…And I can hear them arguing in their British accents….”Come on Kate.. “YO” ain’t no damn word!”
LARGEST PRIME NUMBER FOUND…..And it’s 17,425,170 digits long…..Ha!…..bet you didn’t know that.
REP. CONYERS: “IMMIGRANTS AREN’T ILLEGAL-THEY ARE OUT OF STATUS”….He says; “I hope no one uses the term “Illegal Immigrants” here today. Our citizens are…..the people in this country are not illegal, they are out of status, they are new Americans that are immigrants, and I think that we can forge a path to citizenship that will be able to pass muster. In other words, an immigrant is just a citizen you haven’t met.”
NYC PLANS TO STOP MANY MARIJUANA ARRAIGNMENTS….About time!…..now everyone can go back to Washington Square Park and cop a nickel bag again.
FORMER SAN DIEGO MAYOR GAMBLED AWAY $1 BILLION DOLLARS…..Man….she couldn’t play poker worth a damn.
TOLEDO FOOTBALL PLAYER GIVES UP SPORT TO CARE FOR SICK FIANCEE…..For me, he is the Man of The Year…..millions do not matter to him…..his fiancé battling leukemia does.
NO END IN SIGHT FOR POLICE BRUTALITY IN SOUTH AFRICA…..Police Commissioner Bheki Cele wants the law changes to allow the police to “shoot to kill” suspects without worrying about what happens next…..it sounds like someone misses Apartheid.
CAN YOU EAT YOUR OWN POOP?..,.Parul Agarwal MD says,…. “Drinking your own urine and eating your own poop is perfectly safe. Urine is sterile, poop is not but they are your own bugs. There is no positive effect when eating your own poop that I know of.”…..I don’t know about you but If I’m ever “THAT” hungry..…nah!
MEN WHO HATE WOMEN….Italy ranks the highest when it comes to sexually assaulting and abusing women (tens of thousands of women are victims)…..this country has long ignored violence against women….according to the United Nations a third of all women in Italy are at some point victims of domestic abuse….last year 120 women were killed by their husbands, exes or boyfriends…..one woman is slain every three days.
OPENLY GAY MISSISSIPPI MAYORAL CANDIDATE’S BODY FOUND, HOMICIDE SUSPECTED…..His body was found by a river….now doesn’t that remind you of a body found by a river years ago in Mississippi?….and this is a state which didn’t officially outlaw slavery until 1995.
CHANGE IN THE LAW MAY SPUR CAMPUS ACTION ON SEXUAL ASSAULTS…..Well it’s about time…..a Notre Dame student tells the campus police she was assaulted and they didn’t believe her…..days later she hangs herself…..nearly 1 in 5 women in college experienced a completed or attempted sexual assault.
PENISES ARE BEING STOLEN…..I guess I won’t be going to Central Africa anytime soon.
GIANT SEA CUCUMBER EATS WITH ITS ANUS….Ok, that’s something I really wanted to know on a Monday morning.