“L”, is for the way you look (or see or whatever the damn song says). Then again, Ms. Turner asked the question, “What’s Love Got to Do With It?” The J. Giles Band said, “Love Stinks.” Barry said he was gonna “Love you, love you, love you just a little more…baby.” The Carpenters longed to be “Close to You.” The Isley Brothers “Don’t Want to Be Lonely Tonight.” Wilson Pickett wasn’t interested in falling in love; he took his ass down to “Funky Broadway.” Marvin had a few “Distant Lovers” he wanted to “Get It On” with. Prince said, “He Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man.” Tower Of Power said, “You’re Still A Young Man” so don’t waste your time. Dr Hill wasn’t stupid because he told you somebody’s sleeping “In My Bed.” The Spinners told you, “It Takes a Fool” to learn that love don’t love no one. Pat Benatar said, “Love Is a Battlefield.” Carol King told her man straight up that, “It’s Too Late.” Maze sang about the “Joy and Pain.” Grace Jones was serious when she said, “Pull Up to My Bumper.” And Teddy let you know he wasn’t about to beat around the bush, just, “Turn Out the Light.” And if you didn’t do it fast enough, he screamed for you to “TURN IT OFF!” When the sun came through the window in the morning, he rolled over in bed, took one look at you and said, “I Think I Better Let It Go.” B.B. King let you know, “The Thrill Is Gone,” the Temptations agreed it was “Just My Imagination,” Bill Withers went straight to the point; “Who Is He?” , Sting became a stalker because he let her know, “Every breath you take – every move you make – “I’ll BE WATCHING YOU!” and always remember this; if this love thing is so hard for you, you can anyway do what Michael Jackson did and just “Beat It!”
STRAY DOGS SHOW UP FOR FUNERAL OF WOMAN WHO USED TO FEED THEM…Margarita Suarez from Merida, Mexico…..passed away last week….and a bunch of stray dogs came and paid their respects….now the dogs weren’t from the city of Cuernavaca….where she passed away….they were from her home town Merida….where she used to feed them every day….during the last few years of her life….she fed up to 20 stray cats that gathered at her door…and carried food for the dogs she met on the street….the animals first started to gather at the funeral home where her body was kept….and they waited patiently while the body was being prepared..…and when her body was bought in….they all rose as if they were paying their respects….they remained with the family the whole night….and left 20 minutes before the body was taken for cremation…..her daughter believes the dogs were angels who came to bid her mother farewell in her final moments.
WHY IS THE MIDDLE FINGER TALLER THAN THE OTHERS?….Ah,….to make sure there is no misunderstanding…..in regards to the conversation you’re having with someone?
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….
Texas DPS trooper required to get counseling for posing for a photo with Snoop Dogg
40 children with 20 mothers: the feckless father who insists “God says go forth and multiply”
Mother arrested for child abandonment was childcare professional
Nigerian prostitutes congratulate Buhari, declare nationwide free sex
Man asks permission to rob house
Switzerland thinks John Kerry is a sexy rock star
VA forces vet to get X-ray to prove his leg is missing
Saudi man hospitalized with shoe heel lodged in his head after dispute with his wife
Man takes Pizza Hut to court over excessively hard crouton
Man sentenced to 30 days in jail for raising $42 dollars he donated to a homeless charity
WORLD’S FIRST HEAD TRANSPLANT VOLUNTEER COULD EXPERIENCS SOMETHING “WORSE THAN DEATH”…..Does anyone have an idea as to how they are going to do this?…they should “oops” and put it on backwards…I’d pay just to watch him try and pee….actually, the guy who wants to do this..…is a Russian man who is suffering from a fatal condition called Werdnig-Hoffman disease….and is willing to put his faith in Dr. Sergio Canavero….the 36-hour operation will require the assistances of 150 doctors and nurses..…several medical experts have pin-pointed a problem that even the most perfectly performed head transplant procedure cannot mitigate..…they have literally no idea what this will do to his mind…all the new connections and foreign chemicals his head and brain will have to deal with…..could result in a hitherto never experienced level and quality of insanity.
GERMAN STUDENT MAKES F.O.L REQUEST TO SEE TEST PAPERS BEFORE EXAMS….Smart kid…..he used the Freedom of Information Act to see the exams questions..…he used the internet platform..… “fragdenstaat.de” (ask the state) to ask the education ministry for the task of the centrally-made Abitur exams in the senior classes of high school in the current school year….so far the ministry hasn’t answered any phone calls but says the request has been received….the deadline will be kept (he gave them one month to answer).…and the request is being processed.
HENRY ZIEGLAND….Talk about Karma….in 1883, Henry who was from Honey Grove, Texas..…jilted his sweetheart….who then killed herself..…her brother tried to avenge her by shooting Henry..…but the bullet only grazed his face and buried itself in a tree….the brother thought he killed Henry….and then he took his life….in 1913 Henry was cutting down the tree with the bullet in it….it was a slow going effort so he decided to use dynamite to bring it down..…the explosion from the TNT sent the old bullet through Henry’s head and killed him.