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THE GURUNG TRIBLE OF NEPAL…. Have hunted honey for centuries….they scour Himalayan cliffs while risking their lives….for what the call “Mad Honey”….during one month of the year Himalayan giant honey bees…measuring up to 3cm in length….gather nectar from a poisonous flower….the flowers contain Grayanotoxins….which give the honey its medicinal and psychedelic properties….but an overdose of the honey can cause heavy hallucinations, cardiac and respiratory problems, or may even be fatal….the Gurung tribe consume a teaspoon a day because of its healing powers….one thing is for sure….this honey will add a serious kick to your morning cup of tea.
WHITE BASEBALL PLAYERS KNEEL IN THE 50’S TO PROTEST BLACK LYNCHINGS…..I’m willing to bet this is not true…..no way.….the article said…..several white players.….who happened to be….New York Yankees…..took a knee during the national anthem to protest the lynching of innocent negroes and Jim Crow laws…..this practice was stopped…..very quickly…..when the players realized that most of their fans were either KKK members or sympathizers.….and right under this article was a website.….where you could click on….to create a prank….so, I don’t know…..I mean, Jackie Robinson just started playing in 1947.….we all know how well he was accepted in to the baseball world.….and then all of a sudden.….during the 50’s.….we’re singing……we are the world?
WORLD’S FIRST HUMAN HEAD TRANSPLANT IS SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT…..How do they know it was successful…..if the transplant was done on a corpse?…..it was an 18-hour operation that was carried out in China…..and they reconnected the spine, nerves and blood vessels…..Italian professor Sergio Canavero…..who is the director of the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group..…announced that a team at Harbin Medical University had actually realized the first human head transplant.….Professor C also stated that..… “The first transplant on human cadavers has been done. A full head swap between brain dead organs is the next stage. And that is the final step for the formal head transplant for a medical condition which is imminent…..and here’s the sick part…..Valery Spiridonov….a Russian computer scientist.….who suffers from spinal muscular atrophy…..volunteered to be the first patient..…but Professor C’s team said the first trial is likely to be carried out on someone who is Chinese…..because the chance of a Chinese donor body will be higher.….so does that mean..…since you might have the possibility of using a billion people as lab rats.….you will keep testing.….until you get it right?…..honestly…..I don’t think they have a clue…..if the idea will work.….because the first test was done on a dead guy…..and the dead don’t talk.
PEOPLE FOR SALE: WHERE LIVES ARE AUCTIONED FOR $400…..This is a CNN story…..fake or real.….call it what you want.….they carried a concealed camera into a property outside the capital of Tripoli…..and witnessed a dozen people being sold in the space of six or seven minutes…..the auctioneer was offering up “big strong boys for farm work”…..sounds familiar huh?…..because of a recent clampdown by the Libyan coastguard….fewer boats are making it out to sea…..and leaving the smugglers with a backlog of would-be passengers on their hands….therefore, the smugglers become the masters…..and the migrants and refugees become the slaves…..smugglers will fill a boat with over 100 people on it…..and some may or may not make it to Europe…..and the smugglers don’t give a shit whether they die or not..…as long as they get their money…..a German newspaper said 33,293 people died trying to reach Europe.
PORN STAR CHERIE DEVILLE CONSIDERING PRESIDENTIAL RUN WITH COOLIO AS VP…..And just when you thought shit couldn’t get any weirder.
IOWA UNIVERSITY POLICE THREATEN TO ARREST A STUDENT FOR MAKING A POP-TART AND AMERICAN CHEESE SANDWICH…..Man that’s nasty…..they should’ve thrown him in jail….just for coming up with the idea.
DONALD TRUMP: MARSHAWN LYNCH SHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR SITTING DURING THE U.S. ANTHEM…..And you should be thrown out the “WHITE” house for being the world’s most ignorant, racist, dumbass douchebag on the planet……what probably really pissed him off….was not the fact that Beast-mode sat for the anthem…what might have ticked him off…..was the fact that Lynch stood for the Mexican national anthem……and everyone knows how much Trump loves Mexicans…….NEXT!