….Has anyone ever used this word before?…..because I looked it up in a dictionary…..and learnt that it doesn’t exist…..but when the police in New Mexico found a hidden makeshift compound..…they learnt that armed extremists were holding eleven children hostage…..and while I was reading this article….I learnt.….that the English language is dying.….when it comes to the correct usage of the language.….just listen to the LeBron James and Don Lemon’s interview…..for example…..and I won’t mention the “STUPID” person sitting in the “WHITE” house…..UPDATE:….Ok, so this word nerved the heck out of me..…and I decided to looked it up.….it’s a word which is used much more common when conversing in the Queen’s language…..or British English rather than in American English..….well, I’ll agree with this theory.….because I never learnt that word in school(s).
WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE BEEF NOODLE SOUP COST MORE THAN A COW…..This soup must be the best soup..…ever…..a restaurant in Shijiazhuang, Hebei Province, China.….is selling a bowl of this stuff for.….13,800 yuan ($2,014)…..the second most expensive soup you can buy….Niu Ba Ba restaurant in Taiwan for.….only $329 bucks…..and what makes this soup. so good (the one from China)…..the manager wouldn’t say..…but he did say it was made by using 12 very expensive ingredients…..four from the sky.….four from the land.….and four from the sea…..and it takes 12 chefs to prepare the soup.….and an order must be placed a month in advance.….and so far he’s only sold four bowls…..to very rich people.….people think he’s scamming people.….but in his defense he said…..the cooking process is so high.….that he really doesn’t make any money from selling the soup.….now that’s the first true thing he’s said I would believe.….since he’s only sold four bowl so far.….now just imagine……Nicole has the flu.….and she wants me to bring her some soup…..what do you think would happen to me if I bought her a bowl of that soup?…..exactly,…….she would be well enough to kick my ass.
THANKS FOR THIS ONE MELLERNISE.…. “When you’re stressed, you sometimes eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.”
GUESS WHAT? BLACK PEOPLE “CAIN’T”…..Walk around a store because a clerk working there will call the cops on you because you’re arrogant and black…..your family “CAIN’T” try on clothes in a store California…..you “CAIN’T” buy snacks in a store in New Mexico..…even if you are a lawmaker, you “CAIN’T” talk to voters because a Trump supporter will call the cops on you.…. you “CAIN’T” be two black kids filming a video because a cop will tell you, you don’t belong in his town…..even though you live there and attend the city high school…..you “CAIN’T” wait in a doorway during a rainstorm…..a group of children “CAIN’T” shop in a gift store on the New Jersey shore because they’ll be told you’re not welcomed in here.
POLICE CHIEF’S SON ARRESTED IN BRUTAL BEATING OF 71-YEAR-OLD SIKH MAN IN CALIFORNIA….And he probably won’t serve one day in jail..…because it might not be the best thing for him…..but I think he will..…because…..he’s a young black kid.….who’s been in trouble before with the law…..and if you’re dad’s the chief of police….yeah, you might think you can get away with some shit….but when you senselessly beat, stomp and kick a defenseless 70+ year old man…..who happens to be a Sikh..…for no reason at all.…except out of pure hatred and spite…..then yeah, I hope you go to jail.….and damn the fact that your dad is the top dog in the city…..now if only the law can treat college raping students the same way…..we might be making some progress.….and while you’re at it..….toss in the cops walking away from what some consider.….straight-up murder!
A WOMAN UNDERSTANDING FOOTBALL..…Hey, don’t get mad at me..…I didn’t post it..…but it’s funny if you understand football….. After the game, he asked her how she like it. “Oh, I really liked it.” She replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents”……dumfounded, her boyfriends asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was……Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I’m like….Hellooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
TRUMP SLAMS NFL PLAYERS FOR KNEELING DURING NATIONAL ANTHEM IN PRESEASON GAME….And, what the hell else is new?…….one NFL player responded perfectly to “STUPID’S” Tweet.…. “What a goober”…….NEXT!
WIFE: Shall we try a different position tonight?
HUSBAND: Excellent idea.
WIFE: Ok, you stand at the sink, wash the dishes and I will go on the sofa and watch TV.
BIRTHDAYS….Anyone know who came up with that idea?…..me neither.….nowadays, when people ask me where I’m from..….I honestly tell them…… “I don’t know!”…..what I do know is..…on August 15th 1956….at 10:05pm…..I popped out of the strangest thing…..ever….from somewhere else….and wound up in New Jersey……before that I don’t know where in the hell I was..….and I have no clue as to where I’ll be going.….once I leave this Blazing Saddles movie thing I’m living…. called…existing!……I’m happy I had the chance to live and see 62 summers……because many people who have crossed my paths…….aren’t around to say the same.….and what amazes me..….is the fact that I’m still here…….living within this.….dimension?…..be it parallel to something else.….or what…..hey, a bunch of y’all know me.….and we did some shit together and we’re still here…..anyway,…..and as you grow older…..you open up those life history files stored in your brain.….and once in a while, you might say to yourself…..to quote The Talking Heads.…. “Well, how did I get here?”…..I’m a firm believer in..…whatever happens during your life span.….is supposed to happen.….no matter what.….good, bad, indifferent…..it is pre-destined…..you meet people for a moment, a second or forever….paths cross….and those interconnections will lead us to somewhere else.….whatever that may be…..it’s what we share with each other…..the little things……we may never know or understand the reason why..….we’re here….and in the meantime.….I will always let those who have touched my life…..who have guided me, led me, yelled at me, told me I was an asshole, helped me realize how much love has come into my life, educated me, tormented me…..know, there was a reason I experienced it all.….and I thank you…..those trials and tribulations helped me become the person I am today…..and just in case you may be wondering…..all of you who have nothing better to do than to read this.….I want to personally thank you…..for helping along……to quote Prince..… “This thing called life”…..it was the little things you taught me.….which helped me take the bigger steps…..even though we aren’t able to see us as much..…like when we gathered in a bar, road trips, at ballgames, Vermont Jazz Festival, South of the Border, the Quad, the Wall, 151, learning Japanese in Tokyo, woke up and didn’t know where in the hell we were, on stage together, on tour together, getting high and shit-faced drunk together, me photographing your family, me photographing you, sharing picture of our children and families, competing against each other in H.S. track meets.….and even though we were competing against each other, we gave each other hints to beat ourselves, college, university, art school, Greek Shows, clubbing, LA, SF, NYC, Boston, Europe, family dinners, families, shoulders to cry on, laughing at stupid shit, early morning cartoons in the dorm, frisbee playing, meeting my future wife on Myspace, talking, talking and more talking..…and more.….thank you….all of you!…..and I’ll see ya….at the next…62!