April 15, 2022

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: LIZARDS TAUGHT TO OPEN DOORS

…..If I come to your home…..and a lizard opens the door…..that is the last time I will come to your home.

ART ENTHUSISTS PAYS MILLIONS FOR INVISIBLE PIECES…..Well,….like David Hannum said…… “There’s a sucker born every minute”….and for those of you who thought P.T. Barnum owned that quote…..nope!….David said it in reference to his criticism towards P.T. Barnum….and American showman during the mid-1800’s….which means…. “Many people are gullible, and we can expect this to continue.”

WILDLIFE POPULATIONS HAVE DROPPED BY MORE THAN HALF….Hey,….we Baby Boomers are getting older…..and we can’t hangout like we used to.

MAN ACCUSED OF TRADING STOLEN $160,000 DIAMOND FOR $20 OF WEED……Yeah,….I didn’t know what to say or think either.

SCHOOL CLAIMS TEEN’S WRITING ABOUT MARIJUANA USE IS “DRUG POSSESSION”…..In what world?…..a teacher found a folder containing stories she wrote…..which referred to smoking pot…..the school suspended her…..her dad was pissed…..and I would’ve been pissed too…..if people are going to be accused of an idea which is jotted down on paper…..then Stephen King should’ve been locked up for murder years ago…..really?

DEAD MAN JAILED…..A Belgian judge sentenced…..a dead guy….to eight months in prison….and a $430 fine….I’m placing bets that he’s gonna be a no show.

CALIFORNIA BANS PAPARAZZI DRONES….You know what?….drones are scary…..just ask someone living in Pakistan….one kid said in an interview….. “I no longer love blue skies….in fact I now prefer grey skies…..the drones do not fly when there are grey skies…..and for a short period of time…..the mental fear and torture eases”…..Rosa Brooks…former special coordinator for the Defense Dept. said,…. “Right now we have the Executive Branch making a claim that it has the right to kill anyone, anywhere on earth at any time for secret reasons based on secret evidence in a secret process taken on by unidentified officials and that frightens me.”…..no shit!

SECRET SERVICE CHECKING INTO REPORT ARMED MAN WAS ALLOWED ON ELEVATOR WITH OBAMA….Man y’all slippin’…..fence jumpers…..hanging out in Amsterdam…..the way race relations are back home…..you better make sure…..nothing happens to him…..otherwise…..!

INMATE CONVICTED OF POLICE KILLING TO SPEAK AT VERMONT GRADUATION…..At the October 5th ceremony at Goddard College…..they will play a recorded speech from Abu-Jamal…..a former Black Nationalist convicted of first-degree murder of a Philadelphia police officer…..his trial has been criticized by Amnesty International and many other organizations….Goddard has flexible academic programs and holds dozens of graduations each year.….the President of the school….Bob Kenny said;.…  “Choosing Mumia as their commencement speaker shows the newest graduates express their freedom to engage and think radically and critically in a world that often sets up barriers to do just that.”

NFL: HUSAIN ABDULLAH SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PENALIZED FOR PRAYING…..Finally…..the second thing the NFL has gotten right…..the first was switching to Bose headsets…..anyway,…..when someone makes a sack…..they pray…..TD…..kneel and point to the sky…..Tebow did it and no one made a stink about it.….so now you’re telling me you can’t thank your Maker?…..or is it because he did a James Brown slide into his prayer?…..or because he’s Muslim?…..explain it to me like I’m a four-year old because I don’t get it.

WEARABLE FUTONS: CLOTHING OF THE FUTURE…..How cool is this…..King Jim.….a company in Japan which specializes in office equipment and supplies…..started selling suits that double as futon mattresses…..it’s a jumpsuit made of nylon, polyethylene and polyester……that can double between as an overcoat and a bed for those times when you’re not sure where you’re going to sleep.….and it cost $40 bucks…..you’re good to go if you have to pull an all-nighter.

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