…..The last date of 2023 will be……123123…..moving on……
SCIENCE SAYS BRITISH-ZIMBABWEAN ACTOR REGÉ-JEAN PAGE IS THE WORLD’S MOST HANDSOME MAN…..Scientists analysed him against ancient scientific research…..the Greek Golden Ration of Beauty Phi…..which measures physical perfection…..Harley Street facial cosmetic surgeon…..Dr. Julian De Silva used this ancient method…..and Page was found to be…..93.65 percent……actor Chris Hemsworth was 93.53…..Michael B. Jordan was 93.46 and Harry Styles scored 92.30 percent…..whatever,….my sister Michelle…..when it comes to Regé…..agree on one thing….. “That is one fine-ass MF!”……moving on…..to what I’m calling…..
THIS IS FUNNY……
A CHICKEN…….scratched a couples baby one day…..and they turned him into chicken nuggets……yep, plucked him, fried his butt and threw it in a soup……
A PASTOR…..who died and came back to life said…..he travelled to hell and heard demons…..singing Rihanna’s “Umbrella” to torture sinners…..don’t know about you…..but I’m going to do whatever the hell I have to…..to make sure I go up in the other direction.
A WIFE…..threatens to lock the fridge to keep her husband……from wasting food while he’s high…..he must be really useless…..because I don’t know anyone who smokes weed…..and waste food.
ARKANSAS…..moves forward on criminalizing drag shows…..you really shouldn’t be too surprised…..for some reason….this state thought….of all people…..Sarah Huckabee would make a great Governor…..to lead the state…..into madness and racism…..I guess……one thing’s for sure……this is just a cover for more anti-LGBTQ attacks…..because that Governor is a sick, insane racist person…..just look at her family history.
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL GIVES HIS WEATHER FORCAST IN PA…..And y’all back home are in for six more weeks of shitty winter weather……someone needs to shoot that rat…..way before December.
WHY SAKE ISN’T USUALLY PAIRED WITH SUSHI IN JAPAN……The reason I started liking sushi when I was in Japan a long time ago…..was because my friends flooded my body with sake……so,…..in case you didn’t know……sake isn’t really a wine made of rice…..it’s more similar to beer because of how it is brewed……but it can complement many foods…..fried fish, vegetable dishes, fried tempura……raw fish does goes well with sake but many Japanese people don’t traditionally enjoy sushi with sake…..because both are made with rice…..and some believe that the combination is too much…..and drinking sake and eating rice dishes is generally avoided……and many Japanese typically order a beer, fruit wine or a tea to drink with their dinner…..white wines like Riesling and light reds…..such as pinot noir are good combinations to sushi…..sake has a more alcoholic taste than beer or wine…..and it can impede tasting the finer fish.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
7 people get stomachs pumped after a restaurant in China mixes up fruit juice with floor detergent
A man said his wife’s father paid him to marry his daughter, but he can’t stand her bedwetting
Women in South Korea are on strike against being “baby-making machines”
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