September 13, 2022

LORD OF THE RING FANS UPSET ABOUT BLACK ELVES AND DWARVES

……I agree with Trevor Noah joking about this…… “I can get onboard with a show or a world where magical creatures cast spells…..and fight undead armies for control of a piece of jewelry that can turn them into Gods…..but if those creatures have a tan…..it’s just not believable anymore….it really isn’t.”……get a grip people…..it’s a fantasy world and you don’t get to control who pops up in it…..there’s one Black dwarf…..and a couple of Black elves…..and y’all upset……because the richest person on the new show with flying dragons…..is a Black man……and then there are those of you who are pissed……because now there’s going to be a Black mermaid……and let’s not forget how you lost it……when you found out a George Lucas stormtrooper……was Black……ah people,……you do realize you’re bringing your blatant racism……into a fantasy world right?……the choice of casting isn’t the problem…..you are……this isn’t America we’re talking about…..it’s all “MAKE BELIEVE!!!”….to quote Michael Harriot….. “So Zorro, Fu Manchu, Charlie Chan, Goku, the Prince of Persia, the King of Siam, Othello…..every Egyptian Pharaoh, the Lone Ranger, Tonto……Gandhi, Pocahontas, Moses, Noah and Jesus were white…..but a negro hobbit or a Black Targaryen isn’t…..faithful to the source material……got it!

NFL FOOTBALL…..WEEK ONE……Before I get into it….let’s talk turnovers.….13 of them…..including  fumbles..….3 defensive touchdowns…..unless I missed a few while Nicole and I video chatted with my mom and pop……and all that happened during the first 9 games……before halftime……anyway…..let’s have a heart attack……

STEELERS – BENGALS……4  seconds left…..Bengals score…..just need and extra point and we win…..no…..BLOCKED!…..overtime…Steelers get the ball….three and out….Bengals ball…..march down the field…..can win the game with a field goal attempt and……MISSED IT!………Steelers get it back…..55-yard attempt…..and he….DOINK’S THE GOAL POST!…..the Bengals get the ball back……nothing happening……steelers get it back……53-yard attempt…..NAILED IT!…..SAINTS – FALCONS……my man who never missed a field goal…..has his blocked and the Saints get a comeback win…..PANTHERS – BROWNS……Baker Mayfield who was let go by the Browns…..leads his new team down the field to score against his old team….and now his old team has a chance at a 50-yard field goal…..and he nails it……JAGUARS – COMMANDERS…..Washington came back to score……EAGLES – LIONS…..I’m rooting for ya Mark…..but the new Lions…..start like the old Lions……RAVENS – JETS…..NY Jets continue to be….the NY “NYET’S”…..COLTS – TEXANS…..yep, tied at 20…..dealing with overtime…..Colts have a chance to win with a overtime field goal……MISSED IT!…..Texas gets the ball back……and punts it…..and the game ends in a tie…..I’m going to bed…..I’ll let you know what happened during the late games…..my heart and brain needs a break…..so,……morning…..coffee……and now, the……

LATE GAMES……TAMPA BAY – COWBOYS……Dem Boyz couldn’t find a game…..Tampa’s defense shut them down and definitely had a sneak-peek at the offensive playbook.…..and I’m sorry Dak’s gonna need surgery on his finger…….shitty was to start a new season……CHIEFS – CARDINALS……I don’t even know why those birds even showed up for the game……PACKERS – VIKINGS…..It had to feel good to the Vikings…..to deliver such an ass whoopin’…..that was the first time I saw Aaron Rodgers with…..no game…..I bet he misses Davante Adams right about now…..and speaking of him……RAIDERS – CHARGERS…..from day one….I’ve been a Justin Herbert fan…..gotta give credit when’s credit’s due…..Davante Adams did what he was supposed to do…..10 catches…..141 yards….one TD…..but Carr throwing 3 picks…..and getting sacked…..lets you know…..we still have a problem with our offensive line…..and a problem with Carr….and if you’re going to throw 3 picks…..at least do it like Josh Allen did in the…….BILLS – LA RAMS game….yeah, he had 3 turnovers…..BUT…..he scrambled out of the pocket…..wasn’t afraid to run…..stiff-armed the shit out of defender……and was releasing his passes within 2.1 to 2.5 seconds…..and still beat the Rams by 20 something points…..I liked you last year Carr…..don’t make me wish for The Nation to trade you again…..and last but not least……DENVER – SEATTLE……I guess it was one thing for Russell to adapt to the noise when he was a Seahawk…..but it got to him…..a couple of delay of game penalties……it wasn’t a bad game though…..but Geno Smith had a better one…..and nothing personal Russ….but since you’re in my division……I’m glad you lost.

