….Apparently originating in Russia…..Codeine is mixed with various kinds of fuel….then processed and injected into the vein…..Doctor’s discovered this when two users showed up in the emergency room with half their limbs gone, bone and muscle showing through clear as day….the drug rots the flesh from the inside….repeated use causes the flesh to fall off and hardens the skin….it leaves the skin green and scaly..…hence the name “Crocodile.”
DEAD PEOPLE CAN SIGN UP FOR HEALTHCARE….As if that’s gonna help them.
MAN DRESSED LIKE MOSES CAUSES SECURITY SACRE…..Ah man….what did my father do now?
PILLS MADE FROM POOP CAN CURE SERIOUS GUT INFECTIONS….Only in Canada.
NEWLY MARRIED COUPLE GETS STUCK FOR 2 DAYS DURING INTERCOURSE….Now that was one hell of a wedding night.
WHERE DID THE TERM “PISS POOR” COME FROM….Probably from a drunk guy who couldn’t aim straight at 3 in the morning.
BOATERS TRIED TO CLIMB ABOARD SWIMMING MOOSE….Only in Canada again!
STRIP CLUB STOPS SHOWING GIANT’S GAMES, SAYS THEY’RE KILLING THE MOOD…..Who would watch a Giant’s game in a strip club anyway?
BRITNEY SPEARS SAYS: “GAYS ARE ADORABLE AND HILARIOUS”…..Didn’t she play the Scarecrow in The Wizard of Oz?…..because she needs one.
YOUNGER THAN CHER, OLDER THAN OBAMA…..That’s me!
TURKEY REALLY DOESN’T WANT GAY PEOPLE TO HAVE SEX…..Ha….you can forget that idea.
PRIVACY VS TECHNOLOGY…..Has anyone bothered to realized that “we’re screwed?”….cell phone, laptops, computers, CCTV, ATM…..whatever you may decide to do….make sure it’s not worth taping!
NORTH KOREA PUTS ARMY ON ALERT, WARNS U.S. OF “HORRIBLE DISASTER”….Yeah Kimmie old boy….I think we have other things to worry about than your pop rockets.
THERE IS A MAN WHO HAS 21 MILEY CYRUS TATTOOS…………………………..Why?
WOMAN EXPLAINS HER REASON FOR TAKING CLOTHES OFF AT THE PRESIDENTS CUP…..She said she wanted to add a little excitement to golf…..well, you did!
TEENAGE GIRL CRUCIFIED IN FRANCE TO EXPEL DEMONS….The French sure have weird ideas when it comes to therapy.
DOES STRESS MAKE YOU HUNGRY?…..Nah, it just pisses me off!
WHY DO WE BLOW OUT CANDLES ON BIRTHDAY CAKES?…..Some believe it began in ancient Greece as a tribute to the temple of Artemis, goddess of the hunt….some believe that the smoke carried their prayers to the heavens….some believe it started with the Germans in 1746 by Count Ludwig Von Zinzindorf or during Kinderfest a celebration for children in the 1700’s….a single birthday candle was lit and placed on a cake to symbolize the “light of life.”