LET AMERICA BE AMERICA AGAIN

Let America be America again

Let it be the dream it used to be

Let it be the pioneer on the plain

Seeking a home where he himself is free

(America never was America to me)

Let America be the dream of dreamers dreamed

Let it be that great strong land of love

Where never Kings connive nor tyrant’s scheme

That any woman be crushed by one above

-Langston Hughes-

GOOGLE WAYMO SELF-DRIVING CAR CRASHES AFTER DRIVER FALLS ASLEEP….Isn’t that the purpose of a self-driving car…..so I can relax and the car does the driving?…..funny, a lot of self-driving cars have been self-crashing lately.

NEW ZEALAND IMPOSES FINES ON TOURISTS WHO REFUSE ACCESS TO THEIR ELECTRONIC DEVICES……Guess where I won’t be travelling to in the near future.…..and if you refuse to do it..…you’ll be hit with a $3,200 fine.

WHITE WOMEN SPEAKS: BLACK WOMEN NOT AGING AT THE SAME RATE AS ME IS REVERSE RACISM…….I really wish you could’ve seen my wife’s face when she read that……NEXT!

CHINA’S LUNAR ROVER FINDS NO EVIDENCE OF AMERICAN MOON LANDING….Am I the only one who doesn’t find this surprising?……someone should tell China to check the desert outside of Nevada.

GIRLFRIEND’S CONTROLLING LIST OF 22 RULES FOR HER BOYFRIEND GOES VIRAL…..This dude needs to pack his shit and go right now…..because this poor child’s rubber band done snapped….she crazy…..check out her rules….

You are NOT to have a single girl’s phone number

You are NOT to follow them on any social media

You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (whoever the hell that is)

You are NOT to go to Honda without me

You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week

You are NOT to look at a single girl

If a girl comes up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away

Mo is NOT hanging out (with) us every time we hang out

You are NOT to ask for head

You are NOT allowed to get mad at me about a single thing ever again

You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven or Josh ever again

You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you

I am allowed to do a phone check whenever I please

If we move in together there are NEVER to be girls at our house

If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over

If I catch you around girls I will kill you

You are NOT to ditch me for your friends

Austin does NOT CONTROL EVERYTHING WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!

We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least

If I say jump you say “How high Princess”

You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around

You are NEVER to take longer than 10 minutes to text me back

Ok, this has got to be a joke…..because I don’t know one man in my phonebook who would put up with this crap…..a few people commented on this…..one person wrote “RUN!”…..this isn’t the first time a “strict list” has popped up on the net…..one future bride wrote,….. “Kindly refrain from upstaging the bride on her big day – oh, and no admission without a gift of $75 or more”