…..I can’t believe these people….I actually saw this in an interview dealing with immigration…. “Would you let Jesus into America?….yes, as long as he came into the country legally….we would let him in”….Jesus need the proper papers….to enter America”……can you believe a MAGA idiot said that?…..and two others standing near her agreed?……to quote Joni Mitchell….. “My heart is broken in the face…..of the stupidity of my species”…..anyone recently notice…..how “Free Speech” and “Religious Freedom”…..suddenly doesn’t apply to a Christian Bishop….in her own church?…..here’s a quote from 1509……by Erasmus….. “The less talent they have….the more pride, vanity and arrogance they have….all these fools however…..find other fools who applaud them”…..Jesus can enter America…..as long as he has the proper papers?……I cannot stop laughing about that one……man, y’all in trouble America.
TRUMP FIRED HEADS OF TSA, COAST GUARD AND GUTS KEY AVIATION SAFETY ADVISORY COMMITTEE….He forced out the FAA chief at Musk’s insistence….imposed a hiring freeze that reportedly included air traffic controllers…..fired the TSA head and gutted a key aviation safety committee…..and had the nerve to blame the DCA crash on DEI….and a US Army Black Hawk helicopter on a training flight…..crashes into an American Airlines plane with a clean and clear corridor….in midair over Washington, D.C. …..great move oh mighty and all powerful Oz…..I can’t wait to see what happens next within your new government….I’m not saying that accident was your fault…..I’m just sayin’…..if Joe Biden fired 100 FAA employees and a plane crash happened…..just a few hours later…..Fox News would bring Lou Dobbs back from the dead….with wall-to-wall coverage blaming it on Biden……I confess to know nothing about altitude discipline, landing approaches or air traffic…..I’d have to ask my brother Jack….who served in the Air Force to explain that to me…..or Ms. Z’s husband…..but I know when an airline is descending and approaching an airport…..I can see the landing lights come on and hear the wheels coming down to prepare for landing…..and those planes are seriously lit up…..so how can a top of the line….A-one….one of our best ass-kicking helicopters….not see that big ass plane?…..I know night-vision goggles become ineffective over brightly lit areas….but the tech on the helicopter and the jet…..should’ve said something…..or “BEEPED” very loudly…..under no circumstance…..there is no way in hell….especially a Black Hawk….the most dangerous helicopter on the freakin’ planet…..is going to accidentally crash into a commercial plane….so now we can start with the conspiracy theories…..what was on that helicopter…..or….who was on that plane?…..hey, it won’t be the first time American lives were……
DEAR OLD PEOPLE…..if you understand what…. “G.Y.A.I.T.M.F.H.R.N.B.I.B.Y.A.” means…..then you turned out alright…..and probably said it to your kids…..moving on…..
BOSSES ARE FIRING GEN Z GRADS JUST MONTHS AFTER HIRING THEM….So sad….a future generation….that’s going to survive….on dependency….most won’t be able to think by themselves…..they can’t write a letter, can’t cash a check….can’t read a newspaper or figure out road map….without using GPS to get anywhere….can’t read cursive writing…..can’t think on their own without an electric gadget in their hands…..they…..know…..nothing!
ONE OF THE MOST ACTIVE VOLCANOES IN THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO BLOW…..Oh, cool…..this one is part of the Pacific Oceans…..Ring of Fire….the Axial Seamount volcano is located 300 miles off the coast of Oregon….and a mile underwater…..that’s not really deep……and it’s letting scientists know….. “I might burp, so be ready”….it’s not as well-known as the other volcanic giants of the Cascades…..like Mt. St. Helens…..and we all seen the results the last time she…. “Burped”…..but Axial Seamount is the most active one in the Pacific Northwest….with eruptions back in 1998, 2011 and 2015…..experts expect an eruption by the end of 2025….and if that isn’t enough to tickle your nipples…..
SCIENTISTS SAY IF WE’RE EXTREMELY LUCKY, THIS ASTEROID MAY PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY…..Oh, Happy Day……don’t worry old people….we’re good….or we’ll be gone….astronomers spotted a big brick….estimated to be at least 200 feet in length….that’s a big brick….and named it….224 YR4….and it has a 1.3 percent chance….to put us all out of our misery…..on December 22th…..2032….yeah, we get to celebrate Jesus birthday two days early…..and we’ll be able to give him his presents…..in person…..University of Arizona researcher….David Rankin thinks the odds have slightly increased to….1 in 83…..but most likely the outcome will be a near miss….every time a brick flies into our neighborhood….all the smart people say the same thing…. “Near miss”….yeah, ok….one day, one of them ain’t gonna miss…..just ask the dinosaurs.
SHE RELOCATED TO SPAIN IN 2022, BUT AFTER STRUGGLING TO ADAPT, THIS AMERICAN WOMAN HAS PACKED UP AND RETURNED HOME…..I didn’t need to read her reason why….because the truth is…..most American’s have a problem adapting to something new…..and different…..and Europe isn’t for everyone…..Spain is one of the easiest countries to adapt to…..but the difference is….and the one thing most Americans do is…..compare home…..to something new….no, if you go into a supermarket….9 times out of 10…..you will not find Aunt Jemima pancake mix on the shelf…..or any of the other poisons you’re used to ingesting in your bodies…..then there’s the culture…..yeah, it’s different….open yourself up and learn…..it isn’t about America’s traditions or habits over here…..it’s Spain….she couldn’t handle the change….and….I’m glad she’s gone….wait….I did scan it for a second…..and her biggest problem was….. “I couldn’t adapt….it’s totally different from the American way of living…..I had high expectations….and they were totally crumbled”……the weather was one of her main issues……like Florida is so great right now…..ok, they moved to the northern part of Spain…..which has cold winters…..and she wasn’t prepared for what I would call…. “A Hamburg winter”…..grey, gloomy, cold, windy….and more of what I just mentioned….she and her husband didn’t do their homework…..southern Spain…..if you moved from Florida…. “DUH”…..you could’ve been BFF with my brother Pedro in Malaga…..anyway…..Bye!