…..House speaker Nancy Pelosi was asked…..if she thinks Justice Thomas should resign…..her answer….. “I don’t think he should’ve ever been appointed.”
DURING THE 1970’s and 80’s….Military gay men would find each other at bars….and events by saying they were…. “Friends of Dorothy”…..in reference to the Wizard of Oz…..the military found out about the code phrase……but mistakenly thought Dorothy was a real person…..and spent years trying to find her
RESEARCHERS GENERATE THE FIRST COMPLETE SEQUENCE OF HUMAN GENOME…..Two decades after the first draft was produced….researchers have published the first complete gapless sequence of a human genome……the blueprint of our DNA…..researchers have found the blueprint of around 20,000 cataloged genes…..which have transformed healthcare…..making it possible to predict, diagnose and treat genetic diseases like…..multiple sclerosis and Alzheimer’s diseases.
THE LAND OF THE FREE…..has the highest incarcerated population in the world.
BRUCE WILLIS IS STEPPING AWAY FROM ACTING…..Anyone remember when he was a bartender on the lower West Side?…..anyway,….Bruce is dealing with something called….Aphasia…..it attacks your cognitive abilities…..it’s described as a neurological condition that affects a person’s ability to communicate verbally or through writing…..it effects nearly 2 million people a year in the U.S…..and nearly 180,000 a year…..wow, that hurts…..Bruce was the action man…..ok, your last films over the past 3 years I’ve watched….sucked….no disrespect but…..they sucked…..anyway,….the Die Hard’s…..classic…..thanks bro…..and get well soon.
HITLER, TROTSKY, STALIN, TITO AND FREUD……all lived within….2 square miles of each other in Vienna in 1913
MITT ROMNEY SUGGESTS CUTTING RETIREMENT BENEFITS FOR YOUNGER AMERICANS…..Trust me….you will not be popular if you do that…..by the time those younger Americans are your age….and able to enjoy their retirement benefits…..you’ll be gone…..hell, I might be gone….and the planet we’ve left them…..will probably….be gone.
YOUR MOUTH HURTS…..after eating a lot of pineapple…..because there is an enzyme in pineapple…..that is a meat tenderizer…..eventually, the pineapple starts eating YOU!
EGYPTIAN QUEEN’S TOMB LAY UNTOUCHED FOR MORE THAN 4,000 YEARS….Cool….keep digging…..I’m sure there’s more history under the sand…..and while you’re into digging….go to South America…..and Central America….and start digging.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A K-9 dog de-escalates a Spring Break situation – by biting the officer
San Antonio’s beloved Hispanic Elvis has died
A man hacked an airline’s website to locate his lost luggage after customer service was unhelpful
A container ship named Ever Forward has been stuck in the Chesapeake Bay for 18 days
TURKEY: PROSECUTOR SEEKS TO MOVE KHASHOGGI TRIAL TO SAUDI ARABIA…..If you didn’t laugh….you have no idea why this is the funniest shit in a while….here’s the deal…..the Turkish dude who is supposed to bring…26 Saudi suspects….accused of murdering journalist Jamal Khashoggi in front of a Turkish court …..said,…. “Screw this”…..and is sending this case/trial…..to the country…..who is accused of putting the hit on Jamal.….basically, because Turkey wants to make things straight between them and the Saudi’s.….even though U.S. spy people said the crown prince was behind the murder and dismembered body of our boy Jamal….and of course he said,….. “Nah dog….wasn’t me”……remember the before mentioned..…. “dismembered” word….. “THEY” say…..all that chopping went down inside Istanbul’s Saudi consulate in 2018…..there’s a tape of him walking in……I haven’t seen one of him walking out……Mr. Khashoggi’s fiancée nailed it….. No good will come of sending the case to Saudi Arabia.”