…..Even if it isn’t true…..Trump asked Germany for help….Germany asked him…. “What is 5 plus 4?”….he said 9….the Germany said…. “There’s your answer.”….if you understand German…..you’ll get the joke.

TRUMP’S PEARL HARBOR REMARK JOLTS ALLY…..Yeah, it would’ve jolted the hell out of me also….he’s meeting with Japan’s Prime Minister….Sanae Takaichi…..and this fool justified not informing our allies of the strikes against Iran….by citing the need for surprise….and compared it to Japan’s 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor….this (Kamala Harris debate pause) blurted out….. “Who knows better about surprise than Japan?….Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”….and smiled….Prime Minister Takaichi looked at him like….. “Nig…. WHAT???”…..the meeting was about figuring out new trade and regional security issues…..and he went there…..that remark had to strike a nerve….over 2,403 American lives were lost during the attack….and he smacked her in the face with that memory….he has an IQ equal to a boiling pot of grits….PM Takaichi……screw the U.S…..sit down and talk to China because his MAGA supporters are tired of the REICH-publicans….just ask Arizona Governor “Saaarh” Huckabee Sanders….who did such a wonderful job posing as the worse ever press secretary…..the first time those maggots elected “STUPID”…..she was asked to leave a restaurant…..when the owner said her presence made their employees feel threatened…..so let the doorknob hit you where the sun don’t shine…..no wait, she wasn’t the worse one…..Sean Spicer was…..and my girl Melissa McCarthy took his character on Saturday Night Live to a whole new level of comedy…..now that’s a character SNL should bring back.

WHY ARE HUMANS THE ONLY SPECIES WITH A CHIN?…..Ah, maybe because someone in the creative arts design department realized….trying it out on a turkey was a bad idea?

IRAN SAYS: “THE U.S. WILL NO LONGER BE SAFE”……From a Black perspective….I don’t think that you could do anything to America that America has already did to other Americans….why would I be scared of sleeper cells from Iran?…..if White people infiltrated Black organizations and got their leaders killed….I don’t have to worry about your sleeper cells…..because White America has better sleeper cells….I don’t think I have to worry about your missiles and bombing attacks…..because White Americans drop bombs on other Americans….Black Americans….ask Philadelphia…..I don’t have to worry about your bombs….I don’t have to worry about your terrorism because I’ve watched White Americans lynch Black people….I’ve watched police kill innocent Black people…..I’ve watched a White boy go into a church and kill eight Black people…..while also claiming to be a Christian….I don’t think I’m worried about terrorism….and yet they say you have weapons of mass destruction….listen, America is responsible for killing millions and millions of so called Black and Latinos…..and Indigenous people…..I don’t think your nuke is something we should be scared of….I don’t think your nuke could hurt Black and Latinos more than America has already…..and the propaganda going around is saying they are gonna hurt us with the oil, the economic destruction….really?….are you kidding me?….you cannot hurt us more than White people hurt us with the things that have made White Americans rich and kept Black people poor…..there’s nothing Iran can do….there’s nothing more scarier than what White Americans have already done to Black Americans….Latino Americans, Native Americans……one thing Americans do not understand is this…. “IF” Iran was able to attack American soil…..Iran already said…..they’re not coming after Black people….because we’re not the problem.….so, we’re going to just sit back and watch them go after the ones who follow….the person who thought it was a good idea to attack them….and his followers…the real problems….honestly, “STUPID” is living in a fantasy….where reality doesn’t matter….. “Their Navy is gone….their air force is gone….we’re flying wherever we want….nobody is even shooting at us”….yo, imbecile…..US military bases are hit daily….drones are flying unchallenged….a F-35 fighter jet was shot down….and the Strait of Hormuz….is still closed.

DEAR ISRAELI CITIZENS…..I love to hear when you complain about Iranian missiles and bombs hitting civilian areas, schools and hospitals….telling the world “I’m afraid, I’m scared….I want it to stop”…..really though?….bombs being indiscriminately dropped on innocent people bothers you?…..well, do me a favor and think…..think back…..think way TF back…..thank you.

THE MOMENT, YOU REALIZED IT WAS A BAD IDEA….. “STUPID” messed up so bad he paused sanctions on the country he started a war with….and issued new 30-day licenses permitting the sale of Iranian crude oil and petroleum products….in order to get more oil flowing and try to slow down the skyrocketing price of crude…..yep, ruining the country like a business….the Trump administration has announced it will be granting sanctions relief to Iranian oil already pumped and being transported at sea this  relief is projected to be worth a stunning $14 billion……Trump is paying Iran to fight the war he started against him…..this is a huge strategic defeat for Trump and a personal humiliation…..since he spent the past 10 years incessantly lying about how President Obama……gave $1.4 billion to Iran when in reality it was Iranian money that the US had stolen and had been court-ordered to return……now Trump himself is giving them ten times that amount…..which will likely be spent on more missiles to fire at US planes, ships, and bases……and will only temporarily lessen the pressure of high oil prices…..as the war has now devolved into both sides attacking each other’s oil infrastructure after the Israelis began bombing Iran’s oil fields…….this fool is munching on the crayons that come with a Happy Meal……Iran should say thanks….and sell it to every country….except America….and if America wants some oil….the counties Iran are selling to….should triple the price of a barrel and sell it to America…..weird how the government can automatically register 18-year-old for the draft…..but if the SAVE Act passes.….those same people will need a birth certificate AND a passport just to register to vote….an estimated “21 million” eligible Americans voters….don’t have a government issued photo ID….your body will be easier to find in this not war….finding your actual vote will become another story….. “STUPID is slowly learning….that Iran puts up a bigger fight….than a 13-year-old.

THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW…..And a bunch of us grew up watching the show….taking place in a White southern town where everyone one knew each other….Otis was the only married man living there and he loved his wife so much….he’d rather spend his nights nights….sleeping in the towns jail….anyway, since this show took place in the deep south during the 50’s-60’s…..did y’all who watched the show…..ever bother to ask yourself….why there are no Black folks living in that deep southern town?