July 22, 2024

MAN, I’LL TELL YA

…..There’s nothing better than….plopping down on the sofa with a cup of coffee…..and watching a Jason Statham movie…..to get you in the mood to deal with…..the day’s unpredictable, unforeseen, upcoming, unknown drama…..moving on…

JOE BIDEN WITHDRAWS FROM PRESIDENTIAL RACE…..Well, we all kinda saw that coming….so now we have Vice President Kamala Harris being the new face to save America….how about this idea….it would be a great time right now…..for the country….Dawn Staley…..a woman’s basketball legend…..head coach at the University of South Carolina and a four-time Olympic gold medalist…..called the right paly in a recent appeal to President Obama….. “Now please let us borrow Michelle Obama for just 4 short years….first gentleman is a good look for you”…..hey, nobody know better than Dawn when you’re down by a couple of points late in the fourth quarter….and you want to get the ball in the hands of your best player…. now is the time for all of us to come together…..and not let the new GOP Nazi Party takeover our country…..Project 2025 will not be a good look for us….globally……that is not a perfectly  good…..Christian idea……as soon as Biden’s announcement hit the streets….. “STUPID” called him…. “The single worst president by far in the history of our country”…..right, as if buddy…..says the guy who called our fallen soldiers….. “suckers and losers”…..if you still support him…..something is seriously wrong with you…..so, Ms. Harris….you need to get on your phone….and holla at a sista.

THE BURJ KHALIFA…..In Dubai….has no sewage system…..so trucks have to pump out…..the shit in the building…..everyday……I was there in 2003 when they were building it…..and the workers were slaving 24/7…..now you want us to believe…..after spending billions on that tower….it never entered into someone’s mind….to add a sewage system….to get rid of tons of crap?…..and….while spending I don’t know how much cash on building up Dubai…..let me guess….adding a drainage system was a bad idea?…..because a few months ago…..when you seeded the clouds to make it rain…..well, your idea worked…..and people damn near drowned on that sand dune…..because you didn’t have a plan to get rid of all the water pissing down on you….great, lots of money…..and a shortage of brains.

I LOVE THIS IDEA……A Dutch supermarket introduced slow checkouts…..for lonely elderly people….who want someone to talk to…..the move has proven so successful…..that they installed the checkouts…..in 200 stores…..they have also added a “chat corner”…..where locals could meet for a cup of coffee and a chat.  

NORTH KOREA: KIM’S SISTER OUTRAGED BY LEAFLETS FROM SOUTH KOREA….She’s pissed because South Korea is sending ballon-borne leaflets over the border…..and she called South Koreans “Scum”…..says the lady who was floating balloons filled with garbage over the South Korean border a few months ago.

DAD, DAUGHTER DIE AFTER RUNNING OUT OF WATER ON 100-DEGREE HIKE…..Lately, my theory is coming to light…..some people are just plain stupid….why would you hike in such a miserable temperature when, if you took the time to read…..you would find out people are dropping like flies…..while hiking in high temps….and then there’s the idiot couple whose 4-month-old died in Arizona when they thought spending time at a lake….in hundred degree heat….was a good idea….they’re even thinking about bringing charges against them…..hike when it’s cooler…..not when you can bake a turkey.

YO, AMERICA…..In Denmark…..McDonald’s workers earn $22 an hour….AND….get maternity leave….AND…..life insurance…..AND….a pension…..AND….6 weeks of paid vacation…..one more thing…..

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING…..But in America…..and across Europe…..this is a huge amount of young children…..going missing…..and that’s scary.

A RUSSIAN GYMNAST COACH…..Wants the rules changed after….Simone Biles won for the 6th time….. “There is simply nothing to watch….Simone Biles has no great performance”…..sound like someone is jealous…..the Russian’s do not dominate the sport anymore…..and here’s another one…..the Chinese are bringing the most decorated men’s gymnastics team….for this 2024 Olympic Games…..with a combined (5 people)….37 World and Olympic medals…..well that’s fine and dandy…..hey, China….guess who else has 37 World and Olympic medals?…..Simone Biles.

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