WHAT IT’S LIKE INSIDE MARIAH CAREY’S CHRISTMAS THEMED BAR IN CHICAGO…..I’d rather shave my eyebrows off with a blow torch…..than get drunk in that joint.
WHAT IS “MATGA?”….This is the latest anti-Trump trend on Tik Tok…..anyone remember the story of the Renaissance murderer…..Giulia Tofana?…..sister girl was no joke…..and now Trump supporters are demanding an FBI investigation into this latest trend….,Tofana devised a tasteless and odorless poison…..made with arsenic, belladonna, and lead….word on the street is she took out over 600 men with her juice in the 17th century…..she sold poison to women who wanted to free themselves…..from their abusive husbands….and this Tik Tok user is telling women who can’t divorce their husband….to look up Aqua Tofana….and now the slogan “Make Aqua Tofana Great Again” is gaining a lot of followers…..and my new favorite crazy person…..Majorie Taylor Greene is saying now she wants the FBI to jump in….. “These are public death threats and must be investigated…..these women are telling others how to poison and murder men…..because they’re angry over the election….if you track down these J6’ers, pro-life, parents angry at school boards….then you better go after these psychopaths”…..wow, a psychopath….calling people psychopaths…..you can’t make this shit up…..people are wondering what the FBI’s position is…..on women encouraging other women …..to poison their husbands and others….who voted for Trump…..people are nervous….one person won’t be visiting Starbuck’s again…..for fear a barista may poison his drink….. “Can we trust these women if they are working in the food service business…..to serve conservatives?”…..you’re the dumbass paying $7 bucks for a cup of coffee……America is so paranoid about everything right now…..it’s hysterical…..well, MAGA people…..you do promote violence…..you showed your true colors…..the first time he ran for office…..and you really came out this time and showed your….Red…. “WHITE”…….and Blue in 2024…..I like the fact that you….who voted for him are seeing a different picture now……special childcare needs…..going…..social security…..soon to be taken from you…….Latino voters deportation and immigration……your Green Card might not help you anymore…..grocery prices increasing….hey, greed is greed…..yep, rethinking that vote right about now huh?…..so you MAGA Trump voters…..you shouldn’t be so scared, worried and nervous…..after all….if this is true….and people are conjuring up the ghost of Tofana…..they’re only doing the same thing you did…..installing fear into people and scaring them…..y’all protested, stormed the Capitol, beat people of color…..and committed way more violent crimes……and now threatening and suggesting people kill White Christian Trump voters is a bad idea?……maybe someone will poison a person on 5th Ave……and get away with it…..poison millions and get away with it…..who knows anything’s possible now days…..you see, someone can be found guilty on 34 different charges in a court of law…..be labeled a convicted felon…..and still have millions of people elect him to the highest office in the country…….I can’t wait until reality hits “STUPID’S” followers…..and they finally understand…..the REICH-publican pulled a “Puff Diddy” on them…..and like Ice Cube’s song says….. “With no Vaseline!”
RUSSIAN BALLET DANCER VLADIMIR SHKLYAROV, OUTSPOKEN CRITIC OF PUTIN FALLS 60 FEET TO HIS DEATH…..Yep, you’re right…..he mysteriously “plunged” to his death…..from his fifth floor balcony…..what…..not from a window……like always?
AMERICA WAS DISCOVERED ALMOST 150 YEARS BEFORE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS….One…..you don’t discover what’s already there….and two…..Chris never came near the coast of Native American land…..which was already there.
DNA SHOWS NATIVE AMERICANS HAVE ORIGIN IN WESTERN EURASIA….Ah, duh….lands were closer and people walked…..the Bering Strait was a bridge connecting now Russia…..to Alaska.
WEED MOMENT….While I was enjoying the freezing day…..smoking a doobie…..waiting for the fourth bus to come…..after realizing three had already passed by….while I smoked my doobie…..my brain had a question it couldn’t understand…..then I realized…..Chris Rock couldn’t figure out why Will Smith….was on stage and walking his way….and then it hit him.