your running game was pretty good….but then again….you played the Eagles….
NY GIANTS….I would talk about them….but I don’t want my sister Audrey kicking in our door….and kicking my butt….
RAIDER NATION…..You have to admit….we’ve given you the most nail-biting games so far….welcome to the Death Star…..but forget all that……
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL….That is going to be one of the most watched games of the year….!
EMINEM RANKS AS THE GREATEST RAPPER EVER…..Will this shit ever stop?,……I need coffee…………………………………………….ok,…..I will admit….I like the brother…..his delivery is tight…..his lyrics are moving…..acting isn’t bad either….BUT…..you can’t take everything away from us…..it’s Tupac…..just admit it….and if you need more proof…..I can make a list….but Eminem ain’t showing up….until around the 30’s…..and that’s a maybe….Cab Calloway ranks above him…..just sayin’.
WHITE ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WORE RIGHT-WING SLOGANS IN A MULTICULTURAL SPACE AND WERE UPSET THEY WERE ASKED TO LEAVE…..I didn’t read the article….you can find it if you want to…and I’m sure many of us have opinions about what they were wearing…..and what happened because of what they were wearing it….sometimes, when it comes to free speech….a very thin line may appear….but this incident did happen in a multicultural space……anyway,…..
YO!……Remember when I wrote about…..the 96-year-old woman…..who worked as a secretary….at a Nazi concentration camp….and was found out by the German authorities….and they were going to prosecute her in court?…..that lady tried to break camp…..literally!….she probably woke up one morning and said to herself;…. “Screw this shit…..I’m out!”….snatched up her bag….called a cab….hopped out at the subway station not too far from Hamburg…..and booked….the police got her ass though……she was to be tried in juvenile court….because she was under the age of 21 at the time of the alleged crimes…..and here’s the best excuse of 2021 so far….she claimed in a recent letter to the court….that she was too “frail” to appear in court….ah lady?……they caught your ass on a subway!….more than 65,000 people were killed in Stutthof concentration camp between 1939 and 1945…..through starvation, disease and exposure….or were shot and sent to the gas chambers…..the camp also held….Jewish and non-Jewish Polish citizens, political prisoners, people suspected of homosexuality and Jehovah’s Witnesses.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A Massachusetts white man was arrested for sending racist and graphically violent messages to an interracial couple
A man was charged $54,000 for a COVID test in a Texas hospital
A tennis player found her husband in bed with her best friend
In Turkey, a drunk missing man joined a search party to find himself
A Georgia cop detained and cited a Black man for singing rap music too loud
A White woman was terminated from her job after telling a Black man walking his dog to stay in his “Hood” – she maintains her comments weren’t racially charged