August 28, 2024

GOOD MORNING AMERIKKKA

…..A man charged in an Arkansas grocery store shooting….is being sued by a woman who was injured in the attack……New Hampshire challenges “unjust” Massachusetts gun laws…..A shooting at a gathering in Baltimore…..leaves 1 dead and 7 others wounded….A California teacher slammed a Black students head on a desk……he and his mother were called racial slurs by his classmates….and the school employees found it amusing……Parents want to keep their kids home after a student was stabbed…..with a pair of scissors in a Florida High School…..and this one……

FEDERAL JUDGE RULES BREONNA TAYLOR’S BOYFRIEND WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR HER DEATH, NOT THE POLICE…..I thought for a long time…..thinking about what I might or should say about this ruling…..the more I tried to come up with a decent response…..the more I realized…..I couldn’t think of anything…..to say about this serious miscarriage of justice…..I had no words.

THE MYSTERIOUS CHILDHOOD YEARS OF JESUS THAT WERE LEFT OUT OF THE BIBLE…..That’s not the only story…..left out of that book……this theory you can find on historyskills……and add one of those dot-coms……anyway, they’re still trying to convince us that “J”……was a White guy…..when you think about it…..in the area where “J” was born……only a White guy would have friends with names like…..Peter, James, John, Matthew, Thomas……and definitely Bartholomew…..let’s not forget Simon and Judas……yeah, I could see that…..but…..there wasn’t one White person in “J’s” hood back then…..we’re talking….37 BCE down to 4 BCE…..so keep pushing that “theory”……here’s something for ya…..you might believe him to be lighter than Spike Lee…..and that’s ok with me……but you might need to send memos to Spain, Portugal, Italy, Sicily……and a few places in Greece……because I don’t want to spoil your parade…..but a lot of churches have a “Jesus”……who looks like……Spike Lee……saw one hanging out in a church in Malaga, Spain……a few weeks ago…..just sayin’……!

AIDES BEG J.D. VANCE TO STOP CARRYING A MODEL OF A WOMAN’S PELVIS WHILE MEETING VOTERS…..Are…..you……kidding me?……his aides actually said…… “I can’t stress enough how much people don’t like it when you silently hold a life-size model of a woman’s genitals……up to their faces when they’re talking about their family’s financial struggles”……and man his team went to “WTF drugs are you on” mode…..when Vance……in a new attempt to appeal to suburban women……opened an event by smashing the model of a woman’s pelvis on stage……and many still think it’s wrong to call this guy…..and “STUPID”….aka “Ketchup-head”……weird???

WANT TO CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE AT AN NYC PARK OR BEACH?…..BE READY TO PAY A $25 TICKET……That is so stupid……you can smoke weed…..basically anywhere…..something we’ve been doing…..for decades…..but you can’t drink a beer in public?…..since when?……no one told us back in the day…..we saw 5-0 rolling up on us…..and hid the brown paper bag…..I’d love to see Germany enforce that law…..not happening…..NYC police handed out over 7,000 tickets for open drinking in June this year…..it went up from 17,000 in 2019,,,,,to nearly 40,000 in 2023…..this is enforcing “low-level” crimes…..drinking in public, public peeing, tossing trash on the streets…..and jumping the subway turnstile…..I didn’t know public drinking has been illegal since 1979…..we sure didn’t get that memo during the 80’s…..many beachgoers said they think this enforcement amounts to a cash grab….. “It’s just a new way…..for the city to collect money.”

OASIS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE REUNION AND UK AND IRELAND TOUR FOR 2025….Ah,…..ok…..am I the only one who knows absolutely nothing about why these…..two people are back in the news…..after saying some nasty stuff about each other in 2009…..a while back…..and now they’re back on tour……ah,…..ok…..so either they saw their wicked ways towards each other……and decided to become family again…..or…..they’re still pissed at each other…..but that ain’t paying the bills……whatever…..I couldn’t name any of their songs unless I heard one…..and said….. “Oh yeah…..that one.”

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