January 9, 2022

I AM NOT ADORABLE, SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME THAT

….Ok,…..then you look like a Squid….who doesn’t know how to put on make-up…..and having a bad hair day……better?

RAY RICE AND THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE…..Yo, Ray-Ray…..(excuse me Mom)…..you are a piece of shit…..and the NFL,…..you can bite me!…..how dare you let a…..person (I refuse to call him a man)…who beat the living hell out of his wife…..drag her out of the elevator, prop her sitting up….while you and another jackass just stand there and not help her……get off with a 2 game-suspension slap on the wrist?….and Josh Gordon received a 16-game ban for smoking a blunt?….those of you who haven’t seen the article I posted about this on my FB page…..please watch the video…..women are not receiving the respect they deserve….whether It’s sports or real life…..Keith Olbermann….thank you for bringing this problem to the world’s attention….you have my utmost respect…..I think the only way I can attempt to understand the NFL’s actions is to agree with another person’s explanation…. “Apparently you get suspended longer in the NFL for beating a dog than beating a woman.”

RESTAURANT HIRES TEENAGE GIRLS TO WALK CRABS….Man, China can come up with some crazy stuff…..people are slamming a restaurant for hiring teens….to walk down the street……wearing skimpy clothing….with a crab on a leash (no less)…..to drum up business….this is my favorite part…..the “Animal Rights” activists are calling it a cruel stunt…..those of you who took my Moms biology class….did she ever say a “crab” was an animal?….you wanna know what’s cruel…..when you throw his butt in a big pot of boiling water!

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
Turkey: “Women shall not laugh in public”
Herd of cows kill German hiker in Austria
Appeals Court: Man can’t sue judge who had an affair with his wife during child support case
Dog owner on welfare to sue council because her spaniel slipped a disc while walking on the grass
Nurse struck by lightning inside her house was saved by her flip flops                                           Girl 4, and her toddler brother found wandering alone near a busy road – parents can’t see what the fuss is about
Drunken Ryanair passenger almost opens door while trying to find the bathroom
Robber wore shirt with his name on it, drove his own car to rob a                                                  Priest says the Devil won’t stop texting him

DRUNK MAN POSED AS TSA AGENT, GROPED WOMEN DURING PAT DOWNS AT SAN FRANCISCO AIRPORT…..I didn’t know men could pat down women back home…..because over here it’s ….women/women….men/men…..and if you happen to fly out of Hamburg Airport…..fellas,…..watch out for a short guy….wearing glasses and a bad rug on top of his head…..because at 6 in the morning….he was enjoying himself a tad too much….when he was patting me down.

LOWE’S WORKERS STAY LATE TO FIX VET’S WHEELCHAIR AFTER APPEALS TO THE VETERANS ADMINISTRATION GO UNANSWERED
…..You guys made your parents proud….a Vietnam double amputee veteran’s chair broke down while he was in the store….he told the guys he’s been waiting two-years to hear from the VA….they told him to “Chill – we got this”….and they worked way past 10pm…..until everything was in perfect working order……someone needs to knock on the VA’s door and find out what’s up with our veteran’s.

GREEK COURT ACQUITS FARMERS WHO SHOT 28 BANGLADESHI STRAWBERRY PICKERS…..This is outrageous….or as the news headlines said….. “Scandalous”…..the workers asked for six months of back pay..…so they shot them..…and one of the farmers is accused of human trafficking…..two received 14 year stints….but are out on appeal…..and the farmers admitted they shot them.

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