…Ok,….so what if you do….what’s banned….on the dead person…..is it still banned?
GOAL POST TORN DOWN – 89 FIRES SET AFTER OHIO STATE NATIONAL TITLE…..No cops dressed in armor….no tear gas…..no dogs….no tanks…..no one slammed to the ground…..very few arrest…..and who said there isn’t a different set of rules?….I didn’t!…..I guess if it were a …. “Peaceful Protest”…..then there would’ve been more arrest…..and more cops.
ASH PLUME FROM UNDERWATER VOLCANO OFF TONGA CANCELS FLIGHTS AND TURNS SEA RED…..Not good….not good…..the Ring of Fire is waking up…..and they found an Antarctic crater a mile-wide.
WHAT JEWS CAN LEARN FROM MUSLIMS…..A lot…..and vice versa…..and while you’re at it….call the Catholics, Methodist, Protestants, Buddhist, Baptist, Tibetans and everyone else.
ARRESTED TEEN HELPS SAVE THE LIFE OF POLICE OFFICER…..Last September….while Jamal Rutledge was being booked…..officer Franklin Foulks collapsed on the floor.….and was suffering from a heart attack…..Jamal looked out the booking window…..no one around…..so he went to the security fence and started kicking it…..officers came and performed CPR and jump started him back to life.….he’s being called a hero.….I bet they didn’t give him a.….get out of jail free card.
FEWER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES BECAUSE TICKET PRICES ARE JUST TOO HIGH…..That’s true.….I don’t even remember the last time I went to see a flick…..I think it was the third James Bond…..after paying for two tickets…..a bucket of popcorn…..something to wash it down…..and a box of Milkduds…..that’s a month’s rent.
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH…..Is….drum roll please…..Monaco….it is the world’s second smallest nation…..after Vatican City….and I bet some of you didn’t know that was a city…..and if you’re there….send your postcards from VC….way faster than the Italian postal service…..anyway….we can’t afford to live there…..but my most beautiful place on Earth is…..a family holiday…..when “everyone” is there…..the foods cooking, the games on……and everyone is talking shit and laughing…..that’s my place!
MAN FALLS OFF CRUISE SHIP, RESCUED BY ANOTHER……Just in case some of you might want to be nice and give me a present…..if you make it a cruise to…..anywhere…..you threw your money out the window.….I hate water.….and this guy?……they don’t even know…..how he fell off of the Royal Caribbean Ship Oasis..…he doesn’t even know how the hell he fell off…..one second on deck early in the morning…..the next…..plop!……and he was in the water close to 5 hours…..and then the ship Disney Magic…..yanked him out when people started screaming…..I guess being 22-years old and being able to swim helped…..somebody somewhere likes you.
TEACHER CAN’T STOP HAVING SEX WITH TEENS, GETS ARRESTED AGAIN WHILE OUT ON BAIL…..She’s a rapist…..and why is she walking the streets?
SEATTLE DOG TAKES SOLO TRIP TO PARK VIA CITY BUS……Black Labrador’s have always been my favorite dog.….and this is one cool dog…..he takes the city bus…..every day…..to the local dog park.….and hangs out with his boys…..Seattle is a pet-friendly city…..thank you Seattle.….and normally your pet has to be accompanied with a human…..but my man is cool with the drivers.….and they know where he’s going…..can’t you see him reaching up to push the button for the next stop?
FALLING IN LOVE WITH A CARTOON CHARACTER…..Makes no damn sense at all…….NEXT!