I WONDER…..what the part of my brain…..that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now days
THE GREATEST HAPPINESS….is to know the source of unhappiness
YES, I DID DRUGS…..sure did…..but I also got cleaned and turned my life around…..why don’t you gossip about that
IF YOU ARE TALKING…..behind my back…..you are in a good position…..to kiss my ass
JUST SO YOU KNOW..…it doesn’t matter how good a parent you are…..you will at least…..once carry a screaming demon child from a public place
MARCH 2021….Not allowed to travel more than 5 miles
MARCH 2022….Can’t afford to travel 5 miles
PEOPLE SAY THEY’RE REAL…..but they don’t specify what kind of real.….real shady…..real fake..…or a real piece of shit.….I need specifics
BEING SMART IS GOOD…..being patient is better
WE KNOW THEY ARE LYING…..they know they are lying.….they know that we know they are lying…..we know that they know that we know they are lying…..and still they continue to lie (Alexander Solzhenitsyn)
STALLONE…..I’m making a movie about composers…..I’m playing Beethoven
VAN DAMME.….I’ll be Mozart
SCHWARZNEGGER….Stop it guys.….I’m not saying it
IF YOU CONTINUE….to carry the bricks from your past…..you will end up building the same house
IF THEY WANT…..to see Judge Jackson’s LSAT scores…..we’d like to see Lauren Boebert’s GED
ONE THING IS VERY CLEAR TO ME RIGHT NOW…..but not at all clear on mainstream American news…..is that most of the world does not see the United States as a credible voice…..to speak out about war crimes…..because the US…..committed them all over the world with impunity
WHEN AN OLD MAN DIES…..a library burns to the ground (African Proverb)
INSTEAD OF “SINGLE”…..as a status.….I prefer…..independently owned and operated
WELCOME TRUCKERS TO THE PEOPLE’S CONVOY…..if anyone knows what we are actually protesting……please let us know
MALE BEES DIE AFTER MATING…..that’s basically their life…..Honey…..Nut…..Cheerio!
I OPENED TWO GIFTS…….this morning.….they were my eyes
HE…..who has nothing to hide…..hides nothing
IDOLIZING A POLITICAN…..is like believing…..the stripper really likes you
EGG SALAD.….is still chicken salad…..when you think about it
THE ART.….of listening is not to hear what someone says…..but to hear how they feel
AND DEFINITELY MY FAVORITE…..
I DON’T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE……you need to tell someone your whereabouts…..because there is too much going on in this world.
THIS IS FUNNY…..AND SAD……
About three dozen would-be asylum seekers from Russia found themselves blocked from entering the U.S. on Friday while a group of Ukrainians flashed passports and were escorted across the border…..the Russians — 34 as of Friday — had been camped several days at the busiest U.S border crossing with Mexico, two days after the city of Tijuana officials gently urged them to leave……Homeland Security indicated in a statement Friday that anyone deemed “particularly vulnerable” may be admitted for humanitarian reasons on a case-by-case review, regardless of nationality…..too bad Homeland Security didn’t feel the same way…..towards the people coming from the south when “STUPID” was president….and thought putting them in cages was a better idea.