November 23, 2021

HEY COVID….

BAVARIA (Germany)…..cancels Christmas markets….a woman wakes from a COVID-19 coma hours before her family was going to take her off of life support….COVID-19 likely started with a vendor at the Wuhan animal market….Governor DeSantis signs four bills limiting vaccine mandates in Florida…..FDA may authorize Pfizer booster shot for all adults in the U.S. soon…..Austria announces Europe’s first nationwide vaccine mandate and reimposes a lockdown as COVID cases soar…..and this one…..

PHISH CONCERT SPREADS COVID ACROSS THE ENTIRE COUNTRY…..This band out of Vermont…..were playing a bunch of gigs in Las Vegas….later, one person who attended the concert….posted on….all places….Facebook that he had tested positive for COVID-19….and then around 500 more people posted….saying that they or someone they knew also tested positive after seeing the show….look, you cannot blame this on the band…..because no one forced you to go to the show…..you know the virus is out there…..and people are being infected by it…..and dying….so if you want to blame someone for catching the virus…..look in the damn mirror…..yeah, complain about the indoor event was tightly packed….and there was poor air ventilation…..but no one forced you to go.

NEW FBI PROBE OF JIMMY HOFFA’S DEATH LEADS TO N.J. LANDFILL…..Where in the hell has the F.B.I. been?….man, everybody in Jersey knows he’s out there somewhere buried near or under the Meadowlands football stadium….he’s probably under one of the end zones…..start digging there first and work your way towards the fifty-yard line….and trust me, you’re not gonna find him….remember The Godfather film?…. “Leave the gun – take the cannoli’s.”

KAMALA HARRIS: FIRST WOMAN TO GET PRESIDENTIAL POWERS…..It might have been for only 85 minutes…..but she’s the first African-American woman president….she changed American history twice….in less than a year…..how cool is that?

KYLE RITTENHOUSE….We all saw what he did….we all know what he did….we all know his excuses were lies….so will someone please explain to me….how this is possible??....

First-degree reckless homicide, use of a dangerous weapon – NOT GUILTY

First-degree recklessly endangering safety, use of a dangerous weapon – NOT GUILTY

First-degree intentional homicide, use of a dangerous weapon – NOT GUILTY

Attempted first-degree intentional homicide, use of a dangerous weapon – NOT GUILTY

this boy killed two people….wounded another…..and said he “feared for his life”…..WHAT???…..MF you were packing an AR-15….what is there to fear….if the other person is unarmed?…..or am I to believe you feared a skateboard?……dude wanted to slam you upside your head with his board….because you had just shot a person…..and what did you do?….you shot him…..what about the ones who are dealing with the loss of a loved one?…..doesn’t that even matter?…..well folks…..welcome to….. “Zimmerman – part 2…..The Continuing Saga called….Just-Us.”….that verdict sent out an ugly message….and the REICH-publicans are loving the verdict….to quote my sister Darnice….. “He is free to live, while we remain free to die…..just like they want it.”…hey America…..start protecting innocent black boys…like you protect guilty white boys.

SHE ASSUMED THE IDENTITY OF A MAN, MARRIED A WOMAN AND WAS BEHEADED FOR IT……This happened in November 1721….like 300 years ago….Catharina Margaretha Linck….now days would be considered transgender….but back in the 18th century…..they weren’t having it…..and she was condemned for performing an…. “act of sodomy”…..and yeah, they blamed the Devil as being part of her weirdness….the only thing they know about her is that….she was born in 1687 in the city of Halle…..the illegitimate child of a widow….who was knocked-up by a soldier…..and she grew up in an orphanage…..she left when she was young and started her life…..and assumed the identity of a young man….changed her name….dropped religion and joined a nomadic group of people…..who were described in court as a cult whose members were fortune tellers….she left the group after persuading two men that they could walk on water….nope, didn’t end well for them….so she did a bunch of odd jobs and would up having a military career in 1705…..actually she served in three different armies…..Prussia in Poland…..as a musketeer and under numerous different names…..Anastasius Lagrantinus Rosenstengel, Cornelius Hubsch and Peter Wannich….and around this time….she started hitting on women….while using a device made of “stuffed leather”….which was attached to smalls sacks made of pigskin….that were meant to simulate testicles….kinda like one of those strap-on things….soon she became bored with the army life…..went AWOL….was caught and sentenced to death….that’s when they let them know she was a woman….a few weeks in prison and then she was released…..in 1717 she married a woman…..and yeah the relationship had its ups and downs….until till the bride thought somethings wrong here….so one night Linck was asleep in the bed….ol’ wifey did some anatomical under the cover checking….and realized something was afoot….she didn’t rat her out to the authorities…..but her mother wasn’t having it…..and told the cops that my daughter’s husband…..ain’t all that….so mom-in-law….started whoopin’ up on Linck…..ripped her pants off….stole her strap on thingy….and showed it to the courts as evidence to prove….she’s fakin’ the funk…..mom didn’t know by doing that….she also put her daughter’s life in danger….now Linck’s argument in court was….to argue to the effect that the Bible does not expressly forbid sexual relations between women….and since the device she was using was artificial….what she had done did not fit the definition of an “act of sodomy”….the doctor who examined her said;…. “Yep, she’s a woman and not a hermaphrodite”…..the judge had to think about her argument for a minute…..and finally said “screw this”…..Linck lost her head and was cremated….because King William Fredrick I thought it would be a fitting punishment….and she was the last lesbian to be executed in Europe for performing lesbian sexual acts….don’t feel bad….because they were chopping of heads and burning men….for having sexual relations….with men.

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