….the mighty jungle…..the lion sleeps tonight….all together now…. “A-wing-a-wack-a-wing-a wack”…..well, at least I thought that’s what he was saying…..anyway,…..
NEPTUNE IS ONLY SLIGHTLY DARKER THAN URANUS, SAY OXFORD SCIENTISTS….Trust me….once I put on a pair of pants….I seriously doubt that.
BELARUS PRESIDENT LUKASHENKO SIGNS LAW GRANTING HIM LIFELONG IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION…..Hope you’re not surprised…..that’s what dictators do….Joseph Stalin….Adolf Hitler…..Augusto Pinochet…..Mao Zedong…..Benito Mussolini….Putin……just wait until America elects Trump to ruin the country again…..because that’s the first thing he’s going to do…..and speaking of him….
FALSE PROPHET DONALD TRUMP POST INSANE NEW VIDEO: “GOD MADE TRUMP”….Well, so much for God being….infallible.
VEGAS FELON WHO HURLED HIMSELF AT A FEMALE JUDGE SAYS HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HER BECAUSE HE WAS HAVING A “BAD DAY”…..And boy did your day get a lot worse….have you seen this video?…..this guy did a Superman leap over the bench…..and knocked the judge out of her seat…..and slammed her head on to the back wall…..his attorney had asked the judge to grant parole for his three-time felon client….but she sentenced him due to his violent past….and repeated arrests…. “I think it’s time he got a taste of something else….because I just can’t with that history”…..after hearing that….dude went comic book and a bunch of guards had to pull him off of her….and on the right side of the video…..you can see them giving this brother a beat-down…..later he said…. “The judge has it out for me….the judge is evil.”…..and after his DC comic stunt….he’s now facing 13 new charges.
BRITNEY SPEARS DECLARES SHE IS PERMANENTLY STEPPING AWAY FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY…..Finally,….some good news for 2024.
CHEF RETURNS $1,200 BILL OF RICH DINER WHO DISRESPECTED HIS WAITRESS, BANS THEM FROM RESTAURANT…..Good for him….but….I would’ve kept the $1,200….gave it to the waitress who was disrespected….and then told them to get the hell on….and don’t come back.
RUSSIA APPROVES TWO CANDIDATES FOR BALLOT AGAINST PUTIN IN MARCH ELECTION….Great….but they better stay away from windows…..dark alleys…..and the army draft board.
WOMAN SUES DENTIST WHO ALLEGEDLY PERFORMED 8 CROWNS, 4 ROOT CANALS, 20 FILLINGS IN ONE VISIT – LEAVING HER DISFIGURED….Shit….. “YOU THINK!?!….one root canal alone is horrible to deal with….but that!!!!….he is one sick sadistic psycho…..after my face and everything else healed and I was fine….I would be spending life in prison…..with a million dollar smile.
GOOD MORNING AMERIKKKA…..
A Buck County woman will spend the rest of her life in prison for killing her two sons, nine and thirteen…. “Momfluencer” pleads guilty to child abuse as new details emerge about the dreadful treatment towards her kids……Evergreen Park police stop more Black drivers than almost anywhere else in Illinois…..Alabama football player Elijah Pritchett was arrested for knowingly spreading STD…..a 27-year-old woman who called 911 for help was fatally shot by an LA deputy….one man was killed and another was critically injured after a shooting at a gas station parking lot in a Chicago suburb…..all-White school in Missouri voted to remove Black history courses…..a missing pregnant teen and her boyfriend were found dead in their car in San Antonio…..a Florida teenager killed her sister during a fight over Christmas gifts….the police arrested a teenager carrying his sister’s decapitated head down the street, and found her naked body nearby….a 10-year-old boy was shot dead by his friend over a lost bike race….a man was killed after being pushed onto the tracks in front of an oncoming train during a fight in Philadelphia…..a sixth-grader was killed and five people were wounded in a high school shooting in Iowa ….a Pennsylvania dad shot his wife during an argument and then kills himself….leaving their 5 kids orphaned less than a week before Christmas and one of them found their bodies…..