ONCE….my brother’s ex-girlfriend texted all through dinner…..when Grandma was ready to leave she said to her…. “Next time I’ll bring my phone so we can talk.”
NANA:….”Ooooo looks like there’s a storm comin’ tonight…..I better wear my lipstick to bed in case the house blows away…..and I’m on the evening news.
MY GRANDMA….. “Used to say….hard times will make a monkey eat a pepper and tell you it’s sweet”…..I’m 40…..and I still don’t know what that means.
MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD ME…..When the phone rings….it’s a request….not a demand
MY NANA…..Always described a bad situation as…..enough to make you shit…..something you never ate.
ME:…..There are 8 verses to “When the Saints Go Marching In” I can do all of them if you like.
GRANDMA:…..I’d rather die.
MY GRANDPARENTS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHO WOULD PASS FIRST…..Grandma looks Grandpa in the eyes and says….. “Don’t worry, it only takes three weeks for someone to starve to death…..you’ll be right behind me.”
OK, THIS WILL….CHRIS……JADA SHIT…..Stop!……just freakin’ stop……you’ve said what you wanted to say…….thought, commented….and argued ok?…..opinions noted…..I’m tired of it all……and I don’t give a you know what…..or why you still care about it…..it’s just plain stupid…..let it go…..hey, they don’t care…..it’s over…..I’m bored…..move TF on!….but I did find this from……
MICHAEL WOODY……I AM NOT A FAN OF THIS WOMAN…I didn’t want to put her name in my F*CKING MOUTH!…..any seasoned man knows what it looks like when another man is being led without a partner…..if this woman can roll her eyes, without speaking, and transform her husband from laughing to anger, why didn’t she use that same power to stop her SO-CALLED MAN??……Will walked slow enough to be stopped, I didn’t hear his partner make a peep!….men, we have to do better…..when you say RIDE OR DIE partner, both people go down…..this woman watched him slap Chris Rock and didn’t stop him, she didn’t console him when he sat down, and didn’t speak to him about his feelings…..it took Denzel Washington, Bradley Cooper (Philly native), and Tyler Perry to talk this dude down…..WHERE WAS HIS WOMAN???…..what am I missing?…..by the way, her next social media post was about herself……..how she’s ready for Healing Season…….again, not about the man that defended her honor…….no apologies, no outreach…..for some reason I am not surprised her message used the word “I” …….it’s seems to be always about her, not about her man, or the pain Chris Rock received.
FOX NEWS IS ANGRY THAT BIDEN IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT RUSSIA THAN WILL SMITH…..Folks….it’s Fox News…..they just hired Caitlyn…aka…..Bruce Jenner…..Jenner to be a spokesperson for the network….like I said….folks, it’s Fox News.
BRIDGERTON…..They may not have…..how did my sister Michelle say it…. “That fine ass MF”…..in season two…..but they did add a ….”Fine ass”…..woman named…..Simone Ashley…..and I’m good with that….though many people are saying…..the Indian culture is being misrepresented…….anyway,…..