I NEVER DREAMED….I’d grow up to be a crazy old lady….but here I am…..killing it
I JUST NEED….a quiet corner at the beach…..with no news….no stress
INTO THE MUSIC I GO…..to lose my mind…..and find my soul
I HAVEN’T….fried my brain all the way…..but there are definitely some grill marks on it
ONE THING I HATE….more than a liar….is a person who thinks I’m stupid
GROWING UP ON CINDERELLA…..I always thought….. “How does a girl go to a party and lose her shoe?”…..then I learned how to drink….and I found out it happens all the time
BEAUTIFUL YOUNG PEOPLE….are accidents of nature…..but beautiful old people…..are works of art
ALL MY BILLS ARE “OUTSTANDING”….I must be doing a good job
THIS YEAR’S VOTING IN AMERICA….is just like driving a car…..you want to go forward…..choose “D”……you want to backward…..choose “R”
MY PLAYLIST IS BIPOLAR….we are either…..in love….depressed….gone country….or gangsta
THE….Māori word for Autism is….. “Takiwatanga”….it means…. “In their own space and time”
WE UNDERSTAND….that people say….dogs are a man’s best friend…..but cats don’t tell the cops…..where your drugs are
YOU KNOW…..you’re getting old….when you run into a friend at the pharmacy….instead of at the nightclub
FRIDAY THE 13th……is today…..y’all ever notice that….July, August, September, October and November spell out…..JASON?
THIS IS A GENTLE REMINDER…..that on the days you only have 30%…..and you give 30%…..you gave 100%
Y’ALL NEED TO…..stop leaving out the part of the story…..where you fucked up
I KNOW…..the universe is full of intelligent life……it’s just been too intelligent….to come here (Earth)…..Arthur C. Clarke
I DON’T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF…..when I say…. “I’m only going to have one beer”
I KNOW PEOPLE….talk shit behind my back….I’m not stupid…..I just don’t care
ONE IDIOT….is one idiot….two idiots are two idiots….ten thousand idiots….are a political party
AND MY FAVORITE…..
FOR OVER 50 YEARS….Britain stationed Royal Navy ships off the coast of Africa…..to intercept slave traders…..from 1808 to 1860…..the West African squadron captured 1,600 slave ships