November 29, 2021

MASSIVE UNDERGROUND CITY FOUND IN CAPPADOCIA REGION OF TURKEY

…..Discovered beneath a Byzantine-era hilltop castle in Nevsehir,….this subterranean retreat may have sheltered more than 20,000 people….the Cappadocians would hide in one of 250 subterranean safe havens….in 2013, workers demolished low-income homes around the castle and discovered entrances to a network of rooms and tunnels….the city killed the low-housing project….and called in archaeologists, geophysicists….and started checking it out….they found documents stating there were close to 30 water tunnels in this region….because of those documents…they discovered multilevel settlements of living space, kitchens, wineries, chapels, staircases….grindstones, stone crosses, ceramics…which indicated the city was in use from the Byzantine era through to Ottoman conquest….they’re saying….using geophysical resistivity and seismic tomography….they’re guessing it’s about 1.5 miles (4 kilometer….five million square feet (460.000 square meters) and maybe 371 feet deep (113 meters)…truth is….they don’t know how big it is.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….                                                               

Christian family band who sang about End Times arrested after deadly gunfight in Arizona Walmart parking lot
Missouri lawmakers think welfare recipients waste money on fish, steaks and porn
Woman guilty of firing a shot into McDonald’s drive-thru window –  no bacon on her cheeseburger
Explosive device was found rigged to a light switch two days after renters moved out
High school students return to school to find Chemistry teacher is now a woman
Indonesia police accidentally got entire neighborhood high by burning 3 tons of weed
Lobbyist claims pesticide is safe to drink, refuses to try it himself
“We’ll probably kill journalists who don’t report the truth,” says Thailand leader
Increased rainfall in tropics caused by more frequent storms
Head butting pig banned from South London pub

I’VE DIVORCED MY EX TWICE – BUT I’M STILL IN LOVE….EXCUSE ME!!….she married the dude….and divorced him….then she married him again….and divorced him….and now she says… “If he would fess up to his mistakes….I’d marry him again”….her double ex….hit her, stole from her….and would disappear for months….the first time he jetted was two months into their first marriage….then my man came back and apologized…and told her he was going to spend the rest of his life showing her how much he loved her and making up for what he had done…..guess what happened folks….yep, my man jetted again….he didn’t see his daughter for the first three and a half months of her life…so they divorced….six years later he said he was sorry….and she re-married his sorry ass….so this time she hacked his Facebook account….and guess what folks….yep, other women….she couldn’t take his shit anymore…..and guess what folks?….yep, divorce number two….and “NOW” she’s saying if he would….and I quote… “FESS UP” to his past mistakes….she would marry him again….Lady, I mean no disrespect….but you are just plain stupid!

COP CANNOT REMEMBER CLIMBING ON CAR HOOD AND FIRING 15 SHOTS…..Yo,….hold on Baba Louie….to set the record straight…I want you to know that there are….Artists…..Doctors….Thinkers….Doers…..Lawyers….lawyer wives….educated people…educated idiots….Ivy league people…people who can see through B.S…..hell, even parents….who are reading this ok?…now,…..walk me through this….Michael Brelo….of the Cleveland Police Dept…..high speed chase….60 cop cars involved….their car back-fires and everyone thinks they’re shooting…so you guys start shooting….after everything has settled down…..even though no gun(s) were found…..you decide to hop on the hood…in front of your fellow officers…and continue to shoot?……and you really want us to believe…that you do not remember…climbing up on the hood of a car….and firing point blank through the windshield….15 times…..while the rest of your boys….and you fired a total of…137 bullets for two people?…and witnesses and forensics prove that you did?…..this isn’t f…..g Beirut!!…..my sons could never come up with a lie like that!…..and let me guess….you want us to believe that the South Carolina cop didn’t shoot the guy running away from him in the back…..and the video which taped him doing it is what…the new Zapruder film?

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….                                                                           

Ohio man arrested for videotaping traffic lights
Man left behind credit card used to jimmy open a garage door
Cars damaged by plastic wrap stretched across I-90
Maryland student accused of using Twitter to cheat on a test
Lennox Island man tries to produce counterfeit money using table napkins
Would-be bank robber was drunk, arrived in a cab
DEA agents had sex parties with prostitutes hired by drug cartels
Lawyer who defends corporations accused of creating toxic pollution sues neighbor for smoking inside his house
Parents must sign permission slip before kids can eat Oreos
Willie Nelson is launching his own brand of weed
Australian disability conference not wheelchair accessible
Suspects Googled how to rob a bank
Nuclear waste accident caused by wrong kitty litter (?)
Two guys went out for a few beers and ended up on a plane to Thailand

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