CUZ: What’s the Netflix password

BRO: ihopeyoudie

CUZ: Thank you

CUZ: What is the one thing that became more clear…..as you got older?

BRO: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone……with his dog

CUZ: At the end of the day…..we are all human beans

BRO: And together we will rice

CUZ: Hard boiled eggs are disgusting….I almost died eating one…..the crunchy-soft mix is absolutely disgusting…..it’s like eating a ravioli covered with chips

BRO: You’re supposed to remove the shell you idiot

BRO: I read there is an island off the coast of Italy…..with 5 million Sicilian people

CUZ: Wow, that’s the largest number I’ve ever heard

CUZ: Do you think I’m stupid?

BRO: No, I just think you’re extremely unlucky…..when it comes to thinking

CUZ: I lost my debit card last night at the bar…..so my life is a joke

BRO: Your life was a joke before that

CUZ: Well damn….

CUZ: How much would a trip to Spain cost?

BRO: It depends on where you live….for example, if you live in Spain….it’s free

CUZ: Name a city that does not have the letter “A” in it…..I bet you can’t

BRO: Chicago

CUZ: What’s your biggest fear?

BRO: Being forgotten

CUZ: Damn, that’s deep…..mine is the Kool-Aid man but now I feel kinda stupid about it

CUZ: What is a person from London called?

BRO: Our neighbor is from London….and he’s called Bob

CUZ: What are you doing now?

BRO: I’m in Bangladesh

CUZ: What are you doing later?

CUZ: I can skin a deer in 20 minutes…..but I still can’t hula hoop

BRO: Not sure why you think…..those skills would be transferable

CUZ: Hey!

BRO: What?

CUZ: I keep hitting “Escape” on my computer…..but I’m still here?

BRO: (says under his breath)…..definitely was dropped!

CUZ: What pisses you off?

BRO: Nouns

CUZ: Nouns?

BRO: Yeah,….people, places and things

CUZ: Uber will soon know if you’re drunk…..and could refuse to pick you up

BRO: Well, that defeats…..the whole point of Uber