……Gee,….now why would they want to do that?
GUN-FREE RESTAURANT ROBBED AT GUNPOINT…..Ah,….that was pretty easy.
NEW JERSEY MOM SUES AFTER DAUGHTER SUFFERS ANKLE INJURY DURING GYM CLASS…..Oh come on…..does she know how “Rich” some of us would be if our parents sued every time we sprang or pulled something in gym?…..get outta here!
MAN STABS WIFE IN THE BACK FOR HOGGING THE BEDSHEET…..Next time someone better get up and turn the heat on.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…….
Man urinating on tracks hit in the head by subway train
Woman gets arrested after beating man with a cat
Jewelry theft suspect leaves mobile phone containing selfie at crime scene
Are you smoking pot?…..Why yes I am officer.
Man arrested for knocking on door with shorts down
Pirated films shown to inmates in Ohio prison…..including inmates serving time for copyright infringement.
Couple allows 2 year old boy to roam the streets with an axe.
Man calls 911: Where can I buy some marijuana this morning?
ANARCHIST CONFERENCE DESCENDS INTO CHAOS…..Let me guess…..you thought they were going to play nice?
WOMAN ACCUSED OF SHOOTING A CHAIR AFTER ARGUMENT OVER PHONE…..Go ahead…..read it again….I did……get it?
HAVE WE FORGOTTON HOW TO REMEMBER?…..Huh?
LEVI JEANS SHOULD NEVER BE WASHED ACCORDING TO LEVI’S CEO…..After all these years…..now he’s telling us this?
MICHAEL MOORE SAYS U.S. SYMBOL NO LONGER BALD EAGLE BUT THE GUN…..You know……the man does have a topic for discussion.
WOMAN ACCUSED OF RUNNING OVER FIANCE TWICE…..Oh that’s definitely a marriage made in Hell!
PARENTS CALL COPS ON TEENAGER FOR GIVING BOOKS AWAY AT A BOOK GIVEAWAY…..Am I the only one who doesn’t get this?
SARAH PALIN: “IF I WERE PRESIDENT, WATERBOARDING IS HOW WE BAPTIZE TERRORISTS”…..Lord have mercy!……thank goodness this idiot isn’t running the insane asylum.
CHINESE TOURIST THROWS A FIT AT HOTEL FOR 7 HOURS – DESPITE NOT HAVING A RESERVATION…..What did this person “NOT” get?…..there are no rooms available……I bet she needed one after yelling for 7 hours.
LAS VEGAS POLICE ID NAKED MAN THEY SAY THREW ROCKS…..Well….. that couldn’t have been “Too” hard for you to do huh?
PANTSLESS FLORIDA MAN HITCHES RIDE ON BACK OF AMBULANCE, TELLS POLICE HE “POSSIBLY SMOKED CRACK THAT EVENING”…….Possibly??……you smoked something!…..Florida,…..you’re still my favorite state!
FATHER HIRES ESCORT WHO TURNS OUT TO BE SOMEONE HE KNOWS TOO WELL……Now how do you handle this?……check it out…..a very frisky 70 year old man decided he wanted some company for the night…..so he called an Escort Service……they said cool, she’ll be right over……so my man went through all the things guys go through to get ready…..probably took him 3 minutes…..anyway,…..so the doorbell rings…..he walking towards the door…..doing his “Swag-Walk”……opens the door…..and his son’s fiancée is standing there.