….Girlfriend,….I have no idea…so please Pardon My Stupidity….but I do know one thing…those TV ads you see…of women running through fields of flowers….galloping on a horse on the beach….hosting tea parties and shopping with their friends….and they’re all smiling because they have their period?….that’s some Madison Avenue bullshit…I’ve been on this rock for 58-years…and I have yet to see a woman who is “THAT” happy when she has her period!
MONKEY DROP KICKS A GUY WHO GAVE HIM THE FINGER…Man this is a classic…Shimla monkeys are known to cause problems…and they’re not pleasant animals…they roam in gangs looking for a chance to rob tourists of their food or anything that catches their eyes…normally the go for food…but a few wallets and cameras have been snatched by them…so a boy was walking by…looked into the eyes of a monkey…who was minding his own business…and the kid decided to give the monkey the middle finger…the monkey hopped off his spot…and dropped kicked him in the head…the video is funny!
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT CARRIED HIS DISABLED BEST FRIEND TO EVERY CLASS FOR THREE YEARS…..Xie Xu met Zhang Chi when they began attending school together…Zhang suffers from muscular dystrophy….a condition which weakens skeletal muscles…they live in a dorm close to their school….and each day Xie carries him from their rooms…to the school…and back again….and helps him with daily tasks…getting his meals and washing his clothes…Xie….you are truly a wonderful person….and the world could use more of you!
AN ENTIRE COUNTRY IS GOING GREEN AND SAYING GOODBYE TO FOREIGN OIL….And major props to Nicaragua….they’re going with renewable energy…they produce no oil of its own…and will take advantage of its own natural resources….the sun….wind…their 19 volcanoes….they predict 80% of the country will be powered by renewable in the near future….and will start to export electricity to its Latin neighbors
THE GREATEST BASKETBALL TEAM THAT YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF…The NY Rens…started out as the Spartan Braves…and then became the Spartan Five…in 1923 they emerged as the Renaissance…named after the Renaissance Ballroom on 138th street and Second Avenue in Harlem…they were one of the most watched travelling teams of the barnstorming era….people would fill auditoriums to root against them…often insulting them and sometimes spitting on them…they had to eat meals on the bus because many places refused to serve them…founded by Robert J. Douglas…who was considered the father of black basketball…made them the first full-salaried black professional basketball team…and their game were sure money makers….the all-white original Celtics refused to join the American Basketball League in 1925…because the league did not invite the black club to join.
SEVEN VOLCANOES IN SIX DIFFERENT COUNTRIES ALL START EURPTING WITHIN HOURS OF EACH OTHER…A new island has appeared in the Pacific…a subterranean eruption just off Nishino-Shima Island Japan….erupted for the first time in 40 years…7,000 miles away in Mexico….Colima volcano….Guatemala…the Fire Mountain…Vanuatu…Yasur volcano…Sicily….Mount Etna woke-up….Indonesia …Mount Sinabung….Mount Merapi on the island of Java exploded sending up a four mile ash cloud…so many volcanoes throwing so much gas, ash and particulates into the air can have an effect on the climate….scientists aren’t saying that this could be the beginning of a new ice age…but the planet certainly seems to be getting a bit more active as of late….earthquakes….volcanoes…just sayin’!
BANK WORKER USES INVISIBLE INK TO RECORD THEFT FROM CUSTOMER’S ACCOUNT….Man…can it get any weirder….Vaijawanthi Aneet…who “WAS” a senior Barclays Bank manager….used invisible ink to keep a secret diary…while taking more than 14,000 Pounds from a customer’s account…she set up a new account for William Giles….and then move the funds to a dormant account before withdrawing the money from a cash machine…she says she was forced to do it by a man who had assaulted her…and demanded money from her…her lawyer said she had already paid back every penny by surrendering her pension…and the woman only received a three month jail sentence….suspended for a year…and has to pay the court cost…really?…the judge gave her a break….saying “this has obviously been an extremely traumatic event for you”….what?….the woman ripped a guy off…throw her ass under the joint!
BRITNEY SPREARS FALLS ON LAS VEGAS STAGE….Oops,….I did it again!