…..And boy did it when I was fixing breakfast this morning…..the food was frying….I was munching on a piece of toast….and dancing around the kitchen like an idiot…..word of warning though….when she sings that high note…. “I feel it….inside my soul”…..don’t sing it while chewing on a slice of toast….because it comes like…. “I feel….cough….cough…..choke….try to swallow….can’t swallow…..cough… choke….JESUS-HELP….almost throw-up….cough some more….damn near choke….breathe….spit….shit man,….WTF”….so either chew faster….or wait for the next time she hits it…..anyway,…..
ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN SPAIN FIND 400 TOMBS IN ANCIENT ISLAMIC NECROPOLIS…..This necropolis in northern Spain contained over 4,500….where archaeologists are excavating more than 400 tombs on a five-acre site…..by 711….Arab forces had invaded and began to conquer the Iberian peninsula…..and stayed for the next seven centuries….until 1492….and the area was reconquered by the Christians….this area of Muslim occupation was considered incidental and even non-existent….but this particular region had long been home to a large Islamic settlement because of architectural clues and human remains found in the town….DNA studies and carbon dating place the remains found between the 8th and 11th centuries….all the skeletons had been buried according to Islamic customs….and positioned to the right and facing south towards Mecca.
THANKS FOR THIS ONE MYRA…..Don’t nobody say “HUH”…..quicker than a mf….who heard exactly what you said…..now that’s partly true….the “HUH” can be used as a proverbial pause moment….to give them time to think up some bullshit….or they didn’t get it….my favorite response word is “WHAT”…..because that’s a tricky one….and it all depends on “the tone”……how you pose your question is just as important….as the tone you use to pose your question…some “WHAT’s” are accepted as…the person didn’t understand what you were saying….then there are some “WHAT’s”…..where the person did understand you….but is not quite sure where the conversation is going…the sorta raised eyebrow move……and there’s the….. “WTF DID YOU JUST SAY???”….trust me….they got the question.
ME BEING AN EX-MUSICIAN…..Only putting in the “ex” because I have no desire to go back on a stage again…..unless Matt needs me…..as if…..we have more fun jammin’ in the basement together…..anyway,….. music is everything to all societies…..it’s not like someone thought of it yesterday….every musician don’t have ga-jillion dollars houses….tours planned out for them and all they have to do is show up…..a perfect image to maintain….no….every artist ain’t living like that….BUT…..no matter what….the artist loves what they are doing….many studied to perfect their craft….it’s their livelihood…..their means of existence…..their life……and the COVID-19 virus put a stop to not only their means of employment…..but to a lot of other people who had no idea this shit was coming…..so when the world finally gets some type of grip on this thing….and you’re ready to hear some live music in a dive club your friend told you about….a year ago….remember this…..if you ask yourself why musicians charge so much for performances…..we don’t get paid vacation, we don’t get paid sick days, we don’t get bonuses for outstanding performances nor for Christmas….we don’t have insurance plans nor do we qualify for unemployment…..we sacrifice our family on special days so that we can bring happiness to others…..illness or personal affairs are not excuses for a bad performance….so the next time you ask, remember that musicians are musicians because of the love of music, but that love doesn’t pay debts.…..and club owners…..you want them to play at your joint….you want them to fill your place with their friends, fans and followers…..so you can make a shitload of money by selling piss beer….. “PAY THEM!”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A suspected thief was arrested after threatening the supermarket staff with a needle
Tennessee mayor won’t require a COVID mask until the Holy Spirit says so
Alleged porch pirate arrested after wearing the exact same shirt to court from the surveillance video
A teenager who sold his kidney for an iPhone is now bedridden for life
Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse and Sleeping Beauty were accidentally summoned by a British court
In Japan, a man requested an ambulance after a 15-hour meal in a family restaurant
Months later after being married, a wife accused her husband of “cheating” for hiding his baldness with a wig
A deer made off with a hunter’s rifle stuck in its antlers
Long lines outside a Colorado New In-N-out burger leads to a pants-less fight
A school told young girls not to show their knees because it distracts the male staff
Axe wielding wife who chopped up her husband while her children watched says she’s not guilty because she didn’t technically cause his death
A Tennessee firefighter resigns after having a cross-dressing sex act at a fire station
Florida’s first snow park had to cut their hours after underestimating the amount of snow it needed
Swiss doctors are asking patients over 60 to sign a DNR to free up ICU beds