November 5, 2021

MAN WALKS IN A METAL BALL FROM GERMANY TO GLASGOW

….Ok, a couple of things here….Arnd Drossel is an artist and an environmentalist…..he started out from a city….or a small town called Paderborn…..been there….didn’t go back….anyway,….he started this idea on the 30th of July….a three-month journey….yeah, that bathroom idea popped in my head also…..anyway,….that metal ball weighed 160kg…..and it looked like a hamster wheel…..I have to admit…..that was a hump to make….so people are more aware of climate change……I couldn’t do Paderborn to Hamburg in that thing…..I really hate to be the elephant in the room….but I gotta ask ya something…..can you explain to inquiring minds….what…..exactly did you do….when you saw the English Channel?…..take your time….I need another coffee anyway.

GERMANY: THE MAJORITY WANT AUTOBAHN SPEED LIMIT…..Well you better raise the fines high enough…..to pay for all the cameras you’re gonna need…..good luck with that one…..maybe you could focus more on the fact that…60% of young women involved in politics….have had to face or deal with some form of sexual harassment.

LONDON UNDERGROUND GRAFFITI VANDAL CLAIMED HE WAS CREATING A JOB FOR THE PERSON TO CLEAN IT…..Well, it’s not like he’s lying.

EX-NFL PLAYER SLAMS COLIN KAEPERNICK FOR COMPARING FOOTBALL DRAFT TO SLAVERY…..This is coming from….Jack Brewer….Jack also said…. “He has an evil, anti-American spirit”…..Ok…..Jack….me personally, I agree with Kap….you pay for the person..…who can do what you want them to do….during the draft process and the NFL combines….the players are paraded in front of coaches and scouts…..so I can see how that could be compared to the auction block….and let’s be honest…..Jack…..you were sold to four different teams….Vikings, Giants, Eagles and the Cardinals…..if you’re gonna be mad a Kap….Jack…..I wrote this about a year and a half ago….and I’m sure this will make you call me any anti thing you can come up with……

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE: COMBINES…..That’s  a fancy word for..…let’s put the so-called best, so-called college athletes through a few physical tests to find out how fit they may be in order to play with the big boys….the top quarterbacks, running backs, receivers, blockers and tacklers and defensive players were there….and a lot of them showed potential to make it to the big leagues…..Nicole pointed out one thing and it made me think about the combines in a new way….after a few minutes of watching….she said; “Where are the white people?”…..I laughed….sometimes when we watch films together, like those English period films….I always say, “Where are the black people?….knowing damn well there wouldn’t be any….and she says the same when you know, no white people belong in the film…but I did realize there weren’t many….and I realized there were a lot of young black athletes trying out….day 4 of the combines were for the defensive backs…..and Nicole said the same thing….and she was right…..there were a few white dudes invited to try out for the positions….deemed their positions….QB, TE….Linemen….a few sprinkles here and there…..but the rest of the combine was black….and this is when my brain went weird….it seemed to me, the combines were a modern day auction…..the Owners (plantation)……and the Overseers (Coaching Staff)……are looking over the new products (Slaves)…..to see which one is worth buying…..ones who would be willing to work their fields for a price…..at least the ones they want to buy are getting paid this time….and then tossed aside when their usefulness is depleted….and yes sometimes one doesn’t play by the rules of the Owners….and he and his career must be lynched and shunned aside….hopefully to be forgotten….and like they did in the past, they will put them in a ring every weekend, invite their friends….and watch them fight….it’s amazing….for a race of people who were considered savages, exhibited in zoos, hunted down, killed and in slaved….to be able to control one of the largest money making corporation in the world…..is a great power to have….if one decided not to play by the rules…..because the NFL is the NEGRO (or the N-WORD)  FOOTBALL LEAGUE!…..and don’t get me started on the controlling power within  the….NBA!……so,……Jack…..what do you say about that?……honestly…..I don’t even remember you playing in the NFL…..and you standing behind the American flag….yelling this shit….and looking and acting like another…..passe ex-pro baller…….is not helping me remember…..but one things for sure…..I won’t forget you……Jack!….and while I’m still on the subject of football….

NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE…..WEEK 8…..Let’s start with the…..

DALLAS COWBOYS….yep, dodged another bullet….but hey, a win is a win…..two things I loved about this game…..there was some serious hitting going on….and when Elliot tried to throw a block on a defensive lineman…..dude smashed him….it was like…. “GTF outta here”….go to 1:58 in the 1st quarter….it’s funny…..that was some Rocky Balboa… “I must break you” shit…..

GIANTS….You let me down man….you had the game….but that offside penalty killed ya…..

SEAHAWKS – JACKSONVILLE – WASHINGTON – MIAMI – LIONS – TEXANS….We’ll just wait and see….who gets the first pick in next year’s draft…..

GREEN BAY….Aaron “FREAKIN” Rodgers…..just became…..Aaron “FREAKIN’ DUMB ASS” Rodgers…..

NY “NYETS”…..The Bengals didn’t see that upset coming….and your home jerseys are really cool….nice colors….still ain’t buying one….

NEW ENGLAND….That was the first time I’ve ever rooted for you to win….

CLEVELAND…..Or as my darling wife likes to call her favorite team…. “The Tootsie Rolls”….seems like you’re on a downward slide there….and if you’re thinking about getting rid of Odell…..you can send him to…..

RAIDER NATION…..I know we didn’t have a game last week…..but we had a typical child who is not used to….not really fame….but I would say….being noticed a lot….do something very stupid….caused the death of someone….and her dog….and will probably be incarcerated in a small room for a very long time….so yeah, send Odell our way….and last and….yeah least…..

THE BRADY BUNCH…..first of all….thank you Saints for the win…..the best part in the game happened around 7:45 in the 2nd quarter….Brady did a “CAM” move…..he was getting sacked….fumbled the ball….could’ve jumped in to try and recover it…but didn’t….he sat there on his knees like a 4-year-old….looking at a bunch of bullies take his ball….what a whimp!   

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