…..Nicole received an Instagram friend request from…..President Obama…..and I received a LinkedIn’ friend request…..from Recep Tayyip Erdogan…..the President of Turkey……right!…..can’t wait for Mother Teresa to hit us up……anyway,……
NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE: DIVISIONAL GAMES……I’m gonna start with this one first……EAGLES/GIANTS…..NY…..this is what you should’ve done……everyone get on the team bus in East Rutherford…..hit the Jersey Turnpike……head towards Trenton…..cross the bridge into Pennsylvania……drive to Philly…..find a joint serving Philly Cheesesteaks…..have lunch…..hop back on the bus…..and take your asses back to Metlife Stadium…..because those birds used y’all like toilet paper……KC/JACKSONVILLE….and I’ll say it again…..the Chiefs are just one lucky team…..things just fall into place for them and they win……BILLS/BENGALS…..Cinci went into their environment and own it…..the environment is…..outdoor stadium…..freezing temperatures……and fans too dumb to realize…..sitting in a warm bar around the corner of the stadium…..is a much better idea…..than sitting outside in freezing temps to the point where…..the men’s squirrel treats could freeze off…..and women’s ovaries are dealing with cryo-freeze temps……but Joe Burrow didn’t care……because he said….. “Not today, not today…..we’re winning this one”……and they shut the Bills down….and maybe Joe Mixon was really pissed off…..because he found out the NFL was selling tickets for a game that hadn’t been played yet……I mean how can you sell tickets for a KC/Bills game already?……and last but definitely not least……COWBOYS/49ers…..honestly……the cheapest ticket cost $405 bucks……and then you’re going to tell people the most expensive one costs…..$18,000…..really?……that was a great game though……it’s very rare you see a good defensive game…..and both teams had to work for the points they scored…..me personally, when Dak was injured and they went with the other QB…..who was on a winning streak…..I would’ve stayed with him…..but I’m sure Massa Jerry Jones said he wants that colored boy to play……and as usual…..on the last play of the game…..someone (just like last year) called the dumbest play one person could ever call…..Zeke Elliot as the center…..the 49er defensive player ran right over him…..and Dak threw a ten-yard pass…..WTF!?!?!…Cowboy fans were so pissed…..they started fighting each other at AT&T stadium…….and before I go I have a question…..am I the only one who thinks Zeke…..looks like one of those Ewoks…..from the planet Endor in those Star Wars movies?….. wait, wait, one more thing…..one sport commentator had some strong words for Tom Brady after they fired Byron Leftwich…… “If Tom Brady doesn’t succeed, it’s always got to be someone else’s fault…..this is some bullshit!”…..ain’t like the guy’s lying……and…..what was up with all the “Jesus commercials” during the games……just asking for an Atheist friend.
EX-PROSECUTOR CALLS FOR A NEW INVESTIGATION INTO BRETT KAVANAUGH OVER BOMBSHELL DOCUMENTARY REVELATION……About time……that rapist should’ve never been considered for the Supreme Court…..this documentary alleges that the FBI failed to reach out to…..4,500 people who sent in tips prior to his confirmation…..and all those tips went straight…..to the Trump White House…..and we all know what happened once those tips went to the White House right?……but that won’t happen…….with all those nut-job REICH-publicans now calling the shots.
FLORIDA TO BLACK PEOPLE: WE’RE NOT TEACHING YOUR HISTORY…..No, what it all comes down to is…..you’re not trying to hide our history…..you don’t want “YOUR” history taught in schools……because then…..children would know exactly what “WHITE PEOPLE” did to Black people…..and Florida…..anyone can find out how “KKK” the state was in the past…..and still is….so let’s start with Rosewood in 1923…..or Ocoee in 1920…..throw in the lynchings, murders and rapes…..and work our way up in history…..or back…..either direction…..it doesn’t matter……it’s your history you want to hide…..not ours…..Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is proving my point when he said…..Black History AP curriculum….. “Lacks educational value”……one things for sure…..if he’s banning books……Colson Whitehead’s “The Nickel Boys” is definitely on his list…..because I’m sure he doesn’t want “THAT” history told.
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FOUND AT MIKE PENCE’S HOME…….Classified documents were found at Trump’s crib…….classified documents were found at Biden’s crib….and now classified documents were found in the homophobe’s crib…..man I wouldn’t be surprised if the FBI kicked in our door…..and found classified documents hidden next to the toilet paper in the bathroom closet……are VP’s privy to the same docs as the president?
SEVEN DEAD IN ANOTHER CALIFORNIA MASS SHOOTING……The day I’m writing this is…..the 24th of January…..so far America has had…..39 mass shootings…..that’s more than the days we’ve lived so far this year…..there were 6 on the 1st of January alone…..seems like America is on its way to breaking last year’s record of 753 shootings.