…..Who is among other things…..a classical trained flutist…..and recently, she played…..a 200-year-old crystal flute…..that once belonged to President James Madison…..now James didn’t have a problem with her playing it…..but a bunch of American racists lost their damn minds…..so, if you don’t have a problem with Taylor Swift…..playing a song on Ben Franklin’s old piano…..you shouldn’t have a problem with Lizzo playing James flute…..and if you do.….you need to stop and think about why that is……so, I guess we can add “a historical flute”…..to the list of things no white dudes cared about a week ago…..that suddenly became sacrosanct national treasures……as soon as a Black woman touched it….why don’t we put that file next to…… “Mermaids!”
ITALIANS MARCH FOR ABORTION RIGHTS AFTER FAR-RIGHT ELECTION VICTORY…..Oh man……that is going to be one hard fight to win…..with Vatican City and “P” and his boys calling the “Catholic” shots…..in a very Catholic country……ladies you have the power…..use it and let those in control…..that’s men and that crazy Far-Right new leader you recently elected to run your country I’m talking about…..know…..enough is enough…..I’m with ya!
JAW-DROPPING NEW SUPERSONIC PLANE COULD GET YOU FROM LONDON TO NEW YORK IN 80 MINUTES…..So I guess if it left Hamburg…..I’d be there in an hour?…..90 minutes tops?…..cool…..I could pond jump at twelve noon from here…..and arrive in NYC at 6 in the morning…..I’ll probably land at JFK…..so there’s the Queens morning commuter traffic near Arthur Ashe Stadium I gotta deal with…..until I get to the midtown tunnel….meet my brother and his family for breakfast…..hangout in the Village later and shop for old records….sit and enjoy an espresso at Café Realito……watch a few people play chess in Washington Square……shoot up town and visit my favorite toy store…..FAO Schwarz….say hi to a few friends…..snatch a slice of Ray’s Pizza…..catch the 3 in the afternoon flight back…..and be back home by 10 pm……yeah, that’ll work for us……I hope Nicole doesn’t have a problem flying at a speed of…..2,486 mph…..that’s twice the speed of the old SST’s…..this plane will be able to seat 170 people…..it’s nice looking…..and it looks just like a high-tech dart.
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..
A REPORT SAYS….over 200 environmental activists were killed globally in 2021…..now that I care about
A SHARK WAS SEEN IN A FLOODED FORT MYERS NEIGHBORHOOD…..Yep, and an old college classmate…..posted a photo……of a gator chilling right outside his front door.
GERMANY WARNS OF A RISE IN COVID-19 CASES GOING INTO THE FALL…..Just in case you’re coming this way…..there is a rise going on right now…..France, Demark and The Netherlands are also experiencing spikes in new cases…..Germany has recorded 96,367 this week…..which is twice as many as a week ago…..President Biden said the pandemic was over……someone needs to tell him to rethink that statement…..because COVID is still here……and one more thing before I continue on……
“WE SHOULD TAKE PUTINS WORDS SERIOUSLY” SAYS GERMANY’S EX- CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL…..Now if there was a politician….who is no longer a politician….words I would listen to…..it would be hers…..many people may not have liked her…..or agreed with her…..but that woman had her shit together…..and kept Germany straight…..we were good.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE HUSBAND FILES FOR DIVORCE…..He said it’s because the marriage is….. “irretrievably broken”…..27 years…..3 kids…..I don’t know the guy…..never met him..…really have no idea why they’re splitting up…….but that woman?…..anyway…..
TREVOR NOAH WILL LEAVE THE DAILY SHOW……I’m going to miss him but I understand his reasons…..he said his time was up…..he loved hosting the show…..but there’s another part of his life he wants to live…..when he was dealing with the COVID lockdown…..he realized the little things in life…..he missed doing and enjoying.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Queen Elizabeth II death certificate stated the obvious…..it was old age