….Prince wrote the hit song “1999”….after watching a documentary about what famous figure?….don’t cheat and Google the answer otherwise……dinner is off the table……and I’m doing all the cooking.
ENRAGED ELEPHANT ATTACKS A CAR THAT WAS PARKED IN ITS TERRITORY….I always tell Nicole over and over again…..when she’s driving around looking for a parking spot near our building…. “Do not even think about park in those elephant crossing zones…..that’ll only piss them the hell off.”
THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE AFRAID OF CHANGE…..Just hear me out….if you’re paying attention….you should know by now…..America isn’t getting any better….and by now my telling you to “sell it all” might be starting to get on your last nerve…..but….there’s a myth going around saying,……that by 50….you should have it all figured out….that reinvention is for the young….that it’s too late to start over….but the truth is…..this chapter….the one after raising kids….building careers….and checking all the boxes…..can be the most freeing of all….success used to look like a paid-off mortgage….a big career….and a packed calendar…..now it could look like….a morning walk to a market in Bali….or working from a quiet French cafe in a town square….it looks like having a time to think….to connect….to breathe…..to relax….to enjoy life differently.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT…..The U.S. Congress wants to prosecute 14-year-olds as adults….but they don’t want to prosecute adults….who sexually abuse 14-year-olds?…..and so far, House REICH-publicans have…..blocked tougher money laundering laws….blocked tougher foreign bribery laws…..blocked tougher cybersecurity laws…..blocked releasing the Epstein files…..and these are the people who promised to protect us?
THE UNITED KINGDOM TRIP….Boy that was a real humdinger that could be compared to a major cluster f…..and the Royal family wanted to shower their visitors with…..English pomp and circumstance…..and America sent…. “plump” and wearing a “circus tent”….walking alongside someone looking like…..the latest floor lamp from an Ikea catalog….dressed in colors reserved for a funeral…..she does have the “Pizza Hut” hat look-a-like logo down though….as far as understanding royal protocol…..having the King of England walking behind you…..isn’t part of it…..and everyone kept saying…. “What in the hell is that smell?”……and I must say, I still love British humor….showing the Jeff and “STUPID” photo on the walls of Windsor Castle was a nice touch…..the major protest in London was even better…..it has to be hard to visit places….and have their citizens express exactly how they feel about you…..and it ain’t in a positive way…..that was my favorite expression of “I hate you”…then came another “I hate you” moment…..and that happened when “STUPID” and the walking Ikea lamp…..were about to attend the United Nation’s General Assembly…..because “STUPID” thought he had something to say…..to people who don’t really give a shit about what he has to say …..they we’re walking towards the escalator….and as soon as Ikea lamp and “STUPID” stepped on it…..the escalator said….. “NO, WALK!”…..even people standing on the sides watching this laughed….and the look on his face said it all…..old school AI diss….…it probably stopped working because it couldn’t support his weight…..Fox News host Jesse Watters……said the US should bomb the UN over the broken escalator thing…..he even mentioned that incident during his rant in front of world leaders…..only to find out later….one of his dumbass aides turned it off by accident…..trying to get the “Money-shot” of him ascending up the grand escalator…..I don’t know this person but I’d send a thank you Christmas card to ‘em…..and now the WHITE house wants an investigation as to why or whom stopped the escalator…..due to the embarrassment it caused “STUPID”…..and wants them arrested…..start with your guy who was holding the video camera and tripped the “Stop” button…..for all we know, they have him tied to the rack in the WHITE house bunker…..waiting to be tortured for the embarrassing moment the “Boy King” had to endure…..I was hoping the rumor of UN workers doing it was true……but nope…..he had nothing else to tell the general assembly…..not world politics, climate change, wars…..nope, a broke escalator was more important…..he even had the nerve to complain about the broke teleprompter…..yeah, he didn’t know you’re supposed to bring your own tech group to hook it up for you….it’s not the UN’s job…..anyhoo,…..he walked in, spoke and told the world representatives present…..there’s a massive energy boom in America….electricity and gas cost are going way down…..and boasted and bragged about more made-up lies and BS…..and said to every leader in attendance….. “You’re country is going to hell”…..he insulted every country in the world…..the “ENTIRE WORLD”…..if the Nobel’s have a prize for complete and unquestionable stupidity….there ya go, we have a winner.….his speech was a deranged soup of bravado and insults…..he lied about stopping wars he had nothing to do with…..and even boasted about his illegal murderous strikes on boats in the Caribbean……Colombian President Gustavo Petro called for criminal proceedings against “STUPID”….he even compared him to Hitler while speaking before the United Nations General Assembly…..and how can we forget what he told the American public…..and the entire world…. “Don’t take Tylenol…..it causes autism”…..that’s about as funny as France’s president….being stopped on a NYC street…..and couldn’t go to the French Embassy….because “STUPID’s” motorcade blocked off the streets….he even called the idiot and told him…. “Guess what?….I’m waiting on the street because everything is closed for you”…..how disrespectful is that?…..a world leader has to “Walk”….the streets….because their motorcade isn’t allowed to drive him to his embassy….you selfish SOB……and how can we forget the best action taken during the United Nations meeting….when many delegates stood up and started walking out of the hall…..when Israeli Prime Minister…..ol’ Bennie began to speak…..I loved the audience applauding those walking out and giving him the respect he deserves….one things for sure, he gave Jimmy Kimmel a lot of new material to joke about…..the England trip alone is an entire comedy sketch…..because this man is paranoid and delusional…..and is a threat to the democracy in America…..I don’t know by whom….but this was shared on the net….. “Someday school children will learn about Trump…..as an example of what America…..will never go back to……he will be a stain on our nation…..and his name will be remembered in the same league…..as names like Judas”….and….
JIMMY KIMMEL…..Returned with poise and understanding….. “This show is not important….what is important is that we get to live in a country….that allows us to have a show like this”……and forgiveness and kind words for everyone…..and then he roasted, toasted and dissed….and tore into anyone close to “STUPID.” …..in a nice way but very effective…. “That’s right….follow medical advice of Donald Trump…..and you too will look like….a glazed ham with deep-vein thrombosis”……BAM!…..this is why I think he’s back on the air….ABC did not find the courage….it found its profit/loss margin…..greed is not courage…..and some local stations owned by Sinclair and Nexstar…..are threatening to boycott airing Kimmel…..so ABC and Disney are mulling the nuclear option…..of pulling SEC college football games off the air for those affiliates…..man, that’s gonna start some stuff.
THINGS YOU MIGHT’VE MISSED……(Update):…..Every REICH-publican in the US Senate….voted against releasing the Epstein files…..In a global first….Gen Z overthrew the government of Nepal….all the political leaders had to be evacuated from the capitol by helicopter…..then protestors burned the Parliament building down to the ground….the next morning they chose….the country’s 1st female Prime Minister to take over….The United Nations voted 142-10…..to recognize the State of Palestine….Polish, German and Dutch fighter jets scrambled to intercept Russian drones….19 drones made up the largest invasion so far….of NATO airspace in years…..Turkey has cut all ties with Israel.