BLACK TWITTER RESPONDS TO THE DEATH OF QUEEN ELIZABETH II AND IT AIN’T PRETTY…..I found these on a site called….The Root….As of today, 15 Commonwealth countries remain constitutional monarchies and include places like Ghana, Jamaica, Belize, Canada and Australia. Queen Elizabeth II was the head of the Commonwealth and now Prince Charles will now become her successor…..check these comments out…..because everyone isn’t feeling sadness since the Queen left us…… “If the queen had apologized for slavery, colonialism and neocolonialism and urged the crown to offer reparations for the millions of lives taken in her/their names, then perhaps I would do the human thing and feel bad. As a Kenyan, I feel nothing. This theater is absurd.”…….. “Reminder that Queen Elizabeth is not a remnant of colonial times. She was an active participant in colonialism. She actively tried to stop independence movements & she tried to keep newly independent colonies from leaving the commonwealth. The evil she did was enough.“……. “The matriarch of a royal family legacy of slave-trading, imperialism, colonialism, theft, symbol of opulence and mascot for the ruling class is dead the media will now parade the queen’s zombie ass in front of u while telling u that overthrowing capitalism is not what we need.”…..these comments all boil down to two things…..they’re not celebrating her death…..and they also are not grieving either!…..and former colonies of the British Empire want the diamonds back that make up the Crown……that’s like about $800 million in ice……but there is definitely one thing you need to know……and you definitely need to understand…..The Queen’s reign saw…..6 Popes…..14 US Presidents…..and 59 different starting Quarterbacks for the Cleveland Browns….now, moving on…..

ROYAL FANS SWOON OVER PRINCE HARRY’S SWEET GESTURE AFTER HE OPENS AND CLOSES HIS WIFE’S CAR DOOR……Who doesn’t do that for his wife?…..I open doors….close doors, pull out the chair so I can help Nicole sit down…..let her enter first….hold the umbrella over her so she doesn’t get wet…..bring her breakfast in bed…..that’s normal…..I can’t even remember how many times I let her know…..how much I love her…..we even hold hands while we sleep……just like otter’s do…..you do that…..it’s normal……the only time we have a problem is when we’re walking down the street…..because she hates walking in the inside and likes the side toward the street better…..but according to gentleman protocol…..she’s supposed to walk inside near the buildings….well, my wife’s like…..screw that, she like walking there……….the reason men were supposed to walk on the outside was because people would toss their trash…..and buckets of shit…..out the window…..and it was more proper for it to land on the man…..instead of the woman…..trust me,…..if people still did that…..my ass would be walking near the street.

AND LADIES PLEASE……Make sure you fill up your gas tank before sunset…..always keep an extra phone charger with you…..park in well-lit areas…..always look in your backseat…..after parking don’t just sit, lock your door as soon as you get in and leave…..do not park next to big vans…..if you have to, enter your car from the passenger side…..if a man is sitting in the car next to your parked car…..go back inside and have someone walk you out…..always use the elevator…..no stairways…..heads up and phones down…..and ladies….please be aware…..thank you!

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