…….Suffered a major heart attack at her home…..and later died…..after being taken off of life support……a few days ago…..she attended the Golden Globe award ceremonies……and was probably saying hello to old friends, making new ones…..laughing and having a great time…..listen up y’all……this right here is a lesson for all of us to learn from……tomorrow isn’t promised.
MORE THAN 20,000 BOOKS BANNED IN FLORIDA PRISONS…..Well that explains why most of the state is stupid……since the Governor and many educated idiots…..also want to ban books…..is there any way we can give that state back to Mexico…..and in return…..we promise to take care of their citizens…..who want to live in the U.S.?
FORMER APARTHEID MINISTER ADRIAAN VOLK HAS DIED……Bye!
ISRAEL SEES PALESTINIAN HUMAN RIGHTS GROUP AS TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS…..Of course they would…..but in this case……the “seeing a group as a terrorist”…..is open for debate……since Israel wants to punish the Palestinians…..for their diplomatic efforts to fight the occupation….of land they consider theirs……Israel said;….. “Actions will be taken against organizations in Judea and Samaria…..that promote terror activities or any hostile activity…..including diplomatic…..Judicial action against Israel in the guise of humanitarian activities”……this decision is basically a declaration of war on all Palestinian civil society groups fighting the Israel occupation by peaceful means……to explain this so a 4-year-old could understand it……for the “Israel of today”……Palestinian diplomatic activity is diplomatic terror…..Palestinian court appeals are judicial terror……pro-Palestinian boycotts of goods are economic terror…..a Palestinian demonstration is terror against public order……and a Palestinian protest song is music incitement to terror.
TRUMP ORG. FINED $1.6 MILLION AFTER CONVICTION FOR 17 FELONIES, INCLUDING TAX FRAUD…..Just $1.6 million?……they’re still giving this crook a break…..and that was the maximum possible penalty…..bull-dookie…..if I’d done the same thing…..I wouldn’t have a penny left in my pocket…..so I guess the next scandal will be….. “Yo D…..what’s up with all the foreign bank accounts?”
COVID CASES IN CHINA REACH 900 MILLION…..That means….64% of the population has the virus……and China’s crematoriums and funeral homes are working overtime……
ITALIAN ACTRESS GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA DIES AT AGE 95……Oh no!……one of the most beautiful women in the world has left us……for years she was cast for her physical assets……and status as a sex symbol…..and I agree with one Italian film critic….. “She was the best thing that has happened since the invention of spaghetti.”
21 OF THE WORLD’S MOST BIZARRE LAWS…..And here’s a few of them…..You cannot give alcoholic drinks to moose in Alaska……..if you’ve ever seen a moose…..up close and personal…..trust me…..the last thing you want is a drunk moose chasing you……Flushing the toilet after 10pm is illegal in Switzerland…..I’m surprised the cops never knocked on my hotel room door…..It’s illegal to fall asleep in a meeting with Kim Jong Un……that’s true…..one general did that……he didn’t attend the next meeting……It’s illegal to swear in the UAE……I’m glad none of the Swear Police were around us when we did the Jazz festival……Illegal to pass wind in a public place in Florida after 6pm…..so you want me to believe…..people hangout in the club hold their farts in…..until when…..12am?…..Illegal for women to wear a bikini or for men to go topless in Barcelona…..they’re talking about being seen on public streets……the beach is cool…..Illegal for married women to have more than one glass of wine in restaurants in La Pez, Bolivia……this law is to prevent them from getting…..morally and sexually lax and flirting with men……this law doesn’t apply to men though…….Illegal to be overweight in Japan…..except for Sumo wrestlers……Illegal for chickens to cross the road in Georgia…..with the price of eggs in America……people are holding on to their chickens…..Illegal to leave your house in Thailand if you are not wearing underwear……someone wanna tell me.….how they would know if you weren’t?…..You are not allowed to kiss on train platforms in France……in Paris?……the City of Love?……really?…..and before I could even finish writing this…….
DAVID CROSBY…..A founding member of two popular and enormously influential 60’s rock groups…..the Byrds and Crosby, Stills & Nash…..and later Neil Young joined them…..has passed away at the age of 81-years-old……and I’m still playing the C,S,N & Y live album……rest in peace David……and no matter where you are just…… “Carry On!”