…..Or am I the only one who hasn’t heard a word…..about the Israel, Iran, U.S. beef lately?…..the news is very quiet over here on that one…..the Iran attack on the U.S. base didn’t receive much air-time either……they’re making sure the world doesn’t know…..Israel is back to bombing the shit out of Gaza…..China just gave Iran HQ-9B surface-to-air missile system…..and was paid in oil…..and everyone is “sooooo” quiet about a lot of things going on in the region……..CNN is usually in a war zone….before the war starts…..and no one is talking about it……just like they’re not talking about the…..over 35 young Black women who have gone missing in D.C. area since 2022.….and the police are doing nothing about it…..and they’re quiet too.
DETAINEES AT ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ COMPLAIN OF “DEPLOABLE” CONDITIONS…..No kidding….and no, they don’t care…..those people “ARE” incarcerated in “Deplorable” conditions…..if the summer heat doesn’t kill them…..if a hurricane during hurricane season doesn’t kill them…..if the unpredictable weather doesn’t kill them…..then the unknown surrounding area will…..if conservatives threaten to boycott the new Superman movie…..because he’s an immigrant…..they….don’t…..care!
QUESTION FOR MY LAWYER FRIENDS…..And anyone who still uses their brain…..now “STUPID” has been ranting on about the birthright thing right?…..how non-Americans should be kicked out of MAGA America…..you know, illegal immigrants and criminals…..so this reporter asked the question of the political decade….he asked “STUPID” this….. “If you’re going to get rid of illegal immigrants and convicted criminals….are you going to deport yourself?”…..that (Samuel L. Jackson favorite word) lost it!!!….how can you ask such a question….your news agency ain’t this….you’re that…..get him out of here…..this law means his entire family…..would have to pick up and go…..don’t know about you but it sounds like a legit question to me…..and if such a law were to pass….if I was a Native-non-American lawyer…..I would bring the greatest lawsuit ever…..in front of a court….stating…. “If this law applies to all illegal immigrants…..then everyone who is not genetically connected to the ones who were here first…..before the illegal immigrants invaded and attempted to eradicate my people…..y’all need to pack your shit and git…..because this law also applies to you…..whether you committed a crime or not…..you are an illegal immigrant…..and I’m sure they would add a clause stating…. “Black people can stay…..since they didn’t ask to come here anyway..….and we’re connected”…..so, my lawyer friends and smart people…..what do you say to this…..because some of you might be packing……America is only the title of stolen land.
SAY DRAKE…..How you doin’ bro?…..just checking in…..because the one you attempted to dis….is killing it in Europe…..even in Toronto…..your home turf…..the crowd wanted him to sing…. “Not Like Us”….. “TWICE”…..and in Europe, he has stadiums losing their minds and jumping to the beat…..McDonald’s is hiring in case you have some free time on your hands…..because honestly,…..no one is buying your records anymore……maybe in 50 years they’ll fall under the category of “rare relics” at a flea market stand…..I hope you saved some of that money you were raking in…..seems like you’re going to need it…..just sayin’.
FRENCH UNIVERSITY COURTS AMERICAN RESEARCHERS SEEKING “SCIENTIFIC ASYLUM” AMID TRUMP’S ACADEMIC CUTS…..Some of you need to jump on that boat….a Uni in France says nearly 300 American researchers…..have applied for a space in its “Safe Place for Science” program….this program was created to lure U.S. researchers….dealing with the aggressive academic spending cuts…..and other actions against colleges by “STUPID’s” administration…..hey, take the offer….don’t worry about all the stuff you’ve accumulated….like my brother says….. “If you can’t carry it, you don’t need it”…..and it’s mostly junk anyway…..you can always buy new junk.
BOMB STRAPPED TO A DONKEY EXPLODES, KILLING A SOLDIER AND WOUNDING TWO OTHERS…..Don’t know about y’all…..but I feel sorrier for the donkey.
NORTH KOREAN DEFECTOR TO SUE KIM JONG UN FOR ABUSE…..Good luck with that case buddy…..I hope you’re doing it via a zoom call.
FIRED DOCTOR GROVELS AFTER HER FOUL POST SUGGESTING FLOOD VICTIMS WERE TRUMP SUPPORTERS WHO GOT “WHAT THEY VOTED FOR”….That’s cold….it doesn’t matter what the hell your affiliations are….those people did not have to die….it could’ve been prevented….maybe….but they never had a chance because someone…..pulled the plug on the early warning system……and they refused the 10 million dollars President Biden allocated to them so that they would have an early warning system…..but Biden was a communists and socialists and other bullshit…..the counties surrounding the one that got its butt washed away….did accept the money the government gave them…..but these butt-heads didn’t…..MAGA people…..keep drinking the Kool-Aid.
SCIENTISTS FOUND A PLACE WHERE THE EARTH’S LAYERS ARE UPSIDE DOWN…..Finally, now I know why stuff is so crazy…..those physicist and engineers at CERN in Switzerland did it…..those subatomic particles collided…….and you found out how particles interact….and a new insight into the fundamental laws of nature….and tapped into and opened a portal….because that large Hadron Collider…..blasted the hell out of those subatomic things….and by opening that portal….you turned the world upside down…..maybe?…..can anyone else explain the madness going on…..everywhere?……it was either that subatomic thing…..or we are what I believe to be true…..we are an alien students science project….and my mom said this student is getting a big fat red “F”…..with a red circle around it…..so, what’s your theory…..I’ll wait………….