…..Did it ever occur to him that he help make those ugly rug-rats?
IMAGES SPARKS RACISM DEBATE IN THAILAND….28 year old Dwight Turner from Atlanta moved to Thailand….interviewed for a teaching job at a prestigious school….the administrator took one look at him and said no….because he would scare the children….Dwight is black by the way!
PIZZA…..Tomato paste and pizza sauce is filled with….30 fly eggs per 100 grams….15 or more fly eggs and one or more maggots per 100 grams…..when you consider the crust and toppings….you will be tasting….mold, mildew, insect fragments, aphids and rodent hairs…..and according to the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)…..this is found acceptable.
DON’T FEAR FAILURE….I don’t….like my friend Marlene said…..what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger….except for bears….bears will kill you.
TEEN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO GET OUT OF BED…..He didn’t want to go to school so his mom called the cops on him….that would not have happened in my house….back then….mom threw a mean shoe.
A WOMAN COMMITTED SUICIDE VIA A LION….Yeah….that’ll get the job done.
MARY JAGGER ACCUSED OF CALLING 911 TO REPORT DRUNK PEOPLE IN A BAR…..It’s a bar you dumbass!…..only in Florida.
WOMAN TRIED TO WEAR CHEESEBURGER AS SANDAL AFTER HAVING SEX IN WAFFLE HOUSE PARKING LOT…..When you figure that one out…..let me know.
WHITE MAN WINS LOCAL ELECTION AFTER RUNNING AS A BLACK MAN….That reminds me of the film “Watermelon Man”….except he woke up black.
HOLLYWOOD BAR PLANS TO SELL $500 MILKSHAKE….There is nothing you can put in a milkshake that would make me pay 500 bucks….even if it came with Rosario Dawson.
GLOW IN THE DARK ICE CREAM MADE FROM JELLYFISH COST 140 POUNDS A SCOOP….And there is nothing in a jellyfish scoop of ice cream that would make me pay 140 pounds a scoop….even if that came with Rosario Dawson.
JUSTIN BIEBER RAISES FLAG SCANDAL IN ARGENTINA…..Sooner or later he’s gonna get locked up…first graffiti in Brazil..…which can get you a year in jail..…two fans threw a pair of Argentine flags on the stage..…he wiped them off with his shoes and the microphone stand..…that’s 4 years right there for disgracing the flag..…not to mention he cut a show short claiming food poisoning..…think it’s time for him to get out of Dodge.
SPANISH CONCERT PIANIST COULD FACE JAIL FOR PRACTICING….My brother turned me on to this article..…the neighbor said her playing caused her psychological damage and noise pollution..…she and her parents could receive seven years jail time…..man, if my nephew Matt lived there..…he would be in jail within two hours.
WOMAN’S PARACHUTE FAILED, SHE WAS TRAVELING 50 MPH WHEN SHE LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE ASPHALT…..Splat!!..…guess what?…..she survived…..and was pregnant.
USA…..Obamacare’s threat to Liberalism…..court order that allowed the NSA surveillance is revealed….Supreme Court blocks challenge to NSA phones hacking….Texas conservative group to hold catch an illegal immigrant game..…DHS still hasn’t fired black supremacist who called for mass murder of whites.
EUROPE….Merkel says spying claims testing U.S.-EU relations….France calls for an end to Israel settlements…..gunman on the loose after shooting in Paris…..emergency workers to clean Madrid streets
ASIA….Australia spy agencies targeted Indonesian president’s mobile phone….a new army of Chinese hackers are stealing secrets from U.S. companies….no one in Australia wants to go to Justin Bieber concerts anymore…..China to ease decade old one-child policy
AFRICA…..Syrian rebel leader killed in Assad air strike….US designates Nigerian militant group as terrorists….state of emergency declared in Libyan capital….Egyptian army accused of war crimes.