…..This is a sad reality for lots of musicians who were living in and still are in Munich, Germany….including me….he had a beautiful voice…..and was a fun person to be around….and for the record…. “WE”…..the Munich music scene….all knew John was the voice on that album….and…. “WE” all knew Milli and Vanilli…..couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket…..no musicians or producers wanted anything to do with those two…..except for Frank Farian…..who created a cute product…..made money on them…..didn’t pay them shit….and then sold them out when they wanted to sing on their next album…..they wanted fame…..and he gave it to them…..many musicians refused to work with Frank because they knew he was a snake…..me included…..it just took the rest of the world a little longer….to know the truth about Milli and Vanilli…..and we laughed when everyone was so…shocked to find out the truth……rest in peace John…..we’ll miss you.
FUN FACTS ABOUT GERMANY YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW….Most of us living here….know them….but there were a few I didn’t know…..Germany has 1,000 varieties of sausages…..the most popular surname is Müller…..beer is considered a food in Bavaria…and you can actually have a beer at your office work desk…..Germany loves bread…..now that’s true….Gummy Bears are a German invention…..the first Oktoberfest was a wedding….Germany has the world’s largest cathedral….it’s the Cologne Cathedral and it is huge…..attempting to escape from jail is legal…..Germany loves castles….and you should definitely stop by Neuschwanstein Castle…..Germany has thousands of unexploded bombs…the way the British bombed Dresden near the end of the war….I would believe that…..German’s start drinking at the age of 16…..in 1916 Germany did daylight saving time first…..a third of Germany is covered in forest….the modern Christmas tree was born in Germany…..the symbolic use of evergreen trees started in ancient Egypt and Rome.
WOMAN DEMANDING TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER “OF THE AIRPORT”…..Now this “Karen” was trying to enter a restricted area…..security wouldn’t let her through…. …..she was screaming, cussing…..and of course lying….and asked to see the manager of the airport……really?….she just snapped…..and decided to go all…..Glenn Close and a boiling rabbit….when someone waiting for a flight…..and filming this nut-job…..said….. “Awwww, Boo Hoo”…..she snapped!
NEW YORK JETS QUARTERBACK ZACH WILSON STARTING TO KNOW WHAT NEW JERSEY DRIVING IS LIKE…..Good luck with that….a piece of advice Zach…..if you signed a good contract and you’re getting paid some nice change…..hire a driver because Jersey drivers…..can’t drive worth a damn….yeah, come on….defend yourselves….but remember one thing…..I’m from Jersey!
RINGLING BROS. BARNUM & BAILEY COVID CIRCUS…..This getting people to realize….receiving a vaccination….and wearing a mask……for something we still don’t understand….might be a good idea……is getting out of hand….bribing people?…..denial?…..really?….CVS is handing out prizes for COVID-19 vaccinations….a California café owners charges customers $5 for wearing a mask…..a Florida concert promoter charge $18 for tickets if you’re vaccinated – $1,000 if you’re not…….the Navajo Nation decides to ignore the CDC and keep masks and social distancing ……California is offering $116 million in coronavirus vaccine prize money…..a woman in Ohio claimed the state’s first $1million vaccine jackpot…..college scholarships are being offered…..a hat shop in Tennessee was selling Nazi-like yellow stars as “not vaccinated” patches…..anti-vaxxer Colorado sheriff’s deputy dies from COVID complications….many “REICH-publican” states are introducing a bill to ban the federal government from using vaccine passports…..good…because those idiots who don’t want a vaccine….stay home….and BTW….Amsterdam just opened again…..and Greece….and Italy….and Spain…..and Portugal….and more are opening back up to travelers….who a vaccinated….so go see Mickey Mouse instead…..and don’t bring that shit over here.
HUNTER BIDEN BOASTED THAT HE “SMOKED CRACK” WITH LATE MAYOR MARION BARRY…..Now “THAT”…..is the first news coming out of D.C…..in decades….I would believe….to be true….Barry would git lit while he was running D.C.…..and so what if Hunter got high?
HE WHO HATH….not a uterus should just STFU…..Fallopians 13:13
CLIMATE CHANGE…..isn’t when the sun goes down
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE….is what happens when the ventriloquist dies…..but the dummy keeps talking
ONE OF THE BEST THINGS…..about getting older….is knowing someone is an asshole before they even speak
THE STAND YOUR GROUND LAW…..is dangerous to people who look like me
IF YOU THINK…..I don’t like you….you’re probably right
I NEED TO GET BACK IN SHAPE….but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put out any real effort in
LOVE….the shit out of yourself
SOMEDAYS….you need a lot of Jesus…..and a little bit of Jack
WE’RE ALL….a little screwed up….some of us just hide it better
I WISH….I met some people a little earlier….some a little later….and some never at all
I’VE BEEN DOING….a lot of whatever the fuck I want lately and I like it
MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE….has been Democrats reaching out to Republicans….and it has literally never worked
THERE COULD BE A GHOST….aggressively breakdancing beside you right now….and you’d have no idea
I’M A FIRM BELIEVER….that every traffic jam…..begins with one dumbass
QUESTION: So how does one tell the difference between a fully vaccinated person and a not vaccinated person
ANSWER: Ask them who won the election
THE ANTI-HATE BILL….for Asian Americans and pacific islanders was passed 96 to 1…..but the Emmit Till lynching bill and 200 other lynching bills can’t get passed……but America isn’t racist
YOU DID WHAT YOU DID….I felt how I felt…..now we are where we are…..and it is what it is
MY FINANCIAL STATUS:….I just rinsed off a paper plate
ALL WINES…..should be tasted…..some should only be sipped….but with friends….drink the damn bottle
THE TOES YOU STEP ON….today may be connected to the foot in your ass tomorrow