WORDS ARE THE FOG…..one has to see through
I’M SERIOUSLY…..considering filling my pockets…..with glitter…..and whenever someone near me says something really stupid…..or rude….I’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression…..and release the glitter into the sky above their head…..and watch it shower over them….like a baptism of the stupid
WHAT SCREWS US UP…..most in life….is the picture in our heads…..of how it is supposed to be
MEN PICK…..their favorite sports team…..when they’re like 11…..and let it make them upset…..for the rest of their life
DID YOU KNOW….that the pool on the Titanic….is still filled with water?
INTELLIGENCE.….is the ultimate…..aphrodisiac
SHOUT OUT….to Judas for the long weekend
SHE LEFT A NOTE ON THE FRIDGE SAYING….. “This isn’t working…..goodbye”…I opened it…..and it works just fine
IT COULDN’T BE MORE SIMPLE…..a vote for Republicans…..is a vote to destroy democracy
WOMEN DO NOT NEED TO BE POLITE…..when men are making them uncomfortable
GIVE ADVICE…..if people don’t listen…..let adversity teach them
DON’T RUIN A GOOD SUNDRESS….by wearing panties
ORIDINARY PEOPLE…..have big TV’s…..extraordinary people….have big libraries
ACCORDING TO GENESIS….we all come from Adam & Eve…..who only had 3 sons…..think about it…..take all the time you need
THINKING IS DIFFICULT…..that is why most people judge
THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME…..to remind Republicans that…..there are no White people in the Bible
A FOOLISH MAN….complains about his torn pocket…..a wise man…..uses it to scratch his balls
MERCY TO THE GUILTY….is cruelty to the innocent
A CONVERSATION….about how you feel….is not supposed….to end in an argument
WAR IS CREATED…..by people too old to fight…..for those too young to die
WILL SMITH….is banned for the Oscars for 10-years…..and Trump can still become president
YOU EDUCATE A MAN…..you educate a man…..you educate a woman…..you educate a generation
NEWS STORY…..Airlines that dropped mask requirements are now suffering staff shortages due to COVID-19
COMMENT:….What an intriguing medical mystery!……guess we’ll never know the answer to this one
SO FAR…..the Republican Party has banned….abortion……books…..history lessons…..and Disney……BECAUSE THEY REALLY; REALLY, REALLY, REALLY…. “HATE”…..cancel culture
THAT COLOR…..that we see when we close our eyes…..is called Eigenfrau…..which is different from black.
MY KID:…..I feel like you’re always making up rules and stuff
ME:….Like what?
MY KID:…..Like if I don’t clean my room…..a portal will open and take me to another dimension
ME:….Well that’s what happened to your older brother
MY KID:….What older brother?
ME:…Exactly!
MY FAVORITE…..
GUY….So why don’t you have a boyfriend?
GIRL:….My parents are strict…..so why don’t you have a girlfriend?
GUY:….Because your parents are strict.
I FOUND THIS…..
MICHAEL JORDAN…. “Imagine “THE MIKE”…..entering the 2021-2022 draft…..in this soft-ass league today…..with no contact….no traveling calls…..and no real big men….now tell me….WHO TF GONNA STOP HIM?!?”