August 30, 2022

GROOM FORGETS BRIDES NAME DURING WEDDING

…..And they both were busted…..the cops say it was one of the most blatant attempts to circumvent immigration law…..and since he wanted to stay in Britain so bad…..and obviously the woman also…..the government was nice enough to give…..Zubair Khan 20 months of free room and board……or three hots and a cot…..his almost but not quite bride-to be.….was hit with 17 months.

DISTURBING PHOTO OF SCHOOL BUS DRIVER ON ROUTE GETS HER INSTANTLY FIRED…..You damn right!…..If my child had to take her route to school…..I would be beyond pissed…..this…..dummy.….took a selfie.….while on route…..to school.….with kids in the bus….of her drinking a tall boy beer…..and then posted it online.

ANONYMOUS BOY SENDS VALENTINES TO EVERY GIRL IN HIS SCHOOL…..And true romance lives…..what a guy…..he wanted to make sure there were no lonely hearts this year…..makes you want to hug the kid!

POWERBALL WINNER: MOM OF FOUR QUIT JOBS TO CARE FOR CHILD WITH CEREBRAL PALSY…..I know this is an old story…..but if there was ever a person who was more deserving……to receive a blessing…..here you go!…..two jobs…..4 kids.….and one needing special care?….yes,……HE/SHE does work in mysterious ways!

HAUNTED APPLE MACBOOK UP FOR SALE ON eBAY….Here’s one for you apple lovers…..it’s an 8-year-old Mac…..so far the bidding is up to 2,000 Pounds…..the owner..… “reckons” the book became haunted when he left it in a graveyard..…next to an abandoned mental hospital……all night.…. “by accident”…..he says he was sketching gravestones while listening to music and just forgot it…..then things got weird…..he says all his song were scary and haunted.….and the desktop background was changed to a scary photo…..and then thing got scarier…..he occasionally saw it levitating…..the screen and keyboard would open and shut quickly.….like it was trying to talk…..oh yeah,…..the computer had made contact via handwritten messages from beyond the grave…..hold on…..it gets better…..now when the laptop wants to communicate….it grasp a pen…..between the keyboard…..and writes on pieces of paper from his home office…..and the ghost has been such a positive influence.….by giving him a hand cleaning his garage…..and acting as a “crucial sounding board” when he was going through some rough times with his partner…..is this ghost one of the ex-therapist from the nuthouse……or should this dude be in one?

NBA – COMMISSIONER WANTS LONGER SEASON SO PLAYERS GET MORE REST…..He thinks starting the season earlier in October to spread the 82 regular season games over a longer time period is a good idea……why don’t you do what Football (Soccer) does over here……play a half a season……take a break…..let everyone heal…..then finish it…..and stop being so greedy…..they hurt man…..give them a break!

COULD DRIVELESS CARS OWN THEMSELVES…..Just imagine…..you get in your car…..and tell it where you want to go…..it says;……  “Nah dog, I’m not feeling it today…..catch a bus.”

THE WORLD’S CRAZIEST ANTI-WOMEN LAWS.….Lebanon and Malta..…a man can abduct a woman, marry her and immediately become impossible to prosecute…..Israel……a woman cannot divorce her husband without his permission (there is a new film out in regards to this).….these laws are still on the books despite the fact that 20 years ago…..at a 1995 Conference on Women…..189 countries signed on to a plan that would incorporate greater equality.….Singapore…..marital rape is acceptable as long as the girl is over 13…..Nigeria..…violence by a husband for the purpose of correcting his wife is lawful.….and the list goes on…..at least Malawi bans child marriages and lifted the minimum age to 18.

MAN WRITES LOVE LETTERS TO HIS WIFE EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 40 YEARS….Bill Bresnan from New Jersey.….has written over 10,000 love letters, notes and cards to his wife Kristen.….that’s almost one for each night of their marriage…..they met when he was teaching a class and she was his student…..how sweet is that!

AMERICAN GORED BY BULL IS OUT OF INTENSIVE CARE, SPANISH HOSPITAL SAYS……Bull – 1….stupid ass American guy – 0….Bull – 1….stupid ass Scotland guy – 0….Bull – 1….stupid ass Spanish guy – 0…..hey, I don’t feel sorry for him…..because only an idiot would run in front of bulls..…and that wasn’t even the big bull run in Pamplona.

ROMANIAN POLITICIAN OFFERS TO REDECORATE HER “APPALLING“ PRISION CELL…..Oh she has a lot of nerve…..what’s next…..you want to be moved to the Ritz?…..Elena Udrea.….a former GOV minister.….has offered to pay to have her cell re-decorated..…because it’s current condition is appalling…..and this coming from someone who was busted for.….corruption.….she had a reputation for expensive taste…..and chic clothes…..and now she wants to bring some style to her cell.….wallpaper, radiators and bars painted.….furniture changed….I guess she plans to spend some of that 500,000 Euro bribe she accepted while in office.

MEET ALECIA, A LIVING, BREATHING 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHO DOESN’T EXIST…..Alecia Pennington is suffering from an identity crisis…..big time..…she grew up in a home schooling Christian household…..she never got a birth certificate or a social security number.…so from an identification point of view…..she doesn’t exist…..she was home-born and her parents failed to file a birth certificate or record of any kind….so now she can’t even prove her citizenship….can’t get a driver’s license, get a job, go to college, get on a plane, get a bank account and can’t even vote…..talk about a person without a country…..nowhere!…..she is an American citizen by birth….but she has no way to prove it!

